University Challenge (also featuring Only Connect and other BBC quiz shows)

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Clever people - do what you like. "Morons" - know your place.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Someone needs to Photoshop Carlos Tevez into that Corpus Christi team...

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Marcello being very cynical on this thread or just being honest

caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Quite agree, Dorian.

I think Dorian's comment was summing up your position.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

And I was agreeing with his comment.

Classic thread.

Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Inimitable

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

No LJ though : (

caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Keen to hear his thoughts.

caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

do they have tasers?

― bitch hooligan, pussy ass nobrain dårk (country matters), Monday, 2 March 2009 18:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark

they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link

irl lol

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link

hahah

caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope this doesn't mean Trimble now takes the Nuts offer

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

rules of the game and filming schedule are made pretty clear at the audition stage and teams have a reserve player so these guys have no excuse

oh except they're the master race of course

admin log special guest star (DG), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I am interested in the opinion of Fabio Capello, Pavel Nedved, Fabio Cannavaro and a few members of the Bullingdon Club for good measure.

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

teams have a reserve player so these guys have no excuse

Do they? That, then.

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:02 (fifteen years ago) link

teams have a reserve player so these guys have no excuse

Do they? That, then.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:02 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, they do. Believe this rule was introduced when one team had a fundamentalist Christian in the team who wouldn't go to recordings on a Sunday.

Captain Save-Ahlo (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link

This Corpus Christi mob also changed their captain in the course of the series - which I've never seen happen before

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

and they're all Satanists

tuomasters at work (blueski), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I get the impression you're not taking this matter very seriously

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i hope this doesn't mean Trimble now takes the Nuts offer

I hope it does - time to put all those morons in their place. Or something.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link

The Unionist bias on this thread is shocking.

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually, bowler hats and sash would make good props for a Nuts photoshoot

Queueing For Latchstrings (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link

What I would give for a suggest ban every time someone uses the term 'Meejah'.

dowd, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link

You can have one for free if you like.

Peaches Gandalf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Buy one get two free

caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

average age 30? fack off.

york's main girl was some kind o' something.

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Kinda sorta.

We've thrashed thru the idea of a handicapping system for oldsters before but this wd discriminate against the Open University and presumably there's the odd Oxbridge college for the menopausal and time rich too?

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

she was hot.

st georges' team leader looked like the bastard offspring of paxo and lady di.

butchered in the spooky twilight (stevie), Monday, 28 September 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

this was average age 30 vs 19.

lol i mean im a 29-y-o postgraduate student, and if i went on (with some science dudes lol) i'd rock the shit. but i wouldn't go on!

so maybe my compromise position is allowing mature students, i.e. doing their first degrees.

xpost

history mayne, Monday, 28 September 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree the age ish is a problem but wd allow one post-grad per team so I don't have to give up my dream of killing on this one day.

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Unless they do a "The Unprofessionals" special series.

Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 September 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah watching this just thinking average of 30 a bit of a swizz and then they had all they anatomical questions and that too. a bit much

conrad, Monday, 28 September 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Joe Satriani in the music round- nice.

Neil S, Monday, 6 September 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

got every one of those questions (possibly first round where that was e'er true)

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Monday, 6 September 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I only got the Neil Innes one, but was thrown by Paxman saying (or me mishearing) that the rip-off was from 1984.

Neil S, Monday, 6 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Does Joe Satriani actually exist? I thought he was an archetype of self-indulgent masturbatory noodling invented by nervous indie fux to justify their lack of instrumental talent.

no time for the prussian death cult (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 September 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the Satriani one was ripped off by Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader. Got the rest of them though.

ailsa, Monday, 6 September 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

wasn't that toploader song a cover of an old soul hit though?

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 07:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh probably, I don't pay much attention to the career of Toploader tbh.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 07:47 (thirteen years ago) link

doubtless a wise approach!

Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

posh kids struggling w/tube map :D

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 11 October 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

and pop music.

mmmm, Monday, 11 October 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

and barnes wallis

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 11 October 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link

curses. the one tv show I can't seem to download from the US :( well, this and Only Connect.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 11 October 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Only Connect is so good, I love how it makes University Challenge feel like Deal Or No Deal

get the fuck out of my mouth (boxedjoy), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

only connect not as smart as it thinks it is nowhere near as smart as victoria coren's voice is annoying

conrad, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i wish i could find a youtube of the time they played derrick may "strings of life" and asked the contestant "what genre of music is this seminal track credited with creating?" and this geeky dude was like....."synth?" and an obviously exasperated paxman is like "techno!!!"

(i lied about him being exasperated)

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link


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