hyperbole, by j0rdan s.

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Great performance from J0rdan in the EOY 2013 tracks threat. 60% of songs were met with "that's a classic song"

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 10:13 (ten years ago) link

if you like music and don't think there are at least 20 classic songs a year i feel bad for you, son

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

^

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:26 (ten years ago) link

that's a classic son

wins, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link

i saw this article in which gwyneth paltrow said "i would rather die than let my child eat cup-a-soup", i thought of this thread

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, July 8, 2013 6:49 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coop-a-soup

― pplains, Monday, July 8, 2013 6:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

every post on this thread has me like a family feud contestant — *applauds loudly* "good answer, good answer, good answer!" *applauds loudly*

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:19 PM (4 years ago

this is not necessarily hyperbole but i think about this post all the time

k3vin k., Friday, 28 February 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link

yeah, good post

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

haha somewhat hoosian tbh!

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 February 2014 23:55 (ten years ago) link

i also think about this post all the time fwiw

two months pass...

I would dispute that her last album was better than C4 (or a lot of things) but then my non-Wayne Young Money interest is pretty limited, select Drake/Nicki songs/features aside. actually prefer hearing random Jae Millz/Mack Maine/Euro nevergonnabes spit solid verses on Wayne mixtapes to a lot of their material

― nova, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 4:19 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should see a therapist

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 21, 2014 4:21 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

een, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

c/p with zing thread

een, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

facts only

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

j0 friday

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

$6 for a taco is a moral obscenity

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

seems like the sort of thing that only people who buy $6 tacos in new york should care about

write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link

otm. A taco should be $2.50 or less.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link

def though i feel like most every major american city prob has a few places like this xp

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

I'd actually pay 6 dollars for a legitimately good taco in NYC--tacombi is pretty damn mediocre though so it's doubly insulting.

ryan, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link

I'd pay $6 for an exceptional burrito

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link

de Blasio should zone New York so that tacos can only legally be sold in Sunset Park and Sunnyside and nowhere else

, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link

a central point is that you can't have a good $6 taco, though. It's impossible.

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link

omg @ women with salad

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

the central point is that you can't have a good $6 taco because they are so overstuffed/elaborate that they aren't even enjoyable to eat, which i bet is true for mostly all $6 tacos

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link

U can get breakfast tacos in sa for 50 cents a piece. Nyers. Buncha jabronis.

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

what are the contents of this breakfast taco?

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

jordan otm. no hyperbole there, $6 is absurd. feel the same way about falafel, should be no more than $4 (though i will pay $6 for REALLY good falafel, e.g. amsterdam falafel in DC/Boston which has a self-serve toppings bar w/ a bunch of really good shit like roasted eggplants, baba ganoush, chili paste, pepperoncinis, a shit load of other stuff)

marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

i would not pay $6 for a really good taco though, when you can get great tacos for $2.50

marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

Which came first, Maoz or Ambsterdam? xp

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

U can get breakfast tacos in sa for 50 cents a piece. Nyers. Buncha jabronis.

― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, August 6, 2014 3:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stuffed as fuck too

sarge's central point stands strong tho tacos up here in dc is the same shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

people pay $6 for all kinds of food that is roughly comparable in size to a taco, people also pay $6 for a can of beer pretty regularly, I have no problem w/ people paying $6 for a taco

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

I mean I am not going to do it

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

i know this is changing and is already true in cities/neighborhoods with large immigrant populations (especially those with warm climates), but i really wish the US had a culture of cheap, snacky, but delicious street food. sometimes i don't want a whole meal and i don't feel like paying a lot of money, and i just want something tasty and good for less than $3 bucks. the US basically has chain fast food to fill in the need for cheap food but it's all garbage. i don't mean an overpriced food truck, lots of food trucks in boston just sell regularly priced meals, not snacks. just little stands that have good food.

marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

Which came first, Maoz or Ambsterdam? xp

― 龜, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:31 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure maoz came first, iirc amsterdam falafel (the actual restaurant and not the general concept) was based somewhat on maoz. not sure if maoz was based on something previous though.

marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link

I paid $10 for a torta last weekend, and this thread is giving me flashbacks

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link

like if you go to mexico or peru there are little stands selling tamales, empanadas, etc. and they are all super cheap. i am not expected that cheap in the US, but something still cheap and small would be nice.

marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

What, hot dogs not doing it for ya. $1.75 for a skinny wiener covered in Hunts is enough to fill anyone

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

maoz is a european chain started by israelis, not really based on anything

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

i know this is changing and is already true in cities/neighborhoods with large immigrant populations (especially those with warm climates), but i really wish the US had a culture of cheap, snacky, but delicious street food. sometimes i don't want a whole meal and i don't feel like paying a lot of money, and i just want something tasty and good for less than $3 bucks. the US basically has chain fast food to fill in the need for cheap food but it's all garbage. i don't mean an overpriced food truck, lots of food trucks in boston just sell regularly priced meals, not snacks. just little stands that have good food.

― marcos, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:36 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

america has good street food everywhere it has good streets

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

Nah, most american food trucks are garbage

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah, it's sad that most food trucks dump their low overhead into the paint job rather than passing it along to the customers.

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

new york is really the only place where you can get good hot food late for cheap because of halal carts

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

also poor countries are just going to have cheaper street food than rich countries, I mean even that dude selling empanadas in sunset park has to pay brookyln rent

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

and i guess LA too but i assume there's more driving involved whereas in ny you can basically walk out of any bar in manhattan/some parts of brooklyn and stumble on a $3 chicken pita or whatever

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:47 (nine years ago) link

maoz is a european chain started by israelis, not really based on anything

― iatee, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:43 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ah ok, i was totally wrong then

marcos, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

yeah but that's not because other american cities have bad food culture it's because they are just bad places in general

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

xp

iatee, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

The ubiquity of halal carts actually works against nyc imo, need more taco trucks

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link

Nyc probably barely cracks the global top 50 in terms of street food imo

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link


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