Because this jerk doesn't let his friends post things to his social media "wall":
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/21/article-0-198E8BE300000578-409_634x411.jpg
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 16 January 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JERK
haha, thanks! i've been getting grief about that all morning
― gbx, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
also for real i just did a spit take at that photo and was like "...how did she get a picture of our joe"
― gbx, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link