what a horribly formed "joke"

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

A+

ahem

A famous rock star once told me that she hated dancing to Appetite for Destruction when she was a stripper because they kept changing the time signatures and it made her feel awkward.

― Arthur, Sunday, October 21, 2001 7:00 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j. wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:18:58.000

maybe the arthritis was hard on her sha-na-na-na-knees

Philip Nunez wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:25:09.000

oh that's good

yeah that's pretty awesome

that is godlike

why the hell would a stripper have arthritis?

Something something wearing less in their joints something

Because they're always dancing to 'boom boom shake shake the rheum(atism)'

Now THAT'S a horribly formed 'joke'

jfc

welcome to the jointache

Well, with Travolta, it's well beyond the realm of rumor. Witnesses on the record, harassment suits settled, etc. But Cruise, not only is it strictly rumor, with no ratification, he's also very litigious. So Travolta could likely not get away with suing for libel, but Cruise, with no paper-trail (gay-per trail?), could easily bring down his giant lifts.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What, no Tom Cruising?

Tom of Cruiseland

sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)

http://www.brucienyc.com/

actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.

no forsyth no credibility

Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-apologizes-again-boobs-on-the-ground

as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt

boobs in the sky

xpost oic, thx

omg lagoon

I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just imagine the pitch
"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?"
"Ah, nah"
"We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts"
"hmm sure, why not"

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

. . . yeah

i deserve that

You flew too close to the sun.

The wax from your wings melting off your back as you plunged toward Mother Earth...

http://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article146057784.html

hey he didn't offer $1000 to any raven-haired sirens willing to be drowned in the mansion pool

Sorry OL...

From Star Wars thread about Solo movie
------------------------

"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"

"what's that?"

^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a bronie?

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

ha the first joke isn't horribly formed but this post is:

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

full of the elan of the original forks' post that inspired this thread

that elan musk

wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years

I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh my god

http://www.theglobalmalayalee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dannainan-262x262.png

when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten

― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:01 AM (ten hours ago)

livin it up at the joketell california

but you can never "lol"

paul linde in my hair

Lynde

what a horribly honked "bobo"

lol

i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here

p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.

https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD