Least enticing thread titles

[tbf i was avoiding posting the 2000 variations on the one you quoted that belong on here]

Yeah fair point, fair point, i have frequently not been enticed to thread in q i spose

in summary, "didn't you learn how to argue at yr expensive college and that calling someone a retard for accusing you of an ableism is not going to win the argument in yr favor"

oh god okay i'll pass

been increasingly disgruntled about the "tard" issue of late, it really is a disgusting ugly word and i unreservedly apologise for times i've used it in the past

Yeah not gonna get into it itt nor itt but no pass for lj there regardless of how etc was etcing

The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

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LOL Amerikaners

Damn Americans, always clogging up I Love Baseball wtf

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•Clipping - Midcity (noise rap)

'keep yr pussy-ass cracker shit outta my goon' - a white man, on ILX

literally couldn't be more done w/ rap purism bullshit. zero tolerance

"noise rap"

sry you know what that sounds great, must have been my "rap purism" getting in the way

'keep yr pussy-ass cracker shit outta my goon' - a white man, on ILX

― imago, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:02 (7 minutes ago)

??

well buddy it is your loss coz clipping are fkn amazing and their mc is both audible and tight

hi Clipping's MC's roommate

http://i.imgur.com/6GCQQqR.gif

I mean if they're good maybe whoever started that thread should make a more ENTICING thread title so I will want to check them out

ban n015y cr4ck3r

wtf happens

Clipping rules

Also if "noise-rap" with the name CLIPPING doesn't entice you, then go listen to some Belle and Sebastien

http://www.20minutepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lifes-unwritten-rules-36-895x1024.png

I mean if they're good maybe whoever started that thread should make a more ENTICING thread title so I will want to check them out

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, May 1, 2014 3:17 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a dude rapping over noise music. nothing glib or ambiguous about the description in this case

nor enticing

maybe we don't care if you want to check out this awesome band that some of us really like

Damon Albarn - .Everyday Robots (of Blur, Gorillaz and The Good, the Bad & the Queen)

irrespective of one's feelings about the record tbh

superior butthurt itt

and clipping sounds like something I would like! but I will never not savour quality butthurt

hurting otm. having sat through a lifeless and drool-inducing dalek show a few years back, id give anything called noise-rap a wide berth tbh.

Clipping are far from lifeless and drool-inducing, but hey, maybe that means they can continue to play cool warehouse shows and not douchefests

ok enough of you like clipping that I will check him/them out ok

there are three members - one rapper and two electronics dudes, one of whom is noise dude Bill Huston

What's with the recent crop of critically lauded Canadian Indie Rock?

The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

Fictional books about Indie Rock

you love that shit

everything

idk markers, its the combination of fictional and indie rock, insofar as indie rock is in one or two instances valuable it is not anything that could be usefully deployed in fictive means

there is that poxy noel gallagher thread i suppose.....

i have the shit bookmarked out of "Fictional books about Indie Rock" and pay double Amazon Prime (Amazon Obsidian) to get that shit fedexed directly to the cradle i built specially to receive them, it gently delivers the boxes into my living room, where I sit on them and rub my butt all over them for 2.5 hours depending.

lol

soon u will be able to get that dope ass dave eggers roman a clef about the decemberists sent direct to u by amazon drone aircraft

that's the title

"a dope ass roman a clef of earbreaking droniness"

i've rubbed my butt all over that one for so long

Hello Goodbye – The Cure ft James McCartney

MIDDLESEX just got their ASSES SLAIN

Naked Chef: Pukka or Shite?

Coldplay's nude direction

I'm in love with the nude girl on the cover of The Madcap Laughs

more enticing: shorter and had pictures of food

this shirt/minidress from thailand with a pic of a nude adam levine on it

Buck naked or butt naked

actual thread content is outside the remit of this thread

next two: more enticing

ok, both those last two thread titles are way more enticing

i think you're probably right tbf

this is close:
Let It Be...Naked -- Pazz & Jop 03?

Admittedly a lazy pick but I have no idea who Bob Weir is nor any interest in finding out what his 'prolem' is:

what the hell is Bob Weir's prolem?

Dance naked you pansies

tick.jpg

i would have put this one on the list, but i ironically appreciate these threads now:
Nude MSU math professor, what's on your iPhone?

yeah when i was searching i deliberately left out the iPhone ones :D

granted I confined my searches to ILM

maybe?
The Emperor is Finally Naked (started by g@bbneb (gabbneb)

certainly it doesn't entice

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

We don't really care about a nude woman playing Snow White, dancing, having sex with a dildo, screaming her head off and singing along to music by Styx, Beyoncé, Mary J. Blige and Pat Benatar, do we?

xp lol

Speaking as a neophyte, what makes gabbneb such a legend 'round these parts?

He excelled at creating least enticing thread titles, for one.

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

if for no other reason than to see whether it's blended

wait ... blended .... penis? how ??

does "blended" mean something else in the UK than in the US? Is it like "tick"?

no it was just a non sequitur-ish callback to a classic gabb haircut comment

well considering the comment ... nope. not going there.

I think I promised everyone that I would not be mean and talk shit in the 2019

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

dayyum

oof

Marissa Nadler is great and really deserves better than that thread title.

who was user 'i, grey'?

The tragedy Matt is I will never know, because of that thread title

to form babby, or not to form babby

no way i need to learn how babby form

It was on the news this mroing

'What do you find strangely erotic?'

Haha yes, “erotic” is one of those words that is just profoundly unsexy and works against its intrinsic meaning. It could be a fascinating thread, but I can’t say I’m interested.

That, plus the erotic proclivities of ILXors terrify me by default.

terrify isn't the word I would use -- maybe 10 years ago, but now? nah

Not quite an unenticing title but a pompous bleurgh: the verdict

do i even have to?

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