― I shall always respect my elders (Z S), Monday, 2 March 2009 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
Wait. If I tell you, what will you do with the information?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
This gummi bears individual seems to have passed, either away or out or another similar preposition.
Such random behavior is regrettable, but seems to be the rule here at Ask A Drunk. Finding good, reliable drunks who will be there for one when thirst strikes hard and the publican doesn't feel like extending one's tab is getting harder every day.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
Yes, awfully sorry about that
― Matt, Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
― Alas, those pwns never came. (libcrypt), Saturday, 7 March 2009 02:33 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry chaps, I was at the bar.
― Jarlrmai, Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
one finger you can't even feel, two fingers is good, three kinda hurts.
― ian, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 05:41 (twelve years ago) link
So, now that we've thrashed this one out to everyone's satisfaction, we turn to the question:
How many heifers?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
No takers? Very well. How many snifters?
― Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
an elegant sufficiency
as to the question of heifers, I wouldn't dream of replying
― Matt, Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
Your reticence regarding the heifers is quite correct, Matt. Forgive my error in asking. A gentleman never discusses these matters.
― Aimless, Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
Naturally, particularly when one has promised the heifers to be the very soul of discretion.
― Matt, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 09:07 (twelve years ago) link
Just popping in briefly (from Paris - so busy!) to say that I had some sole de discrétion absolue yseterday. Naturally I have no intention of telling you how it was, though.
― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Friday, 20 March 2009 15:03 (twelve years ago) link