POLE: My Dick's Double Full​-​Length Release by My Dick

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my dick in the wild:

i was having a really shitty day and i went to whole foods for lunch by myself and was kinda sad but then "your kiss is on my list" by hall & oates came on in the store and it made me think of my dick and my dick made me smile

sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link

I reckon they should call their next album My Dick's Second Coming

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link

That would be a little bit too on-the-dick.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...

Another year is ending without My Dick.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

i heard that it leaked, actually

some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

it was a torrent actually

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link

they pulled it at the last second

some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

my dick just doesn't work that consistently anymore

katherine, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

My dick tl;dr

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

what a bust

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link

my dick would have topped your rear-end list

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of my dick tbqh, perfectly happy as things stand

franklin, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

not a year goes by that my appreciation for my dick doesn't grow

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

Every time I hear 'Dancing In The Dark', I always end up singing along to it but with the My Dick lyrics...

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

Really admire the lyrics on this album, my dick has a literary bent. In fact, at times my dick recalls Balzac imo

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link

Has a political dimension too -- leans slightly left.

man alive, Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link

baker dick

ciderpress, Thursday, 1 January 2015 07:38 (nine years ago) link

Can't believe I neglected My Dick for so long.

Baker Dick is pretty much what I do in my head when that song comes on just to survive it, but it still kills me.

blindest of willies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Two Dicks seems huge to me today.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 2 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

told a friend of mine about this last night. he had a hard time getting a handle on it, but eventually it started to solidify for him

goole, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link

good of you to give him the tip

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

wow hard to believe it's been so long

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

I also have a penis

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

gross dude, why do you always have to go sticking your penis into everything. no one asked.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link

bringing my dick to a penis fight

pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

gotta say my dick has aged very well

woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Surprised it didn't get more play at the time tbqh. it was really slept on.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Fast Dick is underrated

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link

Baker Dick is GOAT though

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:22 (six years ago) link

Harden My Dick 03:17 0

how do you fuckers look in the mirror

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:45 (six years ago) link

Whenever I hear 'Dancing in the Dark' now, I always start singing the My Dick version.

more Allegro-like (Turrican), Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:28 (six years ago) link

This is still hilarious

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:27 (six years ago) link

also M@tt OTM

Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

I wonder: When will My Dick come again?

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

With a new record I mean, don't be gross.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

how long must we wait jntil

I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady stream
of lols


my dick is the gift that keeps on giving

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link

(pls forgive dead post detrius at the start of that last post)

ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

hope it wasn't a one-off

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm listening to my dick at work

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link

My Name Is My Dick is underrated

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link

fields of dick is so good it brings me to tears

In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 27 November 2017 07:43 (six years ago) link

otm

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 27 November 2017 09:25 (six years ago) link

But when will we get a sophomore album?

josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link

hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link

xp would love to hear their version of Lifter Puller's "4 Dix"

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:57 (six years ago) link

What song is "Dick Dreams" covering?

My top 3:

Baker Dick
Harden My Dick
What's Up, My Dick?

Honorable mention:

The ghost of Ian Curtis: "What's going on??? Stop it!"

skip, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link

would you know my dick
if you saw it in heaven

Florin Cuchares, Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:52 (six years ago) link


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