RIP Justin Bieber

Really the amazing thing is that a drunk and stoned teenage boy was arrested in Miami Beach, and he wasn't coming from Alfred's house.

― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

concerned about his posture

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, January 26, 2014 3:42 AM

best juxtaposition

lol

Done in by zbars and wacky weed. R.I.P.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wR49QkmzYo8

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/baby-to-bad-boy-justin-biebers-life-in-photos-20140226

hi maura

this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen

http://rapdose.com/2014/03/10/justin-bieber-deposition-video

what a glorious prick, I think I love him

That's the best worst thing ever.

Amazing. He's like Joffrey Baratheon wearing a shellsuit jacket my mum had in 1992.

Ha, I can totally see him ordering someone killed and his lawyer being all "well, um, Justin, that's illegal. And you're in a filmed deposition."

Would you please look at the film that's up there?
-This is a film? This is a film?
Pause it. ... Would you please watch the television?
-You said it's a film. You said "watch the film". Is this a film?
Is there a difference between a film and something else?
-Yeee-es.

"Is it true that Usher was instrumental to your career?"
"...I think that I was detrimental to my own career"

wow what a thing

what the lawyer interviewing him seems like sleazy amateur-hour too.

so compelling. if anyone here has read 'The Instructions', i keep thinking of Boystar.

incredible

be a lawyer, man

the wink :o

"I object."

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting pissed off.

Lawyer doing the interview clearly getting off on bullying Bieber. Not at all a defence of Bieber, but the lawyer isn't exactly doing his best to keep it professional.

― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Monday, March 10, 2014 1:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

biebers lawyer even more unprofessional... feel like "be a lawyer, man" could have legs as thing lawyers say ironically to each other form now on

imagine if you had the opportunity to depose bieber - youd be a fuckin smug dick too. I would relish every second of it.

these things tend to never see the light of day so its not surprising.

"guess what..guess what... I don't recall"

wow. plaintiff's lawyer seemed like a goof, but maybe he (a) was intimidated by bieber's stardom, entourage or high-priced defense counsel (although i'd think plaintiff's counsel would return to his senses once he remembers he's deposing an arrogant, empty-headed, 20 year-old dummy), (b) wasn't prepared (if you don't have materials to impeach or contradict a deponent, you're often just conducting a "discovery deposition," which can be fumbling), and/or (c) was intentionally prodding bieber for a reaction (a common tactic, to capture just those moments that bieber gave -- on videotape! -- or to assess the quality of a witness). i'm most curious about the depo-prep bieber had with his lawyer.

Biebz is now sorta filling Barry Bonds' place in the culture

i dont know if i been to australia *shrug*

i dont know katie couric you tell me
are you calling me katie couric
...no

hah he toured Australia like 3 months ago

In fairness we barely noticed he ws here either, it ws LIGHTNING FAST

he graffitied an outside wall at a hotel here, it was front page news for weeks, the mayor was absolutely disgusted with him and commanded him to perform at the mayoral christmas carols shindig at the broadwater as reparation which so did not happen.

I hope DiCaprio plays Bieber in the Scorcese biopic.

Clearly Biebz has seen Fletch about 12 times.

scorsese

"guess what..guess what... I don't recall"

died @ this^

it's really the best part

starting to beliebe

I love how he says "I don't recall" with a total smirk, as if he'd just remembered that his lawyer advised him that "I don't recall" were some magic words he could use when he was being questioned.

if he was a real baller he woulda pissed all over that conference table

http://i.imgur.com/KcDtj7x.jpg

so true :)

aw

I hope he washes his hands.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/18/justin-bieber-banksy-tattoo-graffiti-artist_n_4984389.html

http://i.imgur.com/hn95XGE.jpg

mitchell and ness make hats that say mitchell and ness, crazy world

Justin Biber visits controversial Yasukuni Shrine in Japan.

http://i.imgur.com/uQ56OwL.png

namaste

lollll

lmao

also he got detained coming through LAX yesterday, though the story oddly didn't get a lot of traction

“so-called Canadian famous singer.”

Yeah, I don't believe he's actually Canadian either!