GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

Asking because seeing the descriptor used so much for a group led by someome who isn't a white boy made me wonder. I wouldn't have used it.

Also I hate the song and think he's the one who comes off as more of a jerk thanks to some of the phrasing ('have your daughter'?)

"I wanna dance
I wanna dance
I wanna dance..."

*okay yeah this sucks but i dunno it's not THAT bad*

"...with black woman"

*click*

― Zen Dawson (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exactly this. At 0:05 I was thinking "Shit, what can happen in the next two seconds?" Crazy that someone would sabotage their own song in this way.

I can't believe I'm going to say this out loud, but ... there's something that I kinda like about Rude. I think it's mostly his voice, and I find the melody appealing. The white-boy reggae is regrettable, certainly.

Plus I kinda feel bad for him! He puts on his best suit and goes to ask her dad about marrying his daughter, and he seems sincere ... dad seems like a jerk.

― alpine static, Thursday, January 30, 2014 7:45 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Exactly this. There's just something about this song that manages to beat the odds.

That Kim "Dotcom" Schmitz album sounds like stereotypical German Techno music sometimes but is not that horrible

yeah, the music is competent and hitting the target that it's going for, I think it's just the KimDotCom-ness of it all that amazes me- it's got this manic positivity selfhelp vibe that is really funny to me- dude is so shameless- but yeah, it's not like miles away from, say, the Schlager-Techno of DJ Scooter or something:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWV__SMt7M

Kim Dotcom reaching out to literally every media outlet available to raise awareness about net neutrality and his cause is more desperate than shameless - he was pretty secretive before the Megaupload bust.

And now he's trying to be the Internet Neutrality Guru

Hey, Timber Timbre, Richard Hawley wants his song back, just so he can write a better lyric.*

*A major lunchbag letdown, this one, as I really liked the first Timber Timbre album.

kim dotcom i love you

but you're bringing me downloads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqackdaUED8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxPDAtWnqN0

EZ Snappin made me listen to this on Facebook so I'm now sharing it with all of you

OMG

that poor woman

holy shit

shaggs'n'b

trying to work out which Sesame Street character he sounds like, think it might be Big Bird

ThatRaw.com Presents

ThatRaw.com Presents D'Angelo & Wesley Willis

ugh Lenka, she was also responsible for this shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2cftjyHys

major lolz at icejjfish

aw, this is trolling and not serious; i am less interested now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgOH9VAh0mM

though i will admit his freestyle covers of "thuggish ruggish bone" and this "woman's worth" have something to recommend them. once.

that windows 8 commercial looks like steve jobs haunting microsoft from the grave jesus

"everryww-h-ee-e-e-rree" love those harmonies lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go3dsyGflGE

We're young hearts, look at us go, all we really need is a stereo
We're young hearts, look at us go, there's no stopping us we will carry on

Gorgon City waitin for love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXh8B4yWVKk

She is awful all round. Ed Sheeran protege who covered Don't Stop for a John Lewis ad.

I admire her devotion to bringing back chokers.

I feel like someone re/makes this song about every six weeks now.

Yeah, that might have been an interesting track if it hadn't been done dozens of times the last couple years.

oh god that is really bad

the line about "desperation" leaps out of the video and side-eyes the whole song surrounding it and reads it to filth

the real desperation is the music industry desperately trying to comment upon the triumph of social media, as if it were still some kind of older/wiser/truer aesthetically rocksolid platform in some kind of secure position to judge this new upstart- but when it comes up with garbage like this it only reifies its own insecurity and looks even more "tryhard"

music industry, you lookin thirsty

yeah the weird removal really is palpable ain't it
like there should be one about twerking
wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ

And speaking of twerking...

is billy ray cyrus one of those hollywood parents that lives vicariously through, or rides the coattails of, his daughter's career? this video (which generally seems kinda desperate) playing-up the "twerking" thing is creepy.

Dude's not getting any Miley money anymore, so he had to reboot Achy Breaky.

lol. seriously, that's just sad.

"Buck 22 may not be a household name, but he comes from an impressive musical pedigree. The son of jazz drummer Bill Elliott and veteran pop/R&B singer Dionne Warwick..."

They must be so proud.

I would pay up to like, $10 for a video reaction of Miley watching this video for the first time.

haha.

she should record a response song. twerky jerky heart.

every single second of that is uncomfortable

IceJJFish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw&list=TL5vst-DuZlbek909Au7oL-lxypxQrIiTN

The new track is next level.

what the bowlegged fuck @ timber timbre and i would like that one guy to try not being so hardcore for a while

also yeah, that billy ray cyrus video just made me feel super bad for everyone involved, including me

so thread delivers

who's bankrolling icejjfish? is he doing these with cash from his own itunes sales?

RIP Uncle John From Jamaica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byH-eq_1TFU

http://youtu.be/Bznxx12Ptl0

Yikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kpWkV7IBUw

Outstays its welcome, but better than "Punk Rock 101," and at least not totally underwritten lyrically. Should have mixed up the chorus a bit more, and the video isn't funny enough.

Their follow up single might be worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKIPh1w4s18

And also has a blatant "Call Me Maybe" mention.

calvin harris "open wide" feat big sean ticks so many boxes of badness

it's hard to believe that there is much worse than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVzhpkFBFP8