this is the thread where we are drunk and we ask people vainly to love us

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i think i will get very drunk tonight on the bottle of absolut i got yesterday.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

and remember old ass-love fondly.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

During the holidays, ass-love brings everyone together.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

you have Absolut and didn't invite us round? RUDE!

it is morning and the liquor stores are open. it is a TIME FOR REJOICXING.

also, where's my lovin', ass or otherwise? snifff.

― petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

i luv u.

every1 come over for vodka and oj.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

ass love is always just around the corner

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 26 December 2003 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

shhh you'll spoil the surprise.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

i hope you have a good 2004, jess.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 26 December 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

LET THE PARTY BEGIN

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

can jess drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself? should he? we'll find out soon enough.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:13 (twenty years ago) link

just keep the beverages clear of the keyboard, and you'll be fine.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

so far, steady hands.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

p.s. love me, etc.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

can jess drink an entire bottle of vodka by himself? should he? we'll find out soon enough.

Crunko Drunkington.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

This better not turn into an ILX version of the Gripper IRC chat.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, no, fuck that, it should.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

i have nothing but ass hate this holiday season

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

I still love the ass, but not so much the vodka. Bourbon, anyone?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

I think I might like some ass love, but I'm a little scared it won't be a good kind.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

I LOVE ALL YOUR ASSES.

(In a platonic way, of course; no one is within range to receive more...shall we say aristotelian? types of love from me. In the new year, I wish that everyone gets the type of ass-love he or she wants or deserves.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

my ass needs love.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

them's lovin' words

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

i got the bubbly bubblin thru me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

eating pesto straight from the jar: classic or dud?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:03 (twenty years ago) link

if i don't touch a boob soon, i'm going to have to start dismembering cats to work out my frustrations.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:04 (twenty years ago) link

thank god i only have 3 more days to wait

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

1/3 of the bottle gone, btw

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

Ever notice that there are a lot of ugly people on friendster? I just noticed that tonight.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:09 (twenty years ago) link

never looked

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:11 (twenty years ago) link

I've never actually gone looking for people before (hence posting in this thread) and it's just... I sound like an ass or ***** but whatever. Tilting one's head must be like the only position that people think they look good.

I should go out tonight.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

if i don't touch a boob soon, i'm going to have to start dismembering cats to work out my frustrations.

OMG now i know what to get you for cridgmas! god knows i gots plenty to spare *snifff*

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

haha i have hit some new, unforseen low tonight

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

i also finished off all the juice in the house and now i am wondering if i am really man enough to start drinking this stuff straight up

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:55 (twenty years ago) link

it'll put hair on your, er, chest

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

someday i'm gonna look back on these last couple months and laugh and laaaaaaaaaaugh

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link

either that or be in the cold, cold ground

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link

oaky, someone fuck me.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:11 (twenty years ago) link

you want phil oakey to fuck you?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

he's a bit chubby now you know, but I know where he lives if you're keen.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:15 (twenty years ago) link

did you drink the vodka straight?

i am being force-fed tequila and tijuana brass by my flatmate but STILL i get no love. just accusations of being antisocial!

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:05 (twenty years ago) link

all the love i'm getting right now is 1500 kms away

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:12 (twenty years ago) link

all the love i'm getting is from some guy called Pepe Lopez.

since my computer is shit and i don't have AIM, you bastards shld deliver love here -> irc -%gt; dal.net -> #saddo

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:46 (twenty years ago) link

Jess, if you were here I'd let you touch my boobs. Then I'd kick you in the shins.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:50 (twenty years ago) link

it's like yin and yang

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:50 (twenty years ago) link

i'd let you for some Vodka. i wish the sad despos i knew were breast men...

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:56 (twenty years ago) link

I want to know how Jess's story ends!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 27 December 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

jess, the only way to drink vodka is straight up from the bottle
if guests are over, galles and a few ice cubes are permitted.

― H (Heruy), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:09 (twenty years ago) link

jess's story ends in pain.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

ow.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

but I haven't even kicked you in the shins yet!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

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oh well it would have been funny how was the rest of your trip to new york?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:57 (nineteen years ago) link

it was fine. take care. you'll probably feel better in the morning. there will be time...

― youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 10:12 (nineteen years ago) link

omg, whoops sorry about that.

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

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