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I think that's wrong. Arguably he shouldn't have bowled Stokes in the penultimate over, but what else do you think he did badly?

Bopara had the best figures yet he didnt bowl at the end. Stokes had been flogged all game. He doesnt have a clue. I'm done with him as captain.

you lose a test series 5-0 where everyone knew at 2-0 it was going to be 5-0 and this clown is still captain beggars belief. He is not a good captain. Hes not even been good enough to play in the team this past year yet KP is the one ppl want to kick out.

yes "everyone" knew that. I don't think his form has been poor enough to be dropped. The calls to drop KP are because he's a disruptive influence. Until someone comes along who is better able to lead the team, Cook is the best we have.

you worry that KP is going to be scapegoated, I think dropping Cook as player or captain would be a similar knee-jerk reaction. Sorry to appeal to authority, but not a single commentator has seriously suggested Cook should be dropped.

im talking abut being dropped as captain

and no one, to my knowledge, is currently suggesting he should stop being captain, even one-eyed Aussies

(sorry to any optically challenged Antipodeans who might be reading this)

its affected him. NZ and both ashes series his batting has been poor. Its not a recent thing thats a whole year and 3 series. His averages for those 3 series are worse than any senior batsmen and its because hes captain.
A captain needs to lead. He hasnt been doing that.
If he wasnt captain he would go back to scoring runs.

aussies were a shambles 1st 2 tests in the summer. rain saved us in 3rd.

youre right anyway nothings going to change hes gonna stay as skipper and will hopefully return to form against inferior opposition in may/june. He will have cleared his head by then hopefully.

btw what the hell have the coaches done to finn???

Can we LJ's thoughts on this too. Or is he out celebrating?

It was magnificent work. Faulkner has become a fearsome finisher, was clearly not over until he was out or stranded

it's a shame Stokes served up some nice pies to hit into the stands, but there we go.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/25791500

"England ponder change of tactics"
Finally, a plan b?

Well, winning something would be a change of tactic.

They should just blame the legacy left by the last Labour government and be done with it

Another terrible defeat in the worst tour ever. Could be another 5-0

lost the Carlton Mid Series...is there any hope left for England??

could be some bizarre imbalanced times ahead for the international game

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci-icc/content/story/710707.html

reckon england and australia wdnt be cunts abt it but india completely would, to their own hilarious detriment

India pretty much controls cricket anyway as it is

this is just gonna lead to only 3 countries playing tests eventually

You mean the only three countries that are actually interested in test cricket?

you think south africa arent?

now being "reported" cook may give up the one day captaincy.

would think NZ, Pakistan and SL care a little bit too. WI sadly not a factor and perhaps in need of a kick up the arse. spare them until Chanderpaul goes

haha but of course I am not in favour of reducing the Test roster on principle. tier 2 tests - would these count for one's official stats? Darren Bravo'd make a killing

I dont like the idea myself. the other nations are just gonna go fuck it lets concentrate on 20/20

looks like Pakistan are going to chase down 302 in Sharjah

am watching, it's been an amazing effort, abetted by hilariously shit & negative tactics from SL. will these fucks (ever international team except aus & nz) never learn?

pretty dark now is it? Azhar Ali has just gotten out

Misbah's the man, yet again!

all over, umpires took no shit from SL re: bad light due to timewasting. very similar to England chase in Pakistan 13 years ago to win final Test, except the chase was twice as big this time :D

you think south africa arent?

I was thinking more of the crowds who attend test matches, I don't think too many do in SA (I could be wrong though). They certainly don't in NZ.

http://i.imgur.com/Np4BciX.jpg

too small; didn’t read.

tour back on track, it's all looking rosy now!

VICTORY!!!

well i'm glad.

all is well cook must stay etc etc

knighthood for ashley giles

yeah flippancy aside it was a good win, Buttler looks like the real deal. Cook did captain pretty well from what I gathered from TMS.

yeah flippancy aside it was a good win

zing

yeah cook can put away the yellow pages now

Great to get all those warm-up games out of the way just in time for the first proper one.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NOT ASHLEY NEGATIVE WORST SPINNER EVER FUCKING GILES

who would you have then?

Doesnt matter as the jobs his. He's been trained up for it. Lets hope his coachings better than his bowling.

Im thinking Flowers jumped before being pushed.