What's the best Bond theme?

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low number of votes for "Goldfinger"

can we get a recount?

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

for "Goldfinger" not to have won this, far and away, is an absolute goddamned sham.

Sum Fitch, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted Goldfinger.

Herman G. Neuname, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I do not trust these results.

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link

didn't Monty Norman do the Bond theme??

Not according to John Barry...

I missed this poll. I'm not sure what I would have voted for. Not LALD I don't think. Maybe any of the seven that follow it, with the exception of the awful Chris Cornell one.

Alba, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Listening to Diamonds Are Forever just now. Majestic.

Alba, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry, I meant the six that follow it, not seven and the ragged Duran Duran.

Alba, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

John Barry's a right cantankerous old fart. I saw a documentary about Bond music in which he did nothing but slag off every single band or artist he worked with on a Bond theme with the exception of Tom Jones and Shirley Basey.

chap, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

"Matt Monroe? A wanker. Not Welsh. Nancy Sinatra? Stupid cow. Not Welsh"

Alba, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted for "You Know My Name" because I thought nobody else was going to. Should have voted for Goldfinger instead.

Jeff Treppel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Chris Cornell must be flattered. ILM's short memory span is infamous at times.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Re John Barry being an old fart. There is a reason why "License To Kill" was the last Bond theme he worked on. During work on the penultimate one, "The Living Daylights", he fell out with a-ha because of musical disagreements.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

None of the other recent ones did well, except for I guess Madonna, inexplicably.

Jeff Treppel, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

But was it disco Moonraker?

Keith, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link

ok the results of this poll clearly indicate why I stopped and should never return to reading/posting on ILM, jesus christ

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link

TS: James Bond vs. Jesus Christ

Jeff Treppel, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

our gain is dc's loss
xp

gershy, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Surely there's a good few joke votes for Cornell.

jim, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link

You Know My Name - Chris Cornell 11

Yeah, yeah, very funny.

DavidM, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 08:22 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

"Theme song" for new James Bond novel, as voted on by MySpace members. Pretty much what you would expect, considering the voting body:

http://uk.myspace.com/devilmaycarebook

Jeff Treppel, Monday, 17 March 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE OR FUCK YOU, CLOTH-EARS

End Title Sequence = Yes Yes Y'all

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 26 July 2008 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Nobody Does It Better; View To A Kill; and For Your Eyes Only got robbed.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 26 July 2008 11:08 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/--201553123

New theme is a whole big pile of meh. It feels like Jack White just didn't get it. Bond themes are not supposed to be weird and jerky and minimalist! They're supposed to be memorable and big and catchy.

Fred Krueger Mellencamp (J3ff T.), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

"Goldfinger" -- b/c Shirley Bassey has nothing on Howard Devoto.

Seriously, "You Only Live Twice" is, I think, the best "theme" in the sense that themes play in instrumental form throughout the movie. And anything that can survive a Robbie Williams sample is ok by me.

Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 2 October 2008 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow I'm just reading this thread for the first time and I just think the results are totally mad. I mean come on, "Live and Let Die"? "You Know My Name"? Seriously, who the hell though of asking the least glamorous person on the planet to do a James Bond theme?

daavid, Thursday, 2 October 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

The new song has a good Bond theme lurking in it somewhere, but the production's all wrong, and White's voice is thoroughly un-Bondlike. You need a big alpha male holler or a seductive female purr, not a cartoon yelp.

chap, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Goldfrapp's first album is basically a collection of Bond themes that weren't.

― chap, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Not to mention "Time Out From The World" (from Supernature) which is a total ripoff of "You Only Live Twice".

daavid, Friday, 3 October 2008 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i'd say satchmo wins for his vocal, mccartney for his orchestration and barry for that twang

Dr X O'Skeleton, Saturday, 4 October 2008 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Goldfinger was actually a pretty banging album. Classic 60s surf/spy music!

Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 4 October 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Goldfrapp's first album is basically a collection of Bond themes that weren't.

To me it sounds more like Ennio Morricone themes that weren't.

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 4 October 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

I'm starting to think that Sheryl Crow's is actually one of the top Bond themes. Does her own stuff sound like that?

Gigolo Grasiento (baaderonixx), Sunday, 19 July 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

the instrumental OHMSS theme is mega underrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRJnK-uWbfQ

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ Second favourite after You Only Live Twice which i still can't believe lost this

summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

I still like the Goldeneye theme. Or the production of the Golfeneye theme.

gnome (remy bean), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

Golfin' Eye.

I can't believe I was the only write-in for "Casino Royale"

oh wait, it wasn't me...

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

Matt Munro was robbed, btw.

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

eight months pass...

Not a theme song but I didn't know until two days ago that the Pretenders and John Barry wrote the "love theme" for The Living Daylights -- and it's not awful.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

'You Only Live Twice' and 'Diamonds Are Forever' are neck and neck for tops on here.

We should do a poll of all of Barry's songs from films. 'The Good Times Are Comin'! 'Wednesday's Child'! 'Born Free'! 'Down Deep Inside'!

you can kill things and still like them, i don't know (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

"on her majesty's secret service" or gtfo

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

Adele was a good choice for the new one.

Best fake Bond theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4

obamana (abanana), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Adele one passes the test; when I listen to it and close my eyes I can see gold naked ladies gyrating against a lava-lamp background.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Adele sounds great on it but that's a seriously stupid song even for the genre of "Bond theme song"

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

also Sheena was robbed in this poll

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Srsly. "For Your Eyes Only" is one of the best of the best.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah it is annoying to me that on the John Barry Themependium box set Sheena's is one of the only Bond vocals not included.

Oy she was such a nice girl before that Prince got to her.

you can kill things and still like them, i don't know (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

I can't think of View To A Kill now without remembering *that* note at Live Aid

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

Still stand by my repping for kd Lang's 'Surrender'. Happily someone has righted the wrong and replaced Sheryl Crow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zIbOL8SSCY&hd=1

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINh8ZOWSLw

2.50-ish, look away DJP

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

oh this is going to be a treat, I can tell already

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

oh that was awesome

there is nothing more aggravating than when your voice cracks, esp on a note you've hit a bazillion times in a row

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, mentioned upthread, but I guess the link is gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R500VKA9-Zo

Also, the Blondie one is also a dead link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3anh2SV-7s

And here's Natacha Atlas & David Arnold doing a very serviceable You Only Live Twice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0dkXSGNzZE

Siegbran, Thursday, 14 October 2021 11:29 (two years ago) link

ah yeah but that was never a Bond tune.

Yah but you listed several not-Bond-themes from the reject pile.

(Pulp didn’t even have to change their rejected theme’s name to disguise it, as the movie helpfully changed their own instead)

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 14 October 2021 13:32 (two years ago) link


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