which city for GTA 5?

right, but the best car (the elegy for sports, eg) maxed is better than the 2nd best maxed, you know?

Yeah that's true. But if you're in a maxed out Vacca (or whatev) and someone else is using a non-modded Adder you can beat them.

Catchup Mode is trash btw.

right, but the best car (the elegy for sports, eg) maxed is better than the 2nd best maxed, you know?

― goole, Monday, February 3, 2014 3:24 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not true for all categories apparently!

my mans on youtube did a bunch more tests and it looks like in the sedan, SUV and muscle categories fully upgrading can shift the top 3 around

http://youtu.be/c5awInMO58k

tip!

more underwear, guys

http://i.imgur.com/bkHjxvF.jpg

As you see above, I love the glitches, the wall breaches. It's fun having the idea in the back of my mind that the whole damn city is just one big mirage like in The Matrix and full of little spots where you can manipulate space in a way you're not supposed to.

For most of the time I've played this game, I've used the wall breaches as a way to survive bounties, enjoying with too much pleasure as bounty hunters would come stalk me and I'd blow them off the screen from some unknown dimension.

http://i.imgur.com/JBPjEqs.jpg

But I don't know. After searching for a few bounties myself and being met with glitchers commanding tanks and having health bars that can't be budged, I've changed my thinking.

So now, I've been scouting new physical locations to hide out in, areas accessible to everybody. My new favorite has been this boring terminal building on the other side of the airport. It's got two entrances: one at the top of some stairs and one that can only be accessed through the roof. It's got Coke machines to refill the health meter. It's got a neat water cooler you can blow holes in and make waterfalls while you're passing the time.

I'm 1 for 3 in bounties out there, but I think I've got the hang of it. You really have to pay more attention to the doors by the stairs. I spent so much time thinking someone was going to drop down the hatch from the roof that some dude completely snuck up behind me in the hallway and killed me. But then there was the time that I stood too close to the stairs and got blown up by a grenade. Plenty of reason to move around.

http://i.imgur.com/Vl9vxKw.jpg

The suspense of watching the little white blips on the radar circle yours before finally here comes another character bounding through the doors will keep you alert. This cowboy, like Hank Williams Jr complete with the hat, sunglasses and beard, jumped through the doors and I caught him in midair with a shotgun blast. Then I spit Beechnut into that dude's eye.

Had two brothers after me. I don't know if they were really brothers, but one's name was ItalianNiples and the other one was EgyptianNiples. ItalianNiples would not quit picking the same route each time, and I just kept hitting him. He was clever enough to use tear gas though. Better tear gas in your hallway than a grenade, like my granddaddy always said.

One guy in a jet tried to bomb the building. That shook the roof a little, but I don't think Rockstar has figured out how to allow jets to blow up buildings yet. He did, I assume, hover near the stairs entrance and shoot bombs through the doors. I watched it all from the Coke machine, thinking to myself dead-gum!

When the bounty lifted, I climbed up the hatch to have a celebratory moment of fresh air. I remembered that I had stuck a sticky bomb on one of the cars outside and clicked the controller to see if it was still there. It was. The explosion gave me a wanted level and all of these heretofore-hidden office workers started pouring out of the hatch too. Hit one of them with a golf club for $14, but that only sent my wanted level higher, not lower.

But it was kind of fun to be a part of the real world of the fake world for once.

pplains, there's a surely lucrative book in your gta experiences. i would buy at least one (1) copy. they are my favourite things to read on ilx at the moment.

i played online w/a ILXOR yesterday, for what I think is the first time! Gooole, apologies for disappearing offline after our one race, my other half had just served up dinner. also, apologies for my appalling showing, coming tenth of ten. Am pretty sure that the guy who came ninth was cheating btw as he never seemed to actually overtake me, but instead materialised in front of me, sometimes in an invisible car.

Gooole I tried to accept your invite to a race, I think it was Saturday or Friday night, but it just didn't work for some reason.

they are my favourite things to read on ilx at the moment.

otm

i just finished single-player yesterday after basically playing all day. it was pretty anti-climactic. i guess i'll drive around and finish up the strangers and freaks missions, buy a bunch of properties and then..? then i guess that's it.

i have never had any interest in playing multiplayer myself but i LOVE reading about it.

the multiplayer is amazing fun. and pretty forgiving to people who like to play games but aren't actually *good at games (like me). I won a bike race on sunday (my stats are 10:1 wins:losses) and I felt curiusly intoxicated by my success.

sorry my stats are 10:1 losses:wins, ie i suck.

Am still trying to complete 100% before I go into online, of course by that time nobody will probably be playing it anymore. I only need about 14 papers and 15 space ship parts I think, I tend to find at least one per session though at the moment.

ped ai is really sucky at times, why are they so sensitive. If I just stand around doing nothing, but too close to someone, they'll start a fight. And they go crazy scared and run for their lives at the dumbest things.

yeah. and occasionally you'll come to an intersection and there'll be 6 of the exact same cabriolet hatchback, and 5 of the exact same tail-finned lead sleds from the 50s, just painted different colors.

the extent of the city is just mind-blowing, though. the subway system, for instance. all those guys working down there.

i've always wanted to hop a freight train and just ride it for awhile. i assume this is possible?

space ship parts?? i have no idea what this means. :/

yi've always wanted to hop a freight train and just ride it for awhile. i assume this is possible?

yeah if you press the climb/action button while standing v close to the track just as a flat bed passes you'll hop right on and can ride as long as you please. Can also jump on from a platform. But are lethal as often as successful.

Love train riding, great to let off a few bullets too because the police can never catch you

My five year old godson happened to catch me doing the jump-onto-highspeed-train, and I was all "erm, just fyi, don't try this in real life"

Launching grenades at cars while standing on top of a moving train is one of my favourite things to do in GTA V.

The train's also a good place to hide from a bounty. Seeing players' cars appear in the near-distance as the tracks pull parallel to a dirt road is a thrill. Feels almost like Red Dead Redemption at times.

Subway's ok for that too, but it stops too often, goes around in circles and I can't ever tell where exactly I am on the map.

joined u crew, havent done shit online with this yet because i just started, but hi dere

Another good place to hide from a bounty is inside a tank. ^__^

wait you can ride the subway?

It's boring, but yeah, you can ride that thing all day.

Hey, wait a damn second here.

i actually got away from the cops one time by ducking onto a subway. it was thrilling. everybody was dressed pretty nice and looking at me. i couldn't sit down, just stand. it was awkward.

also, i once tried to drive all the way through the subway. i almost made it until i ran into the workers who freaked out, i think a couple of them tried to chase and shoot me. i crashed my car and abandoned it and ran to the next station and never tried it again.

Ride around aimlessly through Los Santos on the subway, pretend I'm that guy from Ghost.

playing a mission with a guy whose vanity plate is SEXIBOII as we speak

he's not on the mic but i said "sweet plate dog" and he honked

also he can't drive for shit

Wonder if he'll post snapmatics of you tied up in his trunk when it's all over.

I'm not your sexiboii
Sexiboooiiiii
I'm not your boiitoii

haha wait there's a subway?!

It's huge too, and there are sub tunnels which connect to the sewer channel

how have you not found the subway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWSkrI7Xv3k

is there any actual point to training the goddamn dog btw

oh shit i haven't thought about that dog in months

hope someone else was feeding him...

no there's really no point.

there is supposed to be some kind of search mechanic where he hunts for hidden items for you. but that's what the internet it for. i never tried it so idk how it works.

the ifruit app is pretty bad all around

oh god yes

yet i am still compelled to go and pick up dog poop when it commands me because i am weak

So my kindle fire and Samsung Galaxy ace smartphone are apparently not good enough to install iFruit.

That's pretty shitty stuff from Rockstar imo.

on the plus side, it really is awful man, so dont mourn too much

just tried figuring out one of the odder details of this thing - what the radar colors mean in online. and, it makes no sense

http://gtaforums.com/topic/612225-i-dont-understand-the-deathmatch-radarblip-system/

Not trying to bump my own thread but this is the first result on google for this sort of thing so I thought I should give an update (plus I can't seem to edit my posts on mobile). I've finally realised what the problem is: blip colours in TDM are reversed for some reason, so your blip is blue when youre hidden and changes to grey when you become visible. Whereas in regular DM it starts white and changes to red when you have been spotted. It's slightly different in LTS too; your blip is grey when hidden and blue when visible. Really confusing having it different for each game mode.

i mean it's a forum post so big grain of salt but yeah

what's the deal with that googlemaps pplains linked to 2 days ago?

Someone made a passing mention elsewhere that the Portugese island of Flores resembles San Andreas somewhat. I can kinda see what they're talking about, with the river bleeding in from the west, the mountain ranges, the little astro-boy cowlick at the top.

http://i.imgur.com/OnLUox3.jpg

But maybe not.

yeah it really does, i thought it was a fake island plonked in the middle of the ocean by googlemaps. have rockstar said anything about it?

i dunno about that—for one, where's the giant city

It's right where the subway is – o wait, forgot about you.

There's a mission right now called Rooftop Rumble where you shoot up about a dozen or so bad guys in a parking garage and then hightail it back to Martin's place with a dropped package. Pretty quick mission that nets something crazy like $18750 and 4000 RP when you do it.

Played it a bunch of times with this one guy who was hosting it. He'd set the difficulty to 1.5 and knew all these tricks like hiding out in wall breaches until the mean people disappeared. I went from 72 to 74 ranking in no time and made close to $100,000 easily.

We'd finish the job and go back to Freemode since they won't let you keep hitting replay any more. He'd stand to the side and go into pause mode while I would deposit my money. Then he'd vanish like in Star Trek and within seconds, I'd get the invitation for another round.

But here's the thing - all of his cars had clown horns. So we'd finish the shootout and the first thing he'd do is squeeze that clown horn for me to come around and meet him. Or we'd go back to freemode, and a few times he'd get into his car and squeeze the clown horn for me to get in while we paused and deposited. It was like having Harpo Marx as a partner in crime.

On one mission we ran, two others showed up to play in the invite menu. With four of us, we all made quick work of the garage staff, but one of the new guys picked up the package. Harpo got nervous and kept driving up to the guy, squeezing that clown horn. I got into the car with the second guy, and the four of us drove up toward Martin's - first guy; me and the second guy; and Harpo in the rear with these clown honks that kept weaker in sound.

Right before the first guy delivered the package, Harpo committed suicide.

Was he a kid? Was he autistic? Did he just have an accident in the hills and kill himself that way, not necessarily committing suicide? Whole thing was weird, but like I said, made some bank in the meantime.

pp, again, if you write a book of your gta adventures, i will buy the shit out of it