Misdirected emails

this is probably the wrong thread but i wanted to put it somewhere

Hi!
We got your email address from your web site.

But I'm sorry to tell u that,we are writing this letter to promote the sells of our SUPER COOL glass cups.We specialize in the designing and making of different types of glass cups from China.

Currently,we have a few styles of HAND MADE which is very cool and sells hot to the bar,lounge and night clubs.Some of them are Skull shape cups,Sexual woman shape cups,Sexual man shape cups.When u pour in the wine,it'll looks so fun!Everybody like it!

The logo print service is available.People would be very glade to take it home.It's very good for your company's advertising.

I hereby send u the price list in the attacked file with the product pictures in it.

If u have interest,pls contact us.

Best Regards,
Jacky

did you reply informing them that you are a potter and make your own handmade cups

i asked for more info on their sexual man shape cups y becuase they sound intresting

As i mentioned before congratulations on passing today

I would like to offer you the position of Barista at Carluccio's Heathrow.

We would like you to start on Monday 27th Jan. Could you please confirm to me that you will be accepting this and i will send further information to you

Esther McVey would be proud of you

Sucko
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Michelle V littlebo✧✧✧.m✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

2:19 AM (5 hours ago)

Cat started yowling at 3. Eric spent the night in the chair and I can't use the ipad for email. .argh

Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
31 Jan (3 days ago)
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to tsibandadube, bcc: me
Good Morning Dear.

Hope you slept well.

Please find attached the accounting textbook.

... five mins later...

Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
31 Jan (3 days ago)
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to me
Hi - sorry for the email you received earlier, I made a mistake typing the email address.

First time anyone's done that and REALISED it and said so!

Hello! Denise left already. But you are still in. I’ll ask her again on Tuesday for your pool balance.

Happy Family Day!

Dear Colleague,

Despite of having notice’s displayed in the staff canteen the coffee mugs are left unwashed after use and are left out in either the staff room or classrooms. Firstly, let me make you aware that food and drinks are restricted to canteen area only. Notices are placed across classrooms and office area’s prohibiting food or drinks inside the rooms. It really makes it inconvenient for other members of staff to re-use the cups as they are dirty and left unwashed. I would like to request all the staff members to kindly wash their own cups and dishes after use and have some consideration for your fellow members of staff.

Thank you for your cooperation!

I have a secondary email that does not have my name in it that is a common noun repeated (like kittykitty@gmail but it is not kittykitty) and someone just sent me payment info intended for a store called Kitty Kitty Creations (not the actual store). The store's email is very clearly kittykittyCREATIONS@gmail and this imbecile just, I don't know, decided she would shorten it or that the third word didn't matter? Anyway, thanks for the payment info, lady, and count your lucky stars I'm only an asshole in the sense that I am going to post about you on the internet and not in the sense that I am going to go shopping with your credit card.

(I did email her back and tell her the correct address to use. rmde.)

Mom's picture. I think I did it right.

How sad.

Hey Tre,

We're so happy you've downloaded Kik! It's the fastest, simplest, and most personal smartphone messenger around!
Here's a few tips to get you started:

For the best experience on Kik, you'll need to confirm your email address. Here's what you registered with:

Username: snake228007
Email: [pplains' email address]

One of these days, I'm going to meet my long-lost twin brother and he's going to be wearing either a fedora or a Dixie Outfitter shirt.

Dem0nte Green (A633381) invites you to visit www.jpay.com so that you can send and receive email.

Click here to access JPay and set up an account for free. From your JPay account you can send email to an inmate in Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction.

Once your eMessages are received, Dem0nte will be able to reply to your emails and you can view them in your “Incoming Mail” section of your JPay account.

If you have any questions about this service, please feel free to contact JPay at supp✧✧✧@j✧✧✧.c✧✧ or at the 1-800-574-5729.

This email has been sent to you on behalf of an inmate incarcerated at the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Corrections. If you no longer wish to receive emails from this person please ignore this email.

Thanks,

JPay Mail Services

:(

He gets out in July.

Hi,

Your student did not complete his/her comic book assignment that was presented today in class. Students had 45 minutes yesterday to make a comic book out of a short story we’ve worked on since Monday. They were to complete the project to present today.

The project may be turned and presented tomorrow for late credit.

Thanks!

that looks less like a misdirected email and more like a great opportunity

Im starting to get a ton of order confirmations from places because some woman called Trayce Fenton thinks my email address is hers. Fuckin. If I could work out who she was I'd send her a stern CIO.

stop inviting me to your birthday, I don't know you!

also lol I am not a beautiful person.

I'm Looking to Post the Job Of a Personal Assistant on your board so that interested candidates can benefit from it.

Agile and Responsible individual is needed to fill the vacant position of a Personal Assistant(Part time)

Someone who can offer these services:

* Mail services (Receive mails and drop them off at UPS)
* Shop for Gifts
* Sit for delivery (at your home) or pick items up at nearby post office at your convenience.(You will be notified when delivery would be made)

sounds like a cool gig

Hi Mom
This is a better way to communicate. I have to prepay my phone and need it to call work and daycare/schools. Sorry.
So they lowered my money. Not sure why. Every month it's different. One month I get 600 another month I get 500. I have no idea why. The state changes income calculations all the time. But it usually evens out cuz if they lower my cash, they increase my food stamp. I'm just happy to have lights. I have to go to the laundry mat now so email me when you can.
Love u!

Bless.

Every so often I get 'mom'- type emails from this one lady. I assumed they were meant for the same person I get the odd hilarious misdirected email to but turns out it's another one. I know this because she somehow replied to ME with a two-word email, the original email of which was from "myname1" at geemail rather than "myname" (to "mom"). So somehow in replying she managed to re-type the address but without the '1' on it.
Also, the original email to "mom" was to two addresses, varying by one letter and different popular domains, both labelled "mom". It must run in the family.

Shit's getting old. Nothing like waking up to half a dozen emails from Match.com.

http://i.imgur.com/rcdEGsL.png

I wonder what his ethnicity could be. Guess he'll tell you later, ladies, if you're lucky.

http://i.imgur.com/OFBtzrt.png

selfies where you are wearing sunglasses and looking away from the camera are really nagl

Following your recent application for the position of Reach Forklift/ Warehouse Operative (reference: CHFLT001), I am writing to let you know that unfortunately you have not been successful this time. I will keep your details on file and be in touch when a more suitable position arises.

Thank you for your interest in this role and I look forward to working with you in the future.

getting library hold notifications for some kid who's really into sci-fi, including the works of deej:

Title: The complete Hammer's Slammers Volume 1
Author: Drake, David.
Call Number: SF DRAKE D
Barcode: 31033006848927
Library: Forest Park Branch

Hey,

We'll be meeting for a baseball practice at the old school field coming
weekend, 9am.

@Mike, don't be late again...

The rest of you, remember to do some warmups when you arrive. Can't
emphasize
the importance of warmups enough.

I hope coach Roy has a new training plan for us. Last season was not that
good.

See you this weekend.

Ron

Hi M1ke,

I will be assisting you to get your S0ny access badge. Please let me know when you will be in the building. I have a couple of forms for you to complete before we can bring you over to get the picture taken.

Thanks,
St4cy

I made it....my stupid phone doesn't work even though Verizon said it would...Canada is so nice! We went to market, they had so many pastries, going to eat dinner soon. love you guys

Sent from my iPad

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

to me
Hi---Are you wearing shorts or long pants?????

I hope you respond to that.

I just wanted to reach out to you and thank you for your sweet gift at my Grand Opening. That was really generous of you and Im sorry I was so busy I hope I expressed my gratitude!

Hope you are enjoying your PPP.

well i wasn't going to, but i did now:

me: Long pants, why, what are you wearing?
him: same thing as you
me: Why are you asking this?

this feels like a Turing test.

"I don;t want to wear shorts and you have long pants on"

That reads like a Turing test.

http://i.imgur.com/7K9RTlu.jpg

omg

I think I've noted above that I've increasingly been receiving weird subscriptions, lots of "confirm your email address" mails and attempted changes to my password. One of those weird subscriptions is from a Chicagoland car dealer, who I suspect may have had dealings with the other TB above.

He's also an elder in his church and posts a bunch of inspirational Christian art work on his FB page. Maybe he thinks I ride around on an ass like Jesus did on Palm Sunday?

I was getting a bunch of messages from some british swingers website or something. I feel bad that whoever tried to sign up was missing out on the messages from all these supposed horny housewives.

I hope "lickmyjewel" from the lonelywifehookup site was able to track him down.

Waterpolo Sunday noon to Thursday 2:00 – we will drive you Sat am.

Hi Pleasant Plains. Here is the audiogram. Hearing aids will really help with the tinnitus. Basically all the natural sounds that occur around the same frequency of your tinnitus will then be heard, and as such “masks” the tinnitus.

ATTACHED: Copy of audiogram with Pleasant Plains' birthday. We're both Scorpios!

Those last two were sent to my non-nickname government name. Rest assured that Tyrone's hearing is fine.

oh man, you know how gmail ignores periods in your email address so mh@gmail and m.h.@gmail are the same address as far as they are concerned?

someone just signed up for okcupid using my email address, but since I use a dot and they did not, it let them