basketblolz

yeah the acting is pretty good if fake

guys, from the video description itself on youtube "I staged a fake marriage proposal at a Rockets game that pretty much everyone bought as real. When it was first posted by a fan on YouTube, it got over 11 million views." The account belongs to the guy who plays the big dumb bear. So yeah, it's clearly 100% fake. Both participants probably work for Houston's marketing department.

as someone who has spent some time working with game ops crew members, even if it was a zillion years ago, i can go ahead and tell you anytime a mascot hits someone in the face with a pie or seemingly gets into some kind of trouble with a "fan" the fan is always always always a team employee or family member of a team employee.

the name of the bear is Clutch, and he is not dumb

i know his name is Clutch! he's far and away my favorite mascot!

i just like to call him a big dumb bear because i mean look at him

he does look kind of high

the name of the bear is Clutch, and he is not dumb

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, January 12, 2014 7:12 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

haha love that post

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd1S_75CcAEuk66.png

First Perk now this

I started a thread about this actually NBA dudes get in here not getting invited to things

it would be a huge pain in the ass to have to invite all your teammates every time you were doing something

Feel like twitter + social media provides an important insight into team chemistries

Maybe we could turn it into a stat

Tweet Shares Above Replacement

I started a thread about this actually NBA dudes get in here not getting invited to things

― 龜, Sunday, January 12, 2014 11:30 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah i thought this was a thread about nba players not getting invited to things and i was like wow ilh is getting srs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLc1kC-lkWU

another game another 58 shots

lol melo cute

http://i.imgur.com/V5yJET5.jpg

hahaha wtf.

omg

poignant

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/alt-rock-legend-stephen-malkmus-made-song-brandon-225159237--nba.html

This tune is inspired by the NBA and a specific player, Brandon Jennings. He’s a prima donna point guard. He went to Italy young, he didn’t go to college, he just went straight to European league and then he came back and he’s a real hot dog gunner. He had a relationship with a specific coach, his name is Scott Skiles, he’s a very bossy, my-way-or-the-highway-type coach. They butted horns. Skiles was also an ex-NBA player, and he was saying, ‘I’ve been there, I know what you’ve been doing, and I can tell you,’ and Jennings was like, ‘You’re not my mother, I’ve got a contract and I don’t need you to tell me what to do. I’m my own man.’

ha...

https://vine.co/v/hLDnXMmP9tW

Nice.

Eyyyy

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd_YtxCCMAIDw4N.jpg

haha

smooth

really laying on the charm

*pipe

good post forks

http://sandiego-smokeshop.com/pix/This-Is-Not-A-Pipe.jpg

sometimes a pipe is just a pipe

forks?

i was watching that Amare pass. really silly

it kinda looks like maybe he thought someone was running to that spot? I mean that's the only explanation I can come up with, even charitably.

i figured he was thinking "well, there's usually someone in the corner, and i'm in a real jam right now."

i was clowning lagoon for posting an NBA meme thats like a year old xxp

it's embarassing, but Amare's actually been playing a lot better for the last few weeks so i'll cut him some slack

k3v: ah.. ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOygTd1NWCM

lol @ the announcer saying it's "not the correct play" to keep laughing when he already has 1 tech

*analysis*

i was clowning lagoon for posting an NBA meme thats like a year old xxp

― k3vin k., Wednesday, January 15, 2014 12:24 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what this is unacceptable

http://i.imgur.com/0gSSPa7.png

http://i.imgur.com/d3ASIAw.jpg

yellowcard

gross, man

geez

oh no