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^almost bought one once for $800. owner was having money trouble, unfortunately so was I.

Edward III, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

my mom said her first car was an early 60s valiant. she didn't realize you had to change the oil from time to time and wound up seizing the engine.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link

my mom's first car was a 60s valiant too! she sold it some time around my 2nd brother being born and got a 70s vw van. which we had for like ever.

that dart is soo beautiful <3

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

god new cars are so ugly

i very seriously want one of these (in white)

http://www.blackbookmag.com/ee/images/uploads2/smart-car-fortwo-on-two-coa.jpg

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Few things in this world more repulsive than British people talking about sex.

-- caek, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

dan m, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

im too tall for those. though parallel parking must be a breeze.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

British people are the most disgusting savages

admrl, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i38.tinypic.com/iz6wsw.jpg

Kerm, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

JBR youll be killed in that thing!

sunny successor, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a worthy sacrifice.

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

btw is it that new $2500 nano car (or did i dream that car?)

sunny successor, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Are these cars just new in the US? They were to be seen frequently in London at least five years ago, maybe even more.

admrl, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

they're new in the u.s., but only the fortwo line is being sold here at the moment. they're selling really well, apparently!

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

sunny: it's the smartcar. they start at around $11000.

get bent, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

i want a car that's also a phone

s1ocki, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

my mum has a smart car

jeremy waters, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

lol slocki

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

jbr i love you but i totally totally can't get behind the look of hybrid cars gaah

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Smart cars are everywhere in Oxford/London. I think you get one when you qualify as an estate agent.

caek, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

lol "qualify"

caek, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

more like dumbcars

harbl, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

amirite

get bent, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link

xp to rrrobyn:
http://i33.tinypic.com/2znzlae.jpg

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

smart cars are not hybrids
they are also ridiculously safe

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

crumple zones

conrad, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 07:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess I'm wrong as usual.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 13:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

whatever smart cars are they do not look cool and also that hybrid suv is ugly and also i mean i don't even drive so let me have my car fantasy world

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link

they are also ridiculously safe

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:03 PM

explain

am0n, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?q=smart+car+crash+test

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

that was hard

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/60538/smart_car_crash/
wow!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i dont know, those crash test ratings dont look so hot to me

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

"Restraints/dummy kinematics — Dummy movement was well controlled. During rebound, the dummy's head hit the roof rail.

Injury measures — Measures taken from the neck and chest indicate low risk of injuries to these body regions in a crash of this severity. Forces on the the dummy's head were high when it hit the steering wheel through the airbag, indicating that head injuries would be possible. Forces on the right tibia indicate that injuries to the lower leg would also be possible. Head acceleration from the roof rail hit was negligible.

"

fail

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

and thats at 40mph

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

judging a car by how it looks ls like judging a foodstuff on how it feels when rubbed against your bottom

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf cmon that is not true at all - aesthetics is not absent from car judgement in any way

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

nor is ass rubbing absent from foodstuff judgment

max, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

or food judgment for that matter
xpost!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

It's safer than any other go-kart on the road today.

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I could wipe my ass with one of those smart cars.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

its got poor rear impact ratings too

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Apparently, it takes almost nothing to total one.

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.aef.com/images/diversity/burrell/allstate_newcar_thumb.jpg

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I like that we have hijacked "truth bombs" to discuss the attractiveness and crash safety of the Chevy Nova vs the Smart ForTwo btw

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

All because I said nobody would time travel to 1978 and Whiney G recognized that to be a complete fact

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

it was a year or so before i realized those allstate commericals werent directed at someone named Stan.

sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.diseno-art.com/images/bmw_isetta_open.jpg

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

it was a year or so before i realized those allstate commericals werent directed at someone named Stan.
this was a drunken debate with one of my friends awhile back that swore he was saying Stan!

carne asada, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link


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