ilx posts with striking imagery

considering change my dn to 'one of the nice posters', so people won't mistake my c&p's for snark

And what exactly do you arseholes seek to do here, except proving yourselves as "ILX posters with striking inanity", huh?

― you're still in love with me and you don't know why (Branwell Bell), Friday, January 17, 2014 1:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh, just go away

suze rules, yall need bigger cunts

soref you & nakh could do a "good c&p bad c&p" routine

I didn't realize suzy was an active poster i thought it was a one-off from a long time ago and I thought it was mean spirited so i was being snarky

I'd be making a rod for my own back the next time I absent-mindedly post something cuntish, though

suze rules

suzy is a great poster

I feel like there's a way we can both be right matt

I liked the suzy post! I thought this thread was largely for well-written posts, which it was.

"Haven’t sold a wrap in so long."

"No one remembers how to make one.”

every once in a while, i think of the albino hat and i start cracking up. i guess it could also go on the posts that haunt my thoughts thread.

I found myself submerged into the "dark web," where I could fully indulge in my dual pleasures of human trafficking and buying exotic leather goods. i bought gloves made from the skin taken from the back of a young cambodian girl. they were gorgeous. i was hooked. i bought more. a beautiful leather wallet with prison tattoos that i keep on a chain, taken from the thigh of a russian hustler. i bought a hat made out of an albino. it felt good.

― open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:53 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

posterity will little note nor long remember what we tweet here. even the NSA won't gaf.

ilx as an archive of emphemeral thoughts resembles that paul bunyan story where the winter got so cold that words froze as they were spoken and were swept into the corner of the room, where, when the spring thaw came and the words melted, they just made a cacophonous babble.

― Aimless, Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have had two telemarketers call up asking for my wife, and both asked if I was her butler. I guess it must be the accent, but still- how many people in Berkeley have butlers?

― adaml (adaml), Thursday, October 23, 2003 2:47 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the suzy was posted bcuz it had striking imagery it just happened to also be a pvmic

who is suzy irl

was "adaml" adamrl?, aka nordicskilla, & if so, is it too ilx.xls to note this poster's ethnic origin & so eligibility for almost cartoon butlerishness?

posterity will little note nor long remember what we tweet here. even the NSA won't gaf.

ilx as an archive of emphemeral thoughts resembles that paul bunyan story where the winter got so cold that words froze as they were spoken and were swept into the corner of the room, where, when the spring thaw came and the words melted, they just made a cacophonous babble.

― Aimless, Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Saturday, January 25, 2014 9:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*makes jerk-off motion*

about as striking as cold oatmeal

this is not a place for judgment.

I came across your sad little site today fuck off punks If I wish to slap tits on my arse it is my business-

― Pete Burns, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:42 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what will i ever do if i get banned from this hive of assholes

― just (Matt P), Sunday, January 26, 2014 7:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only because it made me think of the trypophobia thread.

i can't even describe the full horror of what i wore as a teenager but the fedora/trilby was the least of it

― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Saturday, February 1, 2014 11:07 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was purple, there was yellow, there were beads, there were fingerless gloves, there was flowing curly locks, there was various earrings

look back at it now like it was somebody else doing it

― regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Saturday, February 1, 2014 11:09 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

Dave Lee Roth, Prince and prog rock have a lot to answer for

Cheney: Bumhearted pussy doesn't know what tough is.
W.: Dullard, arrogant puppet. Acts tough, but he's a pussy.
Ashcroft: Religious fanatic, couldn't get any pussy. What a pus.
Helms: Racist redneck. Product of the worst part of the pussy South.
Lott: Redneck. Helmet-hair dumbass good ol'boy. Cheerleader pussy.
Frist: Pussy killer. Can't get any more pussy than killing pets.
Strom: If there is a Hell, your pussy ass is definitely roasting.
DeLay: Exterminator of what? Pussy fireants and roaches. Texas trash pussy.
Dickless Armey: Bought and paid for son of a bitch. Texas trash pussy.
Bob Barr: Drove girlfriend to abortion. Hypocritical pussy.
Fuck you you fuckin' fucks!

― Pussy Getter, Friday, August 20, 2004 6:53 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Republican Pussy List:
Cheney: Bumhearted pussy doesn't know what tough is.
W.: Dullard, arrogant puppet. Acts tough, but he's a pussy.
Ashcroft: Religious fanatic, couldn't get any pussy. What a pus.
Helms: Racist redneck. Product of the worst part of the pussy South.
Lott: Redneck. Helmet-hair dumbass good ol'boy. Cheerleader pussy.
Frist: Pussy killer. Can't get any more pussy than killing pets.
Strom: If there is a Hell, your pussy ass is definitely roasting.
DeLay: Exterminator of what? Pussy fireants and roaches. Texas trash pussy.
Dickless Armey: Bought and paid for son of a bitch. Texas trash pussy.
Bob Barr: Drove girlfriend to abortion. Hypocritical pussy.

Fuck you you fuckin' fucks!

― Pussy Getter, The Toughest Guy There Is, Friday, August 20, 2004 6:53 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ post's images should be viewed in one of these:

http://www.turtlepointpress.com/mgzne/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/1JC-Stereopticon.jpg

I have a rockabilly haircut

― waterbabies (waterface), Friday, February 7, 2014 11:17 AM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my whole worldview just got turned upside down by that

eh, waterface off a duck's arse

http://i.imgur.com/ppsDAk1.jpg

waterface is c. ott

also holy shit ugggghhhh I think the dudes in this episode are literally THE FUCKING WORST type of gay men, like I cringed any time any one of them opened their mouths and one of them actually said the word "naughty" at one point and I wanted to cut my dick off and go live in a temple

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 9:57 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pickled gherkin = a 'cold wally' in the uk

― Ward Fowler, Friday, August 2, 2013 10:45 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I grabbed it in a paper towel and smooshed it all up and put the paper towel in a box and threw it out back in the recycling can. Then I went back out there, grabbed the box out of the can, took it out to a pile of cinderblocks out back. When I unfolded the towel, it was still in there twitching then it got out and tried to crawl around, so i took a stick and destroyed it until it was just a smear and there was still an antennae twitching. Ugh. Augh. Alternating waves of nausea and panic. This is not good.

― how's life, Saturday, 15 March 2014 13:22 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I worked in a kitchen with an ageing scots diabetic part time chef (summers chef, winters santa claus) who told me jokes and stories and sang showband and threw his teeth out in front of the waitresses (each heartbreakingly more beautiful than the last in the way waitresses of 16 are when you are 13 and have never spoken unprompted to an unrelated girl) and swore at the radio more often than not, and once when the proclaimers came on he cocked his head and malevolently eyed that device and called over to where i was mopping or sweeping or chopping or scrubbing or whatever and that call went "Da-ra! Ye ken those boys? Ah ken those boys. Pair a wee cunts"

Voted 500 miles in the absence of letter frae america.

― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Sunday, March 23, 2014 8:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Particularly the stuff about the waitresses, but all of it really.

Even though I prefer the Belinda song, I'm gonna go with "Take Me Home Tonight" -- for the video, which featured several minutes of close-ups on Eddie Money's drug-abused sourpuss face and medium shots of his doughy body, while keeping Ronnie Spector in the shadows until the very end, so viewers could only see outlines of her rail-thin '80s bod and not her screwy-looking face. It's a classic dud.
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, October 25, 2002 10:24 PM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My favorite Danzig rumor :

Some punk/hardcore kid is working at a Kids 'R Us in L.A. He's folding clothes, trying to look busy when a frightened, panic-stricken female coworker runs up to him and says "You've gotta come quick! Some biker guy is going crazy in the little boys section!" The kid walks over to the little boys section cautiously, not knowing what to expect, where he sees a very short muscle-bound man with long black hair putting on little boys undershirts in the mirror and then flexing violently, ripping the shirts apart. On the floor, lays a heap of discarded, ripped shirts. He is utterly horrified by what he is witnessing and stands there speechless until he suddenly realizes the man performing this strange shirt-ripping ritual is none other than Glenn Danzig.

― Ellis, Sunday, September 4, 2005 5:45 AM (8 years ago)

there is about 3 square metres of dead or inutile electronics on the floor in a corner of one of my rooms including a gordian knot of computer cables, power cables and early 2000s phone chargers, half a dozen dead or possibly dead laptop dvdrws, a late 90s laser printer, corrupted hard drives, variform towers and citadels comprising of books and jewel cases of ancient cdrs and dvdrs in states of discolouration and digital maculation that form a maginot line against roomba incursion, then in the living room three broken lamps and three laptop lcd screens, ive been intending to trash or ebay this tat for ages ever since my cleaner moved away and this and endless paper gradually accumulated and formed a de facto alternative to the cherished culture-objects that ordinarily flesh out the voids of lived spaces

― nakhchivan, Thursday, March 27, 2014 11:08 PM (4 days ago)

beautiful!

positively pynchonesqe

nakhers continually refuses to commute his astonishing prose into anything extended or compendiary; I do wonder whether some devoted archivist might not one day knit a selection of his posts into a discursive novella

here's hoping

what would the past two years of gr80 posts look like knitted together, i wonder

http://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9781607379058_p0_v1_s260x420.JPG

lol nakh you're alright

i'm sure he's all "phew"

nakh's turn of phrase often makes me wonder wtf I did with my education

white running shoes
orange skin
severed wings
tits are like an afterthought now
― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, January 9, 2006 4:09 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just had four different ones installed in a two houses we're renovating. Here's what you need to know: (note - I'm in the US, I don't know how what's available elsewhere)

Pushbutton on top means it uses a pressure-assisted flush rather than just the usual gravity. You open the tank lid and see a big black plastic thing instead of water. These theoretically flush better, but make lots of noise and are more expensive. IME, not worth the cost or the noise.
There are several heights available, measured from the top of the bowl (not including seat) to the floor. 14-1/2" height is "standard", i.e. low. Over half sold are now "comfort height" or some other name depending on brand, 16-1/4" to 17"h. Finally there are some extra-tall commodes about 18"h mainly for handicapped/wheelchair accessible use, sometimes called ADA height (Americans with Disabilities Act). For my 5'8" frame, 16-1/2" comfort height is about perfect. Shorter adults or bathrooms frequently used by kids may be better off with the low height. Elongated bowls are required by building code in some areas, especially in condos.
One-piece toilets lack the gap between the tank and bowl, which looks neater, eliminates a seam that gets soiled and hard to clean, and makes the toilet easier to install since you don't have to put two pieces together. But they cost more, since they must be shipped in a large box instead of two small ones for the tank and bowl.
Round bowls are the small ones. Elongated bowls are the same width but about 2" longer. That makes it more comfortable to sit on for everyone, but really makes things easier and more sanitary for men (please don't make me explain why; use your imagination). Elongated bowls usually take up a bit more room and may be a tight fit in small rooms; however, there are some "compact elongated" toilets that manage to fit the larger elongated bowl in the same space as a typical round-bowl toilet by using an extra-thin tank.
Toilets in the US (and many other countries) are no longer allowed to use much water. 1.6 gallons (6 litres) per flush is the max, and many use only 1.28gpf. Some use even less, required in some places in California. This is down from 3.5gpf allowed in the '80s, and often 5gpf before there were any water-conservation standards. In general, 1.6gpf units flush a bit better, though there are exceptions. Also, 1.28gpf toilets have a rather small area normally covered with water, which can sometimes be problematic.
Finally, verify the distance from the mounting bolts (usually under caps near the floor) to the back wall. 12" or thereabouts is most common, called a "12 inch rough-in". But you may need a 10" or 14" rough-in to fit your house.
Brands: Of those I've used, my favorite is this particularGerber Viper toilet, which gets nearly everything right - flushes well (and has reasonable water coverage) despite using only 1.28 gallons, 16-3/8" comfort height bowl, elongated bowl but fits in a round-bowl space, reasonably priced, not noisy. There's a link to a spec sheet with dimensions. If you don't need the compact-elongated space saver, Gerber has some 1.6 gallon Viper models of various specifications that are a bit cheaper, and an even better-flushing 'Avalanche' series also in 1.6gpf which I found works very well but is a bit more expensive, and the flush lever is inconveniently placed on the side. I'll also recommend the Toto Drake 1.6gpf which plumbers swear by, and the similarly-named but different (and costlier) Toto Drake-II 1.28gpf. I haven't installed one myself, but I've heard lots of good things about the American Standard Cadet 3 which is also available in a compact-elongated model and is low priced.
The seat is often not included. Spend the small premium for a "soft-close" seat whose seat and lid won't slam down. For parents of preschoolers, there are triple seats available with built-in child potty seats that fold up for grown-ups.

There you go, more than you ever wanted to know about toilets.

― Lee626, Monday, May 12, 2014 10:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i'm not sure we should have access to this highly individual toilet meter data

Surprisingly, that is about exactly what I have always wanted to know about toilets.