i mean i don't go to drudge necessarily that was just my stand-in for "rapidly updated news site" but yeah dead srs dogg
journalism in the blud, sarge
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 March 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link
imma start emailing u w/ cryptic subject headingsxpost
― yur twit (tehresa), Monday, 2 March 2009 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link
i used to have really bad abandonment issues in middle school... the worst was one day my mom dropped me off at my carpool's house and they didn't answer the door for like 1 minute (in the shower or something) so i started running down the gravel road after my moms, i lost my shoes and got blood blisters all on my feet and my mom didnt see me, then the carpool fam saw me as i was walking back up the road and just picked me up and we went on our day. shit was rly embarrassing
― cr?m of the crop (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 March 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
neurotic ilx thred
― 51 things I hate about you (The Reverend), Monday, 2 March 2009 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Funny, a similar situ (5th grade, had to chase my dog into the street barefoot, ended up with serious foot damage) led to my consistent fear of doing damage to my feet while walking barefoot.
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 March 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I made myself get over it in high school by walking around barefoot for a semester, but it still crops up now and again.
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i have an irrational fear of checking my voicemail. i leave messages there for a week bc i am scared of what they are going to say!
― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:27 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i have this but with email
― homie bhabha (max), Sunday, March 1, 2009 10:42 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark
me too esp since now everyone i actually want to talk to i talk to on facebook my email inbox is like a waiting room where all the people i owe money and well written responses hang out
except this is rational because its real
― suomi cum laude (rent), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i love forensic files a lot but shit gives me the most irrational fears afterwards but i cant help it
np: forensic files
― cr?m of the crop (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link
there is something under the bed that will grab at me if i leave an appendage dangling over the edge
lol me too, which is why i like those beds with a solid base
― just1n3, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link
every time i'm walking in a parking lot and there's a car approaching slowly (looking for a parking space) there's always a split second where i'm convinced they're going to speed up and run me over
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link
also, there is particular kind of scary face that my boyfriend makes which completely freaks me out
― just1n3, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link
moths/butterflies flying into my face and their wings crumbling in my eyes
― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Monday, 2 March 2009 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
fear of throwing my keys into a dumpster or accidentally tossing them off a bridge if i'm walking on onei guess it's rational but i sometimes think about it and shudder but i'm almost never at risk of it really happening
― я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link
there will be a major catastrophe in my area overnight and i won't find out about it unless i check drudge first thing in the morning
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
irl lolz ty hoos
― ice cr?m, Monday, 2 March 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
-losing the power to breathe and blink my eyes automatically, & having to remind myself "breathe in, breathe out..." and "blink, unblink..." every few seconds for the rest of my life
-going speedily insane due to the above
― dumbsocietypigeons (unregistered), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
sometimes i get conscious of blinking and i don't know if i'll ever be able to not be conscious of it, but it goes away, or i count steps while i am jogging and am not sure i can stop doing that, but i do. it is pretty fear-inducing yeah
― я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
that i will wake up one morning looking completely different and everyone but me will notice. or that the way i think i look is radically different from the consensus view of reality
― no country for heigel-lohan (Lamp), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
that i will lose all my talent, all of a sudden, overnight it will be gone
― Surmounter, Monday, 2 March 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
when the plane is landing one flap goes up but not the other and the plane spins and spins and we all die
― huglins (jergins), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is a great one
mine is, i'm afraid my heart will explode if i sleep on my left side. i'm perfectly healthy btw
― s1ocki kong country (cankles), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i am afraid i have no talent!!!
― я рилли (harbl), Monday, 2 March 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
when i was a kid i saw a poster for a horror movie that had a bloody hand coming out of a toilet bowl. Thereafter whenever I sat on the toilet I was afraid that a hand would reach out and grab me by the scrotum.
― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Sunday, 8 March 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Batty
― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 8 March 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
lil Jordy Sargant
― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Sunday, 8 March 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Sunday, March 8, 2009 11:43 PM
i think i saw this same poster cause i had this same fear as a kid like i would run out of the bathroom as i flushed the toilet
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 March 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.toplessrobot.com/ghoulies-thumb.jpg
― eman, Monday, 9 March 2009 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
as a kid we had a pool in our backyard and i'd often be afraid a shark would all of a sudden be there and eat me
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Monday, 9 March 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link
yall are weird
― roxymuzak, Monday, 9 March 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
(xxpost) surely that would be funnier if it said "You'll get grabbed by The Ghoulies"? Although then it would be veering dangerously towards being a Krankies joke.
― snoball, Monday, 9 March 2009 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
ghoulies vhs cover was always a highlight of my visit to the video store as a wee one
― boob ass tits...forgive me (latebloomer), Monday, 9 March 2009 10:59 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, same here along with Critters
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Monday, 9 March 2009 11:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Good band name.
― ANML, Monday, 9 March 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
med school will do wonders for yr hypochondria
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
― boob ass tits...forgive me (latebloomer), Monday, March 9, 2009 5:59 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark
ditto! weird. lol @ being 8
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, March 9, 2009 12:09 AM (21 hours ago)
can i clarify that unlike batty i was not askeer'd of being grabbed by the scrotum
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 March 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
identical twins
― ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 3 June 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link
^ rational, they are scary
i'm still afraid i'll throw my keys off a bridge
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link
afraid to enter any store or establishment too close to closing because i might take too long and they will tell me they're closing. i don't go in places that close at 6 if it's after 5:20. not even conscious of it.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 9 June 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link
amazing babies touching
― am0n, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
i worry that i'll throw my keys in the mail box slot.
phones where the lock screen shows IMs. does mine do this I MUST CHECK AGAIN TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link
that the music i'm playing is too loud and my roommates are upset by it and that they just aren't telling me because they're afraid of how i'll react
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
p much every stranger I insult on FB, that they will look up where I live and shoot me. but i still do it.
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link