Movies that feel like they are text adventures (interactive fiction if u prefer lame-o)

There was a moment when Ben Afleck opened up a car bonnet to look at the engine, the engine was trashed and he looked at it and said "The engine looks like it's been flattened with an industrial presser" (or something similar), which just sounded like the result of an 'examine' command.

That movie is so Text Adventure it hurts.

i love these guys but this is nutso
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/beehivebooks/dracula-the-evidence

$350 for the entry level edition!
$2000 for the entry level in a granite vault with transylvanian soil!

If I were rich, I would love to spend my days creating obsessive artifacts like that. Trying to think of other works that could be recreated in a similar fashion...