irrational fears

^this is totaly rational

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― hoosteenanny (k3vin k.), Sunday, March 1, 2009 8:18 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not at my level, if I see a bee I will run away from it

i had a crazy dream about bees the other night but in my daily life i am not irrationally afraid of them.

all of my friends are annoyed by my presence

^^^^^^^^

That everybody is looking at the food on my plate at buffets and/or cafeterias. I avoid both of these as a result and hardly ever used my meal plan in college.

yes!

i'm just gonna stop thinking of things and agree w/ everyone else's

fear: not ever having an original thought

i have the voicemail aversion, too.

my writing is terrible and everyone that tells me otherwise is lying

- planes/copters falling on me if i so much as look at them
- balloons popping
- falling off a cliff if I'm near it because something will compel me to go too close to the edge even if I'm nowhere near it and I have no intention to.

my evil cat will do serious damage to me one day

falling off a cliff if I'm near it because something will compel me to go too close to the edge even if I'm nowhere near it and I have no intention to

OK, I have this with subway trains. I'm afraid I'll jump in front for no reason. My friends and I named this fear of an uncontrollable destructive or ridiculous urge the Galfonic complex. See also being afraid you'll rip your clothes off and start screaming obscenities in church or somewhere else = inappropriate. Oh, just me?

That everybody is looking at the food on my plate at buffets and/or cafeterias. I avoid both of these as a result and hardly ever used my meal plan in college.

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:32 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes!

― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:32 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you guys, no one is looking at your plate!

fine but i go to a caf salad bar almost every day and it is scary but i think eventually leads me to make wise choices

i have a lot of fears involving damage to my hands

- falling off a cliff if I'm near it because something will compel me to go too close to the edge even if I'm nowhere near it and I have no intention to.

this one is v otm

i will have to have a toe amputated

there will be a major catastrophe in my area overnight and i won't find out about it unless i check drudge first thing in the morning

better: there will be a major catastrophe over night and i will wake up to a fucked up view of the city from my window

there will be a major catastrophe in my area overnight and i won't find out about it unless i check drudge first thing in the morning

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 1, 2009 10:40 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark

u frontin

I am so afraid of there being a massive earthquake in NYC that it's one of the reasons I never moved back there after college.

i have an irrational fear of checking my voicemail. i leave messages there for a week bc i am scared of what they are going to say!

― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:27 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have this but with email

not at my level, if I see a bee I will run away from it

― 51 things I hate about you (The Reverend), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:28 PM (9 minutes ago)

dude i guarantee you i'm worse. one time i was playing basketball with a friend of mine and he told me i had a bee on my back, so i threw my shirt on the ground as fast as i could and ran. he was joking.
also when i would come home from school circa middle school, if there was a bee in the house i would stay at a friend's house until my mom got home, and refuse to come home unless it was dead. i'm afraid of dead bees too.

damn dogg

i mean i don't go to drudge necessarily that was just my stand-in for "rapidly updated news site" but yeah dead srs dogg

journalism in the blud, sarge

imma start emailing u w/ cryptic subject headings
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i used to have really bad abandonment issues in middle school... the worst was one day my mom dropped me off at my carpool's house and they didn't answer the door for like 1 minute (in the shower or something) so i started running down the gravel road after my moms, i lost my shoes and got blood blisters all on my feet and my mom didnt see me, then the carpool fam saw me as i was walking back up the road and just picked me up and we went on our day. shit was rly embarrassing

neurotic ilx thred

Funny, a similar situ (5th grade, had to chase my dog into the street barefoot, ended up with serious foot damage) led to my consistent fear of doing damage to my feet while walking barefoot.

I made myself get over it in high school by walking around barefoot for a semester, but it still crops up now and again.

i have an irrational fear of checking my voicemail. i leave messages there for a week bc i am scared of what they are going to say!

― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:27 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have this but with email

― homie bhabha (max), Sunday, March 1, 2009 10:42 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

me too esp since now everyone i actually want to talk to i talk to on facebook my email inbox is like a waiting room where all the people i owe money and well written responses hang out

except this is rational because its real

i love forensic files a lot but shit gives me the most irrational fears afterwards but i cant help it

np: forensic files

there is something under the bed that will grab at me if i leave an
appendage dangling over the edge

lol me too, which is why i like those beds with a solid base

every time i'm walking in a parking lot and there's a car approaching slowly (looking for a parking space) there's always a split second where i'm convinced they're going to speed up and run me over

also, there is particular kind of scary face that my boyfriend makes which completely freaks me out

moths/butterflies flying into my face and their wings crumbling in my eyes

fear of throwing my keys into a dumpster or accidentally tossing them off a bridge if i'm walking on one
i guess it's rational but i sometimes think about it and shudder but i'm almost never at risk of it really happening

there will be a major catastrophe in my area overnight and i won't find out about it unless i check drudge first thing in the morning

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

irl lolz ty hoos

-losing the power to breathe and blink my eyes automatically, & having to remind myself "breathe in, breathe out..." and "blink, unblink..." every few seconds for the rest of my life

-going speedily insane due to the above

sometimes i get conscious of blinking and i don't know if i'll ever be able to not be conscious of it, but it goes away, or i count steps while i am jogging and am not sure i can stop doing that, but i do. it is pretty fear-inducing yeah

that i will wake up one morning looking completely different and everyone but me will notice. or that the way i think i look is radically different from the consensus view of reality

that i will lose all my talent, all of a sudden, overnight it will be gone

when the plane is landing one flap goes up but not the other and the plane spins and spins and we all die

― huglins (jergins), Sunday, March 1, 2009 11:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is a great one

mine is, i'm afraid my heart will explode if i sleep on my left side. i'm perfectly healthy btw

i am afraid i have no talent!!!

when i was a kid i saw a poster for a horror movie that had a bloody hand coming out of a toilet bowl. Thereafter whenever I sat on the toilet I was afraid that a hand would reach out and grab me by the scrotum.

Batty

lil Jordy Sargant

when i was a kid i saw a poster for a horror movie that had a bloody hand coming out of a toilet bowl. Thereafter whenever I sat on the toilet I was afraid that a hand would reach out and grab me by the scrotum.

― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Sunday, March 8, 2009 11:43 PM

i think i saw this same poster cause i had this same fear as a kid like i would run out of the bathroom as i flushed the toilet

http://www.toplessrobot.com/ghoulies-thumb.jpg

as a kid we had a pool in our backyard and i'd often be afraid a shark would all of a sudden be there and eat me

yall are weird

(xxpost) surely that would be funnier if it said "You'll get grabbed by The Ghoulies"? Although then it would be veering dangerously towards being a Krankies joke.

ghoulies vhs cover was always a highlight of my visit to the video store as a wee one

yeah, same here along with Critters

Good band name.

med school will do wonders for yr hypochondria

ghoulies vhs cover was always a highlight of my visit to the video store as a wee one

― boob ass tits...forgive me (latebloomer), Monday, March 9, 2009 5:59 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

ditto! weird. lol @ being 8

i think i saw this same poster cause i had this same fear as a kid like i would run out of the bathroom as i flushed the toilet

― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, March 9, 2009 12:09 AM (21 hours ago)

can i clarify that unlike batty i was not askeer'd of being grabbed by the scrotum

identical twins

^ rational, they are scary

i'm still afraid i'll throw my keys off a bridge

afraid to enter any store or establishment too close to closing because i might take too long and they will tell me they're closing. i don't go in places that close at 6 if it's after 5:20. not even conscious of it.

amazing babies touching

i worry that i'll throw my keys in the mail box slot.

phones where the lock screen shows IMs. does mine do this I MUST CHECK AGAIN TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T

that the music i'm playing is too loud and my roommates are upset by it and that they just aren't telling me because they're afraid of how i'll react

p much every stranger I insult on FB, that they will look up where I live and shoot me. but i still do it.