Things you'd like to see Cameron Diaz do

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Direct Paris Hilton's "official" porn debut. With soundtrack by N*Sync.

Paris is too busy fucking with Paris to have his kids. (I kid you not.)

― nathalie doing a soft foot shuffle (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to see Cameron Diaz do that butt-plug/pop-rocks/pissing-in-her-own-mouth trick.

You're dangerously close to invoking t*b g*rl here.

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe, but it's the "cute" version

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

haha - Calum called me a mysogynist! awesome.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago) link

"Who cares about her non-existent boobies anyway...."

Yeah, this sort of judgemental horseshit about what a woman's breasts should or should not look like strikes me as misogynistic.

Like you'd turn down Diaz anyway. You'd fucking cut of your right leg to have a girl half as hot as her.

― Nam_C, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

you know me so well.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 April 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

shakey you don't love skinny flat assed white chicks with joker mouths?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

WHOA PLAYBOY IS SHOWING THE VADGE NOW??? damn

Cameron Diaz's body isn't why she's totally nonhot, and you better watch it with that joker mouth nonsense, sailor!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Thursday, 21 April 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"shakey you don't love skinny flat assed white chicks with joker mouths?"

No, in fact I think they should be subject to forcible breast enlargement surgery and big-assification and required to read a steady diet of Andrea Dworkin and Katherine McKinnon while recovering/waiting for the swelling to go down.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

you damn dirty misogynist!

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I do not want to see Cameron Diaz do that.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

administer lysol douche

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Sort her skin out

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

now that I think about it Cameron Diaz as a Dworkin-quoting proto-feminist would actually be kinda funny. We could giggle cruelly behind her back while she mispronounces "priapic" and "oligarchy"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd like to see her live a full and happy life

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago) link

also, bukakke

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

play basketball against Calum Robert Waddell

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

wash her face

― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

wash my face

― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

pet the forest

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

get off her bitch-ass and make me some pie

― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

shave her head

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Calum: "Women are beautiful in all of their forms, as long as they're skinny white girls."

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Things you'd like to see Cameron Diaz do (69 new answers)

*snicker*

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 21 April 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to see Cameron Diaz win a hot dog eating contest.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Thursday, 21 April 2005 11:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Arabian Goggles

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Thursday, 21 April 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I like her. I saw her on Letterman once and she was entertaining. She has acne and is just one of those girls with a super fast metabolism. Some of my best friends have super fast metabolism. She gets injured all the time doing cool shit, like snow boarding.
I dig.

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Time

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to see her handle an angioplasty on a collapsed aorta.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 21 April 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

The Locomotion (with me)

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 21 April 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

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just sayin

― carne asada, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

not safe for wishing

― some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

So no-one had 'feed A-Rod popcorn'?

― pandemic, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

Heh heh, I'll tell you what I'd like to see her do...

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

Kabuki Theater

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

that would be very interesting

― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

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