literal these days, we are
― mh, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:10 (ten years ago) link
last time i offered some wry commentary on that username, it related to breast-feeding.
so I feel like I'm pulling toward the right direction, at least.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link
omg geezthe Nestle company thanks you
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
I previously shared this image with LL and I believe her comment was how mortifying it would be to be standing in this linehttp://i.imgur.com/TEuywr2.jpg
― mh, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:53 (ten years ago) link
a nice blue tho
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 January 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link
GO REAL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link
I eat yogurt every morning at my desk at work. My manager dropped by my desk one day when I was eating coconut Chobani, and I got the distinct feeling he wasn't comfortable with the whole situation and was silently judging me. Maybe I'm just paranoid...
― Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Wednesday, January 15, 2014 7:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I make fancy pour-over coffee in my office that I bring in, along with one other dude. I still always feel absurdly embarrassed whenever I explain it to anyone, and I definitely get funny looks from older guys in the office.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:17 (ten years ago) link
who gives a shit
― mh, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:20 (ten years ago) link
activia will make you.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link
1. There's been a Chobani (blueberry) in my work fridge for a week or so. I'm pretty sure it belongs to the laid-back dad-dude sports fan partner. I've only ever seen him consume Diet Coke and yogurt, but the Chobani is a new development.
2. On some thread LL said something along the lines of "I've had a stressful day and I need some Chobani time" and it made me snortol and want to give her a hug.
― Je55e, Thursday, 16 January 2014 05:37 (ten years ago) link
aw
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 January 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link
Carl and I were on the train on the way to a Star Trek convention, we were sitting behind this guy eating yogurt. After finishing he proceeded to lick the cup to get the last remnants of yogurt out.
I eat yogurt all the time at my desk at work. No shame. But I don't like the cup.
― Jeff, Thursday, 16 January 2014 12:43 (ten years ago) link
Do you lick the lid?
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 16 January 2014 12:49 (ten years ago) link
I'm not a lid licker.
― Jeff, Thursday, 16 January 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link
Eyeball Kicks wants to know if you're a lid-licker
o_O
― mh, Thursday, 16 January 2014 14:47 (ten years ago) link
LL, were you aware of Chobani Champion Tubes?
http://chobanichampions.com/addons/themes/chobani_champions/images/site/products/product/tubes/jammin-strawberry-lg.png
I bought a lot of them before my tonsillectomy and they keep popping up, e.g. I found one today in the fridge at work.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
the tube of a champion
― Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
though really it would've been better if they were champion tubs
wow that is so gross! i don't like food that is squeezed into the mouth.
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:36 (ten years ago) link
to be fair, they aren't the first company to market squeezable yogurt tubes by a long shot, although the ones I've seen are mostly marketed to children
― Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
you mean Champions
gogurt is one of the grossest snacks i have ever watched a child consume
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:51 (ten years ago) link
like technicolor mayonnaise
Having learned to enjoy good plain yogurt, actually, I find the prevalance of super-sweet yogurts and the difficulty of finding good unsweetened yogurt to be really sad for America
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link
Like this for example, goddamn:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-zrYsfp6mZo/TIHFqRpHeQI/AAAAAAAACps/EBASV7xS6jE/s400/IMG_0950.JPG
but expensive and only available at ultra-bougie stores. OTOH if I go a little out of my way the Israeli grocery has a lot of options.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:05 (ten years ago) link
I open this thread for the first time in like a year and you guys are still talking about yoghurt. Have you been talking about yoghurt this whole time?
― chekhprivan (wins), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
those yogurt tubes, so much cringing
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
you're still putting the yogurt in your mouth, right? why do you need a tube, it is a mystery
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
kids like tubes
I guess today's kids, once they are adults, might still like tubed food
― silverfish, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link
In the Year 2025, if man and woman are still alive...
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link
To every foodtube tube tube
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
Give me convenience or give me death.
― nickn, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link
I'm IE at the idea that knee-high black socks is an acceptable look in gym/workout clothes.
― channel 9's meaty urologist (WilliamC), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link
Are they compression socks?
― Jeff, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link
Having learned to enjoy good plain yogurt, actually, I find the prevalance of super-sweet yogurts and the difficulty of finding good unsweetened yogurt to be really sad for America― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 3:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 22, 2014 3:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fucking totally, so much sugar in that crap, marketed as a health food. whole milk plain yogurt is delicious and surprisingly hard to find. i scoured the entire yogurt section and everything is super sugary lowfat or nonfat yogurt. also the single-serving containers are fucking ripoff, like a $1.20 for 6 or 8 oz of yogurt.
stonyfield organics makes a pretty good whole milk, full fat, unsweetened yogurt, they sell them for like $2.50 or $3 for a large container, it's a good deal. whole foods 365 brand is even cheaper. you don't have to spend a lot.
― marcos, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link
http://www.kalonasupernatural.com/
I still like these quite a bit. I still miss their horribly-picked original name for their yogurt line: "Cultural Revolution"
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link
Jeff, I don't think so! Just young people wearing tall dark socks I associate with old men with metal detectors on the beach in Florida.
― channel 9's meaty urologist (WilliamC), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
if it's long black socks on a man wearing shorts I think about this old man who used to jog along a local street in short shorts and dress socks
I got some nice dri-fit black socks that are long, but I mostly wear them with correspondingly long workout pants
― mh, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:04 (ten years ago) link
i've seen men in shorts and black socks who looked pretty cute, but i think they would have looked cute regardless (sort of like the cute girl with a bad haircut is still cute)
i'm never talking about yogurt again if i can help itit's too embarrassing
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link
stonyfield is not bad but I prefer more tart. I will say Costco in my area sells this "indian style" yogurt (although I can't tell what's particularly indian style other than being marketed probably to local indian communities) that's plain, full-fat, and like $4 for the biggest tub I have ever seen.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link
You mean the biggest tube, right?
― Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link
I get enormous 5 pound containers of plain yogurt from the Indian store around the corner, probably $4.99, don't remember exactly.
― Artichoke, Badger, Cornflower, Daisy (doo dah), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:52 (ten years ago) link
Tubes of yog are weird but what gets me is "Chobani CHAMPIONS TUBES"
But I drained at least two and a half boxes of those tubes without shame b/c they were easy on my flayed and cauterized throat scabs.
― Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:42 (ten years ago) link
Trader joe's European style yoghurt is pretty good and not at all sweet. It tastes like yoghurt should in my book.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link
Yes, that was actually our go-to brand when we did more shopping at Trader Joes, we just never make it there now.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link
damn it, Je55e, I thought I'd removed that picture of your throat scabs from my memory but it just came back
― mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
Yeah me too. I don't think I'll ever forget it. Looked like a rotten stuffed olive!
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link
The throat olive of a CHAMPION.
adams olive
― brownie, Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link
now I'm embarrassed all over again
― Evil Juice Box Man (Moodles), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
I won't post a picture, but I am taking requests for emailed pics of my scabby goozle.
― Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link