what a horribly formed "joke"

sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)

http://www.brucienyc.com/

actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.

no forsyth no credibility

Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-apologizes-again-boobs-on-the-ground

as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt

boobs in the sky

xpost oic, thx

omg lagoon

I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just imagine the pitch
"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?"
"Ah, nah"
"We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts"
"hmm sure, why not"

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

. . . yeah

i deserve that

You flew too close to the sun.

The wax from your wings melting off your back as you plunged toward Mother Earth...

http://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article146057784.html

hey he didn't offer $1000 to any raven-haired sirens willing to be drowned in the mansion pool

Sorry OL...

From Star Wars thread about Solo movie
------------------------

"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"

"what's that?"

^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a bronie?

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

ha the first joke isn't horribly formed but this post is:

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

full of the elan of the original forks' post that inspired this thread

that elan musk

wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years

I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh my god

http://www.theglobalmalayalee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dannainan-262x262.png

when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten

― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:01 AM (ten hours ago)

livin it up at the joketell california

but you can never "lol"

paul linde in my hair

Lynde

what a horribly honked "bobo"

lol

i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here

p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.

https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD

worthy

sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023

Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023