When life begins to stop being the same as in the past in that it is now in the state of becoming more difficult, you must too cease continuing to remain in the position wherein your strength is less than what it must be at the given moment.
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:26 (ten years ago) link
As one whose life has been plenty damn difficult, that sort of "you must do as I command" shit just makes me see red.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link
yeah, it plays into a lot of glib shit about happiness that really pisses me off as a depression sufferer
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 16 January 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link
Somehow I kind of doubt Leonardo da Vinci said this:
https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s403x403/1012338_508520062595633_1672317606_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:14 (ten years ago) link
'people of accomplishment' eh
― cardamon, Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:40 (ten years ago) link
but I'm sure I've seen a similar thing telling us that to be really successful, you had to sit back and let it happen naturally etc
brb just going to happen to work disciplinary hearing
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 09:55 (ten years ago) link
fwiw, Leonardo da Vinci was notoriously shy of gainful employment and much preferred to slack off and fool around with ideas.
― Aimless, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
Only pussy'ole leave a job half done
- leonardo da vinci
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link
http://i39.tinypic.com/j8i2q0.png
take this dove and...
― and yeah, bronies are a real thing (sleepingbag), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:10 (ten years ago) link
make this dove cry and show your support for Prince
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 January 2014 05:27 (ten years ago) link
Id take the two turtle doves, Kevin
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 18 January 2014 06:26 (ten years ago) link
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fb/fbbbd4c3b50c268eafe3ce405f1c2520e61452cfc2315ab64b872cf33b38a33b.jpg
― Mordy , Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:34 (ten years ago) link
...
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 January 2014 23:36 (ten years ago) link
why would anyone
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 20 January 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link
what does this even mean
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/996581_511310435649929_84946087_n.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
Life is waht happens to u while ur busy makin other plans
-Bob Marley
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:50 (ten years ago) link
i cant parse that into a coherent thought
― frogbs, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link
wait for it
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
horrible sentence structure
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link
white civil rights maxim
― j., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6gornGE.jpg
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
#serialkillerthings
― Mordy , Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
http://knityorkcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jack-nicholson-stare_o_GIFSoup.com_.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link
Unless he's staringbecause youpooped your pants
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:45 (ten years ago) link
rip
https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1622788_10152162803873209_1351336050_n.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 05:28 (ten years ago) link
http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/nes_quotes_you_should_know/sorry_im_dead.png
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:40 (ten years ago) link
pretty sure i've posted that image to ilx like eighty times but it would make a much better facebook macro than anything in this thread IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 January 2014 05:41 (ten years ago) link
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:32 (ten years ago) link
i love ketchup. it's one of my favorite indonesian foods.
― Quincy, M.F. (get bent), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:38 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1013176_745528875468126_739722933_n.jpg
literally from i fucking love science
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:01 (ten years ago) link
they're more like bearfish.
― he said, even sexilyer, (dog latin), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
fishpandas
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
So sucka MCs, please think twiceWould you be a Navy SEAL if you didn't like dog mermaids on ice?Think about it.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 January 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link
look at that coy bitch
― balls, Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:11 (ten years ago) link
lol
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:17 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q71/s720x720/156915_711196612265354_1563531135_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:25 (ten years ago) link
Don't think I'll ever finish laughing.
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
It's just the sort of wit and wisdom I'd expect from a 4 year old who was about to eat some random filth off the ground.
― Aimless, Sunday, 26 January 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
"...At this point my daughter looked at me with total admiration and said 'But you give Dad blowjobs. Isn't that the same thing? I think you're imposing a double standard on me that you don't adhere to yourself, MOM.' When you've finished laughing, send this to a Mom. "
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link
Mum/Mom inconsistency in that anecdote.
xp lol
Presumably she didn't find Dad's dick on the ground?
― Je55e, Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link
'presumably'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
Dads just know that "germs" aren't real
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Sunday, 26 January 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link
Everybody loves Everybody Loves Raymond dysfunctional marriage gags
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 27 January 2014 06:53 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CV01Y2P.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
or the kid gets it
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
contemplate your frozen extremities falling off
― clouds, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
clothes optional
― Evan, Monday, 27 January 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link
wtf is up with all those commas
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link
"Then get back to work, because did I say that it's time for your fucking break? No. Get back on the register until you go to lunch at 2:30."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Monday, 27 January 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link