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Thy Masters rules!!!

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

The Go-Sees

― piscesboy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Commander in Chief

― Matt McEver (mattmc387), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Five Carbon Sugar

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Redlight, Greenlight, 1,2,3

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

The Fucksticks.

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Moses of Minnesota

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

???

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Mister Fister
Foxy Pontiff

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Felchmasters

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Evan Dando's Bathtime Fun Band

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Head of FEMA

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I once overheard a woman on a train in Melbourne talking on her phone about a friend who was in a band called The Fucksticks.

Some time later, someone mentioned a Lucksmiths parody band of this name. I don't know whether the two are one and the same, but chances are that name is taken at least once. Sort of like The Bumpin' Uglies.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The Admitones

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Tha Namblaz

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The Sarahplanes

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Fishman Affidavit (they'd be a hardcore punk band)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

John McBain threatened at one point to form a band called Nunfucker Jones.

I always thought there should be a funk soul group called Afrodite. Maybe there was?

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/bandname

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Superhans

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Wolf Wolf Wolf

(it obeys two separate rules for hipster art-rock/new-wave band names: having a "bang-bang-bang" structure (see also: !!!, Hot Hot Heat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and having "wolf" in the name (Wolfmother, Wolf and Cub, Guitar Wolf. They would wear black and red striped shirts and sharp suits and use lots of hair product)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Stikky Vicar

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

and use lots of hair product

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

Yes. Think the Robert Smith hairspray explosion modified so that you can slap one of those trendy black Mao caps on it.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I just always think they look like they are riding in the Wonkavator.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

The Kitsch
Vegetable Distributive
Clarion

― James Morris (HorrayJames), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

sledgedozer

― waterproof, Friday, 11 November 2005 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Girl Scout Heroin

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Wolf Senator

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

What about Erectile DisFUNKshun?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA Girl Scout Heroin

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'd Rather Die With Golden Bones", though I can't take credit for it.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Duck Duck BLOOD

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link

(actually, if i really had a band, we'd be called The Rude Mechanicals or The Roaring Twenties or Endgame.. depending on our genre, of course)

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link

sarah planes would make a great stage name

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Two Little Hitlers

― zeus (zeus), Friday, 11 November 2005 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

My Tear-Stained Diary

― Zach S, Friday, 11 November 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Penis Colada

― jsdf, Friday, 11 November 2005 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Comfort Inn Flushing

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Enemies of Frenum

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Apocalypso Now

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Habib & the Chadors

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

R.O.T.O.R.

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The Ron Vibbentrops

― Tony Bleach (blackshoeswhitesocks), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Lights and Sirens
Bob Gently & Crease Release
Timewarp Tommy & The Way Back Machine

― cdwill, Friday, 11 November 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I Speak Spanish
Deathchild of -----------------------------------------------------
Carnal Proclivity
I'm Going to Poke Out Both of Your Eyes NOW NOW

― mox twelve (Mox twleve), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

R.O.T.O.R.

Wait have you seen that movie?!

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck yeah. I started two threads about it, but cops hate our love.

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Nightshitter

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Elk Ox

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

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AD ONCE WAS the BROW

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

glass turtle

that's a home run right there, boys.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

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― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 07:13 (four years ago) link

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