zing

i never thought i had a big head until i had to measure myself to get a hat made. that was a day of shattered illusions.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...), April 11th, 2006.

and shattered hats i assume!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 11th, 2006.

S/D :: scarfpop--

dom pizzatino's scarf to thread

-- name (...), April 12th, 2006

that was nearly post #1 til i realised i had no desire to see his face

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricso✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧), April 12th, 2006

My sexual fantasies are all about having sex. Put that in yr pipe.

-- kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:12 (27 minutes ago) Link

I prefer to stick something else in it, quite frankly

-- nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:33 (6 minutes ago) Link

the lack of BLOG HOUSE on this list is an oversight

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no it was a conscious decision based on sound judgement

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 3:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

As I have said many times before here, the time will come, and soon, when we will have zero-word reviews; just ratings and emoticons. Those who bemoan the loss of long thinkpieces will routinely be directed to the blog world, where there are plenty of stimulating and provocative thousand-word reviews written free of charge, i.e. we helped do ourselves out of business.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i can think of a few reviewers i'd limit to zero words

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:44 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I believe Goebbels voiced similar sentiments in the early days of the Third Reich.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:48 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hmmm, this goebbels guy sounds right on!!

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:50 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Potential future employers will google all this, you realise that.

-- Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:54 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, when they get the CV from "moonship journey to baja" he's fucked.

-- Groke, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 2:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

trifecta

outstanding

cmon perpetua's t-shirt is pretty funny

-- and what, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 6:17 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Okay, so Bobby Valentino's "Rearview Ridin" is restoring my faith in pixeldust - painfully slow kicks and swirly fizzy keyboards, and Bobby in his most overwrought pose.

-- Tim F, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 1:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

thank god he was able to restore your faith in the genre you just made up an hour ago.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

lol

al's perpetual disdain for everyone not him has become oddly beautiful to behold

ppl who can pull of bitchy w/o seeming sulky are a valuable resource

daria, you may be right as far as mid-tier retailers picking up on the neon trend and riding it out, but for my purposes it will have become passe :P

-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:22 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we've seen your flannel shirt, dude.

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, May 24, 2007 7:24 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Jesus christ, being an asshole internet contrarian is one thing, but this is seriously not cool.

-- kingfish, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost Those guys are assholes, too. Anytime you 'recruit' anyone of one color to raise hell against another color, that seems like a bad, bad idea to me. Not you?

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but hes saving you the trouble of pasting his opinions to ilx threads

-- and what, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I guess I don't understand the calls for 'banning' - would this place be better if everyone agreed on everything? Maybe TOMBOT and deej would like it if we all wore matching armbands too?

In the past month, TOMBOT accused me - outrageously - of being 'the kind of guy who'd drag brown people form my truck,' Steve Shasta posted a map to my home on a thread for no reason that I could see, and Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.' Sounds like libel, threats and generally creepy behavior to me. But I'm not calling for any of YOU to be banned.

Then, I'm not a little bitch.

-- Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:24 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, rog, sounds like ILX is a pretty fucked up place, but I fail to see the relevance.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, May 24, 2007 8:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

medalofhonor.jpg

this whole article is a gigantic zinger to me and my friends. i use all of those words regularly and my email is gnarls.in.charge @ gmail.com :(

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop/1.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n5/htdocs/stoop.php?country=us

haha
but, y'know, it's vice

(i don't say any of those abbreviated words! i don't think
and i think it's great when moms say 'awesome')

TOTAL zing to yr email name tho!

Catsuppp told me he was sending mexicans to my house with the promise of 'horny women.'

WAHT

That Catsupppppppppp is always starting trouble. Tsk.

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck.

i love saying whatevs!

i was at the airport and talking to someone at the counter and said "Whatevs" and then punched myself in the neck

this is the secret upgrade code

rachel says whatevs the whole time

^ i know. on IM w/her is prolly where i get half of my stoopslang. whatevs, totes, chilax, rawsome. she adds -y to everything too. from her flickr: blossomy, old timey, stripey, signy, thingy, smushy. kinda how pee wee herman used to say, "mmmm. these pancakes are pancakey"

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c28_1180051991

ive been sayign whatevs for half my life and i cant stop fu vice you and ur friends didnt start it get off the interents ty

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

-y is great! so is freakin abbreviation srsly whatevs yeah i've said it
LOL VICE

-y is great!

it can be great but it's too often overused. what i hate hate HATE is the "-y +mc" thing. like calling someone "Drinky McDrunkpants" or whatever. pet peeve that drives me nuts.

unrelated: i just mistyped something and found what name i will use should i ever have to go underground and assume an alias: pete peeve.

ah yeah well anything overused ends up being not great :/
i found the 'y + mc funny the other day when someone used it in novel way, but i hadn't heard it in a long time

ja y + mc

Michael said "whatevs" on the office tonight.