Simpsons quotations

"jagged metal Krusty-O" came up today for the first time in years, & I feel ten pounds lighter

Hand me my patching trowel

"operation mail-take"

"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"

Even stink beetles??

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

Then to the Duff brewery

haha

buy three tubes of mister blister, get one free

Thanks, Benevenstanciano!

Allan the cowboy

I love you, Pepsi.

What have I done to deserve this flat flavourless Manhattan?

^^ I swear to god I thought of that one just yesterday.

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy

I hear those things are awfully loud

Unbelievable, and just imagine the logistics of weightlessness.

I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

Queen of the harpies!

Here's your crown YOUR MAJESTY!

Aw, nuts! I mean, uh … aw, nuts!

I'm a guy like me!

When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another floor on your house!

"How does your Mom usually punish you?"
"She makes me taste beer"

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

I was thinking recently about how this ^^ - said to his heartbroken child - is a stunningly cruel thing to hear in a TV show. This show could be dark at times.

Hommer: bart! go to your room!

bart: eat my shorts!

ned flanders: hidely-ho, neighborino!

homer: shut up, flanders

(Skinner, in Bart's daydream:) "Class, instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the.....box factory"

In the spirit of why Leee started this thread, last night my bf was telling me how he'd said to another (cranky junkie just-got-dumped) friend of ours that his relaysh with me was going really well, and that the guys face fell, like he was really bummed/jealous.

All I could think to say was "so basically, you told him you sleep in a big bed with your wife?".

were they the big man at the crack factory

OMG lol

homer: mmm, donuts

bart: don't have a cow man

nelson: ha ha!

everytime i've started a new job or moved to a new office and i find the new bathroom i'll regularly be using i say "ahhh my new watering hole"

that's not what a watering hole is

some watering holes smell like bathrooms tbf

"Daddy, this place smells like tinkle!"

"Yes, yes it does."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaTNV5pCMAES2VO.jpg

xp yea number none I know what a watering hole is

I mean i took the phrase from a scene where homer is in a fuckin bar and not a bathrom

Well it says here we're Ratt

Now whar's me toothpick?

bf has taken to putting beercaps on my head and calling me queen of the harpies, recently.

Where's my spy camera?

that ep is def. top ten all time. easily best of the season

A co-worker of mine was talking to his mother on the phone just now, and mentioned his wife and kids going to the county fair with some friends and said, "They're Albanians," and before I could stop myself I interjected, "You mean all white with pink eyes?"

I hope he got the reference.

He did!

stuck in my head since I came across it again last weekend.

"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio your karate outfit, and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV." "What's on?" "It doesn't matter."

and:

"I was a fool to help that horrible old man!" "I hope you learned your lesson Lisa. Never help anyone."