wanna change my dick my dick my dick
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
you can't start a fire without my dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
in these trying times, i'm glad we all still agree on my dick
― eric banana (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:49 (ten years ago) link
my dick in the wild:
i was having a really shitty day and i went to whole foods for lunch by myself and was kinda sad but then "your kiss is on my list" by hall & oates came on in the store and it made me think of my dick and my dick made me smile
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link
I reckon they should call their next album My Dick's Second Coming
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link
That would be a little bit too on-the-dick.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
Another year is ending without My Dick.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
i heard that it leaked, actually
― some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
it was a torrent actually
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
they pulled it at the last second
― some dude, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
my dick just doesn't work that consistently anymore
― katherine, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
My dick tl;dr
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
what a bust
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
my dick would have topped your rear-end list
― gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of my dick tbqh, perfectly happy as things stand
― franklin, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
not a year goes by that my appreciation for my dick doesn't grow
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
Every time I hear 'Dancing In The Dark', I always end up singing along to it but with the My Dick lyrics...
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 1 January 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link
Really admire the lyrics on this album, my dick has a literary bent. In fact, at times my dick recalls Balzac imo
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
Has a political dimension too -- leans slightly left.
― man alive, Thursday, 1 January 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link
baker dick
― ciderpress, Thursday, 1 January 2015 07:38 (nine years ago) link
Can't believe I neglected My Dick for so long.
Baker Dick is pretty much what I do in my head when that song comes on just to survive it, but it still kills me.
― blindest of willies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
Two Dicks seems huge to me today.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 2 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link
told a friend of mine about this last night. he had a hard time getting a handle on it, but eventually it started to solidify for him
― goole, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:13 (seven years ago) link
good of you to give him the tip
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link
wow hard to believe it's been so long
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link
I also have a penis
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
gross dude, why do you always have to go sticking your penis into everything. no one asked.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link
bringing my dick to a penis fight
― pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link
gotta say my dick has aged very well
― woke-ing class zero (s.clover), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link
Surprised it didn't get more play at the time tbqh. it was really slept on.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link
Fast Dick is underrated
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link
Baker Dick is GOAT though
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:22 (six years ago) link
Harden My Dick 03:17 0
how do you fuckers look in the mirror
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 06:45 (six years ago) link
Whenever I hear 'Dancing in the Dark' now, I always start singing the My Dick version.
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:28 (six years ago) link
This is still hilarious
― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:27 (six years ago) link
also M@tt OTM
― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, 9 October 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link
I'm still amazed at the ability of My Dick to pump out such a long and steady streamof lols
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link
I wonder: When will My Dick come again?
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 9 October 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link
With a new record I mean, don't be gross.
how long must we wait jntil
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
(pls forgive dead post detrius at the start of that last post)
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 October 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
hope it wasn't a one-off
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link
Songs where the singer/protagonist comes off as a serious dick without meaning to
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 9 October 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWCWFA_2Wa4
― jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 23 November 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
I'm listening to my dick at work
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:34 (six years ago) link
My Name Is My Dick is underrated
― FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link
fields of dick is so good it brings me to tears
― In a slipshod style (Ross), Monday, 27 November 2017 07:43 (six years ago) link
otm
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 27 November 2017 09:25 (six years ago) link
But when will we get a sophomore album?
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:20 (six years ago) link
hahahahaha i am just now listening to orinoco dick
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link