Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧31 Jan (3 days ago)Replyto tsibandadube, bcc: me Good Morning Dear.
Hope you slept well.
Please find attached the accounting textbook.
... five mins later...
Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧31 Jan (3 days ago)Replyto me Hi - sorry for the email you received earlier, I made a mistake typing the email address.
First time anyone's done that and REALISED it and said so!
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 3 February 2014 08:55 (ten years ago) link
Hello! Denise left already. But you are still in. I’ll ask her again on Tuesday for your pool balance.
Happy Family Day!
― ljubljana, Saturday, 8 February 2014 00:54 (ten years ago) link
Dear Colleague, Despite of having notice’s displayed in the staff canteen the coffee mugs are left unwashed after use and are left out in either the staff room or classrooms. Firstly, let me make you aware that food and drinks are restricted to canteen area only. Notices are placed across classrooms and office area’s prohibiting food or drinks inside the rooms. It really makes it inconvenient for other members of staff to re-use the cups as they are dirty and left unwashed. I would like to request all the staff members to kindly wash their own cups and dishes after use and have some consideration for your fellow members of staff. Thank you for your cooperation!
― woof, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link
I have a secondary email that does not have my name in it that is a common noun repeated (like kittykitty@gmail but it is not kittykitty) and someone just sent me payment info intended for a store called Kitty Kitty Creations (not the actual store). The store's email is very clearly kittykittyCREATIONS@gmail and this imbecile just, I don't know, decided she would shorten it or that the third word didn't matter? Anyway, thanks for the payment info, lady, and count your lucky stars I'm only an asshole in the sense that I am going to post about you on the internet and not in the sense that I am going to go shopping with your credit card.
(I did email her back and tell her the correct address to use. rmde.)
― carl agatha, Monday, 31 March 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
Mom's picture. I think I did it right.
― woof, Monday, 28 April 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link
How sad.
― carl agatha, Monday, 28 April 2014 11:43 (nine years ago) link
Hey Tre,
We're so happy you've downloaded Kik! It's the fastest, simplest, and most personal smartphone messenger around!Here's a few tips to get you started: For the best experience on Kik, you'll need to confirm your email address. Here's what you registered with:
Username: snake228007Email: [pplains' email address]
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
One of these days, I'm going to meet my long-lost twin brother and he's going to be wearing either a fedora or a Dixie Outfitter shirt.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link
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― festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
He gets out in July.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Hi, Your student did not complete his/her comic book assignment that was presented today in class. Students had 45 minutes yesterday to make a comic book out of a short story we’ve worked on since Monday. They were to complete the project to present today. The project may be turned and presented tomorrow for late credit. Thanks!
― caek, Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link
that looks less like a misdirected email and more like a great opportunity
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
Im starting to get a ton of order confirmations from places because some woman called Trayce Fenton thinks my email address is hers. Fuckin. If I could work out who she was I'd send her a stern CIO.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 2 May 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link
stop inviting me to your birthday, I don't know you!
also lol I am not a beautiful person.
― Fizzles, Friday, 2 May 2014 09:45 (nine years ago) link
I'm Looking to Post the Job Of a Personal Assistant on your board so that interested candidates can benefit from it.
Agile and Responsible individual is needed to fill the vacant position of a Personal Assistant(Part time)
Someone who can offer these services:
* Mail services (Receive mails and drop them off at UPS)* Shop for Gifts* Sit for delivery (at your home) or pick items up at nearby post office at your convenience.(You will be notified when delivery would be made)
― stuff n buff (anky), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
sounds like a cool gig
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
Hi MomThis is a better way to communicate. I have to prepay my phone and need it to call work and daycare/schools. Sorry.So they lowered my money. Not sure why. Every month it's different. One month I get 600 another month I get 500. I have no idea why. The state changes income calculations all the time. But it usually evens out cuz if they lower my cash, they increase my food stamp. I'm just happy to have lights. I have to go to the laundry mat now so email me when you can. Love u!
― caek, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
Bless.
― carl agatha, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
Every so often I get 'mom'- type emails from this one lady. I assumed they were meant for the same person I get the odd hilarious misdirected email to but turns out it's another one. I know this because she somehow replied to ME with a two-word email, the original email of which was from "myname1" at geemail rather than "myname" (to "mom"). So somehow in replying she managed to re-type the address but without the '1' on it.Also, the original email to "mom" was to two addresses, varying by one letter and different popular domains, both labelled "mom". It must run in the family.
― kinder, Thursday, 29 May 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
Shit's getting old. Nothing like waking up to half a dozen emails from Match.com.
http://i.imgur.com/rcdEGsL.png
― pplains, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
I wonder what his ethnicity could be. Guess he'll tell you later, ladies, if you're lucky.
― pplains, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OFBtzrt.png
― pplains, Monday, 2 June 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link
selfies where you are wearing sunglasses and looking away from the camera are really nagl
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link
Following your recent application for the position of Reach Forklift/ Warehouse Operative (reference: CHFLT001), I am writing to let you know that unfortunately you have not been successful this time. I will keep your details on file and be in touch when a more suitable position arises.
Thank you for your interest in this role and I look forward to working with you in the future.
― woof, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 10:36 (nine years ago) link
getting library hold notifications for some kid who's really into sci-fi, including the works of deej: Title: The complete Hammer's Slammers Volume 1 Author: Drake, David. Call Number: SF DRAKE D Barcode: 31033006848927 Library: Forest Park Branch
― festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Hey,
We'll be meeting for a baseball practice at the old school field comingweekend, 9am.
@Mike, don't be late again...
The rest of you, remember to do some warmups when you arrive. Can'temphasizethe importance of warmups enough.
I hope coach Roy has a new training plan for us. Last season was not thatgood.
See you this weekend.
Ron
― Mordy, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
Hi M1ke, I will be assisting you to get your S0ny access badge. Please let me know when you will be in the building. I have a couple of forms for you to complete before we can bring you over to get the picture taken. Thanks,St4cy
― mh, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link
I made it....my stupid phone doesn't work even though Verizon said it would...Canada is so nice! We went to market, they had so many pastries, going to eat dinner soon. love you guys
Sent from my iPad
― caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link
Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧
to me Hi---Are you wearing shorts or long pants?????
― festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link
I hope you respond to that.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
I just wanted to reach out to you and thank you for your sweet gift at my Grand Opening. That was really generous of you and Im sorry I was so busy I hope I expressed my gratitude!
Hope you are enjoying your PPP.
― Jorge Wah Wah (anky), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
well i wasn't going to, but i did now:
me: Long pants, why, what are you wearing?him: same thing as youme: Why are you asking this?
this feels like a Turing test.
― festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
"I don;t want to wear shorts and you have long pants on"
― festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
That reads like a Turing test.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7K9RTlu.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 7 July 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
omg
― carl agatha, Monday, 7 July 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link
I think I've noted above that I've increasingly been receiving weird subscriptions, lots of "confirm your email address" mails and attempted changes to my password. One of those weird subscriptions is from a Chicagoland car dealer, who I suspect may have had dealings with the other TB above.
― pplains, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
He's also an elder in his church and posts a bunch of inspirational Christian art work on his FB page. Maybe he thinks I ride around on an ass like Jesus did on Palm Sunday?
― pplains, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
I was getting a bunch of messages from some british swingers website or something. I feel bad that whoever tried to sign up was missing out on the messages from all these supposed horny housewives.
― mh, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link
I hope "lickmyjewel" from the lonelywifehookup site was able to track him down.
― mh, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link
Waterpolo Sunday noon to Thursday 2:00 – we will drive you Sat am.
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link
Hi Pleasant Plains. Here is the audiogram. Hearing aids will really help with the tinnitus. Basically all the natural sounds that occur around the same frequency of your tinnitus will then be heard, and as such “masks” the tinnitus.
ATTACHED: Copy of audiogram with Pleasant Plains' birthday. We're both Scorpios!
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 03:45 (nine years ago) link
Those last two were sent to my non-nickname government name. Rest assured that Tyrone's hearing is fine.
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 03:46 (nine years ago) link
oh man, you know how gmail ignores periods in your email address so mh@gmail and m.h.@gmail are the same address as far as they are concerned?
someone just signed up for okcupid using my email address, but since I use a dot and they did not, it let them
― mh, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
I'm really trying to understand where the confusion is coming from.
1.) Do people just register for whatever name they want - john.smith@gmail - and then go on registering and submitting that all over the place afterward without bothering to see if they can actually use it or not?
2.) Or is Google confirming to them that the address is available, turning green and saying "Yes! You got one!" even though, as far as I can tell, they can't access that account?
It seems like people are falling for (1.), but how did people get so damn stupid all of a sudden? I have never seen so many misdirected emails. It can't be the common people's fault.
Right?
― pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
I think some of it is due to transcription errors when email addresses are written. Others when they're dictated to cashiers or whatever, or to friends. But otherwise, I think people really do not know their own email addresses and think they're right.
― mh, Thursday, 10 July 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link
I went to sign up for a damn microsoft live acct recently (the stupid win8 apps insisted on it on my tablet). It told me I already had an account. Wuh? thinks I... I got it to reset pwd, send me the details... it was some other twit. Who now has no Microsoft Live account. sucker.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:12 (nine years ago) link
Other recent ones:Jodi Neirynck <jneiry✧✧✧@temple-isr✧✧✧.o✧✧>20 Jun Replyto Wishing you the treasure of happy yesterdaysand the gifts of bright tomorrows.
[shitty clipart pic of balloons]Your entire Temple Israel Familywishes you a happy and healthy birthdayand all the best in the year ahead! Shabbat Shalom!
I also got sent a PDF about the specs for some brand of paint primer.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:15 (nine years ago) link
All of my misdirectors (I have about 5) appear to be Republicans, 80% are over 50, only one has a job that requires a college degree, so yes, I think they just don't know their own e-mail addresses.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 11 July 2014 07:55 (nine years ago) link
so do I sign in as this guy on okc or what
― mh, Friday, 11 July 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link