What is the correct onomotopaeic spelling of the Law & Order sound?

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good Lord people it's CHUNG CHUNG, I thought you had to answer this question correctly before they give you a driver's license in most states

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link

All options here seem to suggest that it's the same sound both times! But there's a total difference in what MIDI would call, umm, velocity.

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, it's got the same phrasing as "ch-ching," if instead of "ching" the root were "dung."

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

This is my compy's "you f'ed up" sound. DUNG DUNG.

I just watched one last night about a writer in some blackmail circle, was surprisingly good. Second ep I've ever seen and fuck if I need another TV show to zone out to but there it is.

Abbott, Friday, 26 October 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco, sorry, but the metrical rhythm of this sound is definitely spondaic, not iambic

elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

QONG QONG

doesn't this sound out as "chung chung" in pinyin?

gff, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I think you have that backwards elmo - "ch-ching" would be short-long/unstressed-stressed, in the theme the second beat is harder/longer = it's an iamb

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

You're right, Elmo, I'm remembering it backwards.

It's almost like a long delay/echo that's been truncated to just two sounds: DUNG-Dung (dung dung dung dung...)

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

!!!! CONFUSION

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

you're a dactyl

remy bean, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

also john and tokyo rosemary are right: it's CHUNG CHUNG.

remy bean, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

J0hn I think Elmo's right! First one shorter but more stressed: DA-dunnng

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

doesn't this sound out as "chung chung" in pinyin?

Not quite. QENG QENG would be closer to "chung chung."

jaymc, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

there's absolutely nothing resembling a hard "ch-" sound in it.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

no no! both beats have the same emphasis! SPONDEE.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_&_Order#The_card.2C_and_the_sound

This is accompanied by a tone, which has been described as a "DUN dun" or "thunk thunk" sound. It was originally developed to sound like a barred door in a jail cell slamming shut (Law). In promos for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit reruns on the USA Network, actor Dann Florek refers to the sound as the "doink doink"[9], while Richard Belzer refers to it as the sound of a judge's gavel. According to IMDb.com, it "was created by combining close to a dozen sounds, including that of a group of monks stamping on a floor."

Tomboto was right.

Eazy, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd call it KUNG KUNG tbh

gff, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

both beats have the same emphasis, elmo's right. it's just that first one's overwritten by the attack of the second one, which is allowed a slow decay.

remy bean, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

no no! both beats have the same emphasis! SPONDEE.

I definitely hear the first one shorter/more staccato but haven't counted the note values so you could be right

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

ARGH I thought you were saying it was trochaic.

I need to hear this now! I feel there is a definite variation between the two sounds -- length, obviously, but also MIDI velocity! I'm sure of it!

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

nabisco: follow the link at the top of the thread?

remy bean, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.audiologyillustrated.org/images/spondee.jpeg

elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

If it were just length, the second one cutting off the decay/release of the first, it would sound like a stutter, and artificial. But it doesn't; it sounds more like an echo than a stutter -- the sounds are definitely shaped to be different, so they read naturally. The exact same sound triggered twice ... sounds like it.

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't have speakers, so I should probably be quiet for a while.

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I think remy's closest - the 2nd one is allowed to decay, which in some ears (mine for example) make it sound like a much longer note

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

see, i don't hear them as notes, but as percussive beats that reverb and decay.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

all audio for television is compressed to fuck because otherwise commercial breaks blow your speaker cones

so the first and second are exactly the same except that the compression bites off the decay of the first hit completely, making only the second hit sound sustained.

it's really not like a big fucking puzzle people. Although I am going to start telling people it's based on the I Ching for "incomplete" because it's used to remind viewers that the show is not over yet.

El Tomboto, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, with a lot of reverb, the second sound will seem to persist longer, but i don't think they are different in any other way.

gff, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

oh wait never effing mind, I am dumb, I'm talking about the opening notes of the theme song. Which are to me "the Law and Order sound." Y'all are talking about the interstitial/chapter-change sound. I think those have identical note values (percussive beats are also notes!) and emphases.

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I love the theme song and its slap bass so much.

Abbott, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

lol at J0hn

remy bean, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

in my defense I'd like to say that I'm the only guy here who's been to the L&O soundstages and got winked at by Mariska, so catch the vapors

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

ohhh shiiiiit

gff, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

That's just a tympani at the start of the theme song, isn't it?

Eazy, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

J0hn I still hate you for that, btw.

HI DERE, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Because Olivia is MINE MINE.

HI DERE, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

you'll both have to share her with Yoshi

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

MOD NOTE: I WILL DELETE ALL POSTS TO THIS THREAD THAT ARE NOT IN ALL CAPS AND MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES

-- El Tomboto, Friday, October 26, 2007 4:26 PM (2 hours ago)

LIES.

also, its clearly tuh tung

John Justen, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Yoshi's Island: Criminal Intent

El Tomboto, Friday, 26 October 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Because Olivia is MINE MINE.

I don't know man, that's not how things looked when I was WALKING DOWN THE HALL WITH HER YES YES ACCEPT REALITY

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

There is also an ILXor who has touched Sam Waterston, so you might have competition.

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

seethe seethe seethe

J0hn D., Friday, 26 October 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

you folks have nothing on THE PEOPLE WHO GOT JERRY ORBACH'S EYES

http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2007_01_jerryorbach.JPG

elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

i work for an eye bank and for a sec i was gonna be excited that maybe we got his eyes, but alas. damn you, orbach!

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

what i wouldn't give to know the cell count and death-to-preservation stats on those peepers of his.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is fucking retarded.

quincie, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

short of having BRISCOE-VISION, i would possibly settle for chris meloni sitting on my face.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Looks like I'll be putting off lunch for another hour or two, then.

nabisco, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

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Her lips sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Jerry Orbach eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She got Serena Southerlyn stand off sighs
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Jerry Orbach eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please ya
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please ya
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
She knows ya
She's got Jerry Orbach eyes

HI DERE, Friday, 26 October 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

BIG HOOS

jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 October 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha how did I miss "FART BATH" before

al kaline trio (dan m), Friday, 10 October 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

'shump shump'

akm, Friday, 10 October 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link


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