irrational fears

when the plane is landing one flap goes up but not the other and the plane spins and spins and we all die

― huglins (jergins), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is a great one

mine is, i'm afraid my heart will explode if i sleep on my left side. i'm perfectly healthy btw

i am afraid i have no talent!!!

when i was a kid i saw a poster for a horror movie that had a bloody hand coming out of a toilet bowl. Thereafter whenever I sat on the toilet I was afraid that a hand would reach out and grab me by the scrotum.

Batty

lil Jordy Sargant

when i was a kid i saw a poster for a horror movie that had a bloody hand coming out of a toilet bowl. Thereafter whenever I sat on the toilet I was afraid that a hand would reach out and grab me by the scrotum.

― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Sunday, March 8, 2009 11:43 PM

i think i saw this same poster cause i had this same fear as a kid like i would run out of the bathroom as i flushed the toilet

http://www.toplessrobot.com/ghoulies-thumb.jpg

as a kid we had a pool in our backyard and i'd often be afraid a shark would all of a sudden be there and eat me

yall are weird

(xxpost) surely that would be funnier if it said "You'll get grabbed by The Ghoulies"? Although then it would be veering dangerously towards being a Krankies joke.

ghoulies vhs cover was always a highlight of my visit to the video store as a wee one

yeah, same here along with Critters

Good band name.

med school will do wonders for yr hypochondria

ghoulies vhs cover was always a highlight of my visit to the video store as a wee one

― boob ass tits...forgive me (latebloomer), Monday, March 9, 2009 5:59 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

ditto! weird. lol @ being 8

i think i saw this same poster cause i had this same fear as a kid like i would run out of the bathroom as i flushed the toilet

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, March 9, 2009 12:09 AM (21 hours ago)

can i clarify that unlike batty i was not askeer'd of being grabbed by the scrotum

identical twins

^ rational, they are scary

i'm still afraid i'll throw my keys off a bridge

afraid to enter any store or establishment too close to closing because i might take too long and they will tell me they're closing. i don't go in places that close at 6 if it's after 5:20. not even conscious of it.

amazing babies touching

i worry that i'll throw my keys in the mail box slot.

phones where the lock screen shows IMs. does mine do this I MUST CHECK AGAIN TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T

that the music i'm playing is too loud and my roommates are upset by it and that they just aren't telling me because they're afraid of how i'll react

p much every stranger I insult on FB, that they will look up where I live and shoot me. but i still do it.