wow that is so gross! i don't like food that is squeezed into the mouth.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link
to be fair, they aren't the first company to market squeezable yogurt tubes by a long shot, although the ones I've seen are mostly marketed to children
― Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
you mean Champions
gogurt is one of the grossest snacks i have ever watched a child consume
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
like technicolor mayonnaise
Having learned to enjoy good plain yogurt, actually, I find the prevalance of super-sweet yogurts and the difficulty of finding good unsweetened yogurt to be really sad for America
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link
Like this for example, goddamn:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-zrYsfp6mZo/TIHFqRpHeQI/AAAAAAAACps/EBASV7xS6jE/s400/IMG_0950.JPG
but expensive and only available at ultra-bougie stores. OTOH if I go a little out of my way the Israeli grocery has a lot of options.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
I open this thread for the first time in like a year and you guys are still talking about yoghurt. Have you been talking about yoghurt this whole time?
― chekhprivan (wins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
those yogurt tubes, so much cringing
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
you're still putting the yogurt in your mouth, right? why do you need a tube, it is a mystery
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
kids like tubes
I guess today's kids, once they are adults, might still like tubed food
― silverfish, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
In the Year 2025, if man and woman are still alive...
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link
To every foodtube tube tube
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
Give me convenience or give me death.
― nickn, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link
I'm IE at the idea that knee-high black socks is an acceptable look in gym/workout clothes.
― channel 9's meaty urologist (WilliamC), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link
Are they compression socks?
― Jeff, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link
Having learned to enjoy good plain yogurt, actually, I find the prevalance of super-sweet yogurts and the difficulty of finding good unsweetened yogurt to be really sad for America― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 3:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 3:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fucking totally, so much sugar in that crap, marketed as a health food. whole milk plain yogurt is delicious and surprisingly hard to find. i scoured the entire yogurt section and everything is super sugary lowfat or nonfat yogurt. also the single-serving containers are fucking ripoff, like a $1.20 for 6 or 8 oz of yogurt.
stonyfield organics makes a pretty good whole milk, full fat, unsweetened yogurt, they sell them for like $2.50 or $3 for a large container, it's a good deal. whole foods 365 brand is even cheaper. you don't have to spend a lot.
― marcos, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link
http://www.kalonasupernatural.com/
I still like these quite a bit. I still miss their horribly-picked original name for their yogurt line: "Cultural Revolution"
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link
Jeff, I don't think so! Just young people wearing tall dark socks I associate with old men with metal detectors on the beach in Florida.
― channel 9's meaty urologist (WilliamC), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
if it's long black socks on a man wearing shorts I think about this old man who used to jog along a local street in short shorts and dress socks
I got some nice dri-fit black socks that are long, but I mostly wear them with correspondingly long workout pants
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link
i've seen men in shorts and black socks who looked pretty cute, but i think they would have looked cute regardless (sort of like the cute girl with a bad haircut is still cute)
i'm never talking about yogurt again if i can help itit's too embarrassing
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link
stonyfield is not bad but I prefer more tart. I will say Costco in my area sells this "indian style" yogurt (although I can't tell what's particularly indian style other than being marketed probably to local indian communities) that's plain, full-fat, and like $4 for the biggest tub I have ever seen.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link
You mean the biggest tube, right?
― Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link
I get enormous 5 pound containers of plain yogurt from the Indian store around the corner, probably $4.99, don't remember exactly.
― Artichoke, Badger, Cornflower, Daisy (doo dah), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link
Tubes of yog are weird but what gets me is "Chobani CHAMPIONS TUBES"
But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.
― Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:42 (ten years ago) link
Trader joe's European style yoghurt is pretty good and not at all sweet. It tastes like yoghurt should in my book.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link
Yes, that was actually our go-to brand when we did more shopping at Trader Joes, we just never make it there now.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link
damn it, Je55e, I thought I'd removed that picture of your throat scabs from my memory but it just came back
― mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
Yeah me too. I don't think I'll ever forget it. Looked like a rotten stuffed olive!
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
The throat olive of a CHAMPION.
adams olive
― brownie, Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link
now I'm embarrassed all over again
― Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
I won't post a picture, but I am taking requests for emailed pics of my scabby goozle.
― Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link
nah, I'll stick with the one where you're mugging next to a raccoon
― mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link
I only posted that b/c I wanted to say "scabby goozle."
― Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link
oh, we know
― mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
people proselytizing on street corners/public places make me irrationally embarrassed — not for myself but for them — in some a sympathetic "stop drawing so much attention to yourself!" kind of way. i'm not sure if it's totally innocuous.
― clouds, Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:54 (ten years ago) link
some
― clouds, Sunday, 26 January 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link
ppl begging celebrities/enormous corporations/really anyone to follow them on social media
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
group sing-alongs - mostly stuff like happy birthday etc in smaller groups. but also hymns, fight songs, etc.
― condo associations are people my friend (will), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
just purchased passion-fruit chobani at the grocery store, but i don't think i'm ready to eat it yet
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:42 (ten years ago) link
haaaaaaaa
it is so delicious, that's the worst partlately i have been buying the big containers of plain yog and adding my own flavors and it's turning out pretty well. rose petal jam + lemon curd was way better than any commercially purchased yogurt INCLUDING passion fruit chobani
god even writing that sentence i felt embarrassed (ashamed more like) for myselfenjoy your yogurt
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link
weddings and wedding photography
― drash, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
speaking of which, "passion fruit"
although I am not entirely convinced that there actually exists such a fruit
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link
you can call it maracuyá if you want
― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link
or lilikoi -- my daughter got me a jar of lililoi jam for Christmas from an Etsy seller from Hawaii, gooood stuff.
― 330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:31 (ten years ago) link
Can't do the seeds in that yoghurt, they creep me out
― Spaghetti Sauce Shampoo (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 04:34 (ten years ago) link
the phrase 'big ideas'
― j., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 05:20 (ten years ago) link
An ex-friend of mine used to use that to imply someone was overweight. "he's got big ideas..."
― kinder, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 08:55 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/V6DOYSk.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link
word to dwell.com for not falling into that
― mh, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link