jfc
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link
welcome to the jointache
― doglato dozzy (dog latin), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:50 (ten years ago) link
Well, with Travolta, it's well beyond the realm of rumor. Witnesses on the record, harassment suits settled, etc. But Cruise, not only is it strictly rumor, with no ratification, he's also very litigious. So Travolta could likely not get away with suing for libel, but Cruise, with no paper-trail (gay-per trail?), could easily bring down his giant lifts.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link
What, no Tom Cruising?
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link
Tom of Cruiseland
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link
sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)
― Ramona and Yeezus (Matt P), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
http://www.brucienyc.com/
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:16 (ten years ago) link
actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.
no forsyth no credibility
― cyfytlapdbfr? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:28 (ten years ago) link
Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-apologizes-again-boobs-on-the-ground
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt
― ogmor, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
boobs in the sky
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
xpost oic, thx
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 27 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
omg lagoon
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 29 September 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g
― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just imagine the pitch"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?" "Ah, nah""We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts""hmm sure, why not"
― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 2 March 2017 02:44 (seven years ago) link
. . . yeah
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:43 (seven years ago) link
i deserve that
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 March 2017 03:44 (seven years ago) link
You flew too close to the sun.
― pplains, Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:34 (seven years ago) link
The wax from your wings melting off your back as you plunged toward Mother Earth...
― pplains, Thursday, 2 March 2017 04:36 (seven years ago) link
http://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article146057784.html
― Jay Elettronica Viva (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
hey he didn't offer $1000 to any raven-haired sirens willing to be drowned in the mansion pool
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 05:49 (six years ago) link
Sorry OL...
From Star Wars thread about Solo movie------------------------
"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"
"what's that?"
^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a bronie?
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.
― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link
TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.
― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link
ha the first joke isn't horribly formed but this post is:
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
full of the elan of the original forks' post that inspired this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link
that elan musk
― Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:33 (six years ago) link
wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years
― flopson, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:17 (six years ago) link
I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 March 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link
oh my god
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 8 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
http://www.theglobalmalayalee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dannainan-262x262.png
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link
when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:01 AM (ten hours ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 04:49 (one year ago) link
livin it up at the joketell california
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 15:38 (one year ago) link
but you can never "lol"
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
paul linde in my hair
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Monday, 27 June 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link
Lynde
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 17:21 (one year ago) link
what a horribly honked "bobo"
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 27 June 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
lol
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link
i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2022 18:05 (one year ago) link
p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 June 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link
https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 22:54 (one year ago) link
worthy
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 15 February 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 March 2023 23:26 (one year ago) link