How many fingers?

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i'm gonna shit gummi bears, Monday, 2 March 2009 14:53 (ten years ago) link

In my glass or are you holding up?

Benjamin Motherfucking Franklin (Oilyrags), Monday, 2 March 2009 20:05 (ten years ago) link

In my ass. Or are you holding out?

i'm gonna shit gummi bears, Monday, 2 March 2009 20:23 (ten years ago) link

Wait. If I tell you, what will you do with the information?

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:56 (ten years ago) link

This gummi bears individual seems to have passed, either away or out or another similar preposition.

Such random behavior is regrettable, but seems to be the rule here at Ask A Drunk. Finding good, reliable drunks who will be there for one when thirst strikes hard and the publican doesn't feel like extending one's tab is getting harder every day.

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 March 2009 18:23 (ten years ago) link

Yes, awfully sorry about that

Matt, Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:31 (ten years ago) link

Sorry chaps, I was at the bar.

Jarlrmai, Sunday, 8 March 2009 16:18 (ten years ago) link

one finger you can't even feel, two fingers is good, three kinda hurts.

ian, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 05:41 (ten years ago) link

So, now that we've thrashed this one out to everyone's satisfaction, we turn to the question:

How many heifers?

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 20:21 (ten years ago) link

No takers? Very well. How many snifters?

Aimless, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:57 (ten years ago) link

an elegant sufficiency

as to the question of heifers, I wouldn't dream of replying

Matt, Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:42 (ten years ago) link

Your reticence regarding the heifers is quite correct, Matt. Forgive my error in asking. A gentleman never discusses these matters.

Aimless, Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:54 (ten years ago) link

Naturally, particularly when one has promised the heifers to be the very soul of discretion.

Matt, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 09:07 (ten years ago) link

Just popping in briefly (from Paris - so busy!) to say that I had some sole de discrétion absolue yseterday. Naturally I have no intention of telling you how it was, though.


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