"We order lots of takeout because we can't cook for ourselves, our apartments are small and shitty, and we're shallow, superficial, judgmental and materialistic!"
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 January 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
Is there even a salsa industry in NYC anymore? I mean if there is I'm sure it's triple-priced craft salsa or w/e.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 11 January 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link
hurting 2 is burt stanton and i claim my $5
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 January 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link
take out is by far the #1 reason to live in ny, just one of the greatest human achievements ever, and i cook for myself v well fwiw
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 January 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link
wait not takeout DELIVERY
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 January 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link
I'm probably just bitter because there's no good delivery in my hood now. It's like, uzbek kebab and that's it.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.steinerfoods.com/images/brands/brooklyn_salsa.jpg
first time i saw this, thought of those "new york city!" ads
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:04 (ten years ago) link
^lumpy ketchup in jar.
just kidding i havent had that one.
― ryan, Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link
having brooklyn itself as a logo is not a smart graphic choice
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link
is that john bull in profile dressed like a chicken?
― a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:25 (ten years ago) link
BK salsa is okay.amazing local salsa to be found here: http://www.bbg.org/visit/event/chile_pepper_festival_2013Discovered this stuff there: http://www.redheadhotsauce.com/ which is concentrated awesome
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 January 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link
will try. looks like it might make a good michelada as well.
― ryan, Sunday, 12 January 2014 02:24 (ten years ago) link
i bought six bottles from that lady about a year ago; gave three away and have been working through the second one since. plan on having some around as long as she makes it.
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 January 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link
lol the nadir of the "HEY YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK ADS" was those yankees themed... maybe budweiser? ads with mo rivera and the caption CLOSER IN A CITY OF CLOSERS
― max, Sunday, 12 January 2014 12:40 (ten years ago) link
zizmor and the language schools are still the only subway ads i like
― max, Sunday, 12 January 2014 12:41 (ten years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_men8kbwwf11qaxc2so1_500.jpg
lol
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 January 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link
snickers' tribute to dr zizmor was solid tho
http://brandmediaweek.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834519bc269e201156f51d44e970b-pi
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ5eljJhYKY
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 January 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link
― max, Sunday, 12 January 2014 12:41 (5 hours ago) Permalink
i will always rep for john roland compensated spokesperson
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link
I was alarmed to see that zizmor made an appearance in Bleeding Edge. id like to think the ad hasn't changed at all since 2001.
― ryan, Sunday, 12 January 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
"the school of practical philosophy" is a cult right?
― ryan, Sunday, 12 January 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
least fun cult ever
― lag∞n, Sunday, 12 January 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
hugh jackman is into it!
― max, Sunday, 12 January 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
iirc its just transcendetnal meditation
― max, Sunday, 12 January 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
hope nobody has been #PouringOnThePounds recently, because there is an ad campaign directed squarely at YOU.
http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/images/pr2013/pr043-13-image.gif
Also, the West Village version of that HIPSTER CHECKLIST Flatrate ad is equally awful
http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/0/21022/257959/westvillage_METRO_QTR_PG.jpg
Altho weird enough the version I saw had "Pet Stylist" or something as the 4th option.
― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 25 January 2014 18:55 (ten years ago) link
Yeah as noted above, fuck those flatrate ads they're terrible. The concept is already bad, but the execution is so poor.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link
"west village" still annoys the fuck out of me. it's like saying "gin martini". it's "the village". that's it!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
How old are you?
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Saturday, 25 January 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link
Trying to picture film directors who live in the West Village struggling to figure out how to move, and somehow finding themselves on the G train and going "Aha!" Like, don't those people have assistants or something?
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 25 January 2014 20:09 (ten years ago) link
what's with the accent over the e in "move"?
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 January 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
everyone says west village
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 January 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link
i will only watch another episode of Brooklyn 99 if Zizmor guests.
― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Sunday, 26 January 2014 02:16 (ten years ago) link
the daily mail o_O
― caek, Friday, 31 January 2014 05:55 (ten years ago) link
Ugh, these KROLL SHOW ads. Nothing could be less funny.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:43 (ten years ago) link
This lucas guy needs to fuck off
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:49 (ten years ago) link
yeah so watched a couple Kroll Show clips, it's even less funny than the ads
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 January 2014 07:01 (ten years ago) link
I spent half of this week's subway rides trying to get "Lucas With The Lid Off" out of my head. Wonder how many others are suffering from the same.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 January 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link
well one more now
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link
Kroll guy seems real cutting edge, he has a character named Bobby Bottleservice
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link
Almost every Kroll Show sketch seems to be a completely on-the-nose parody of some genre of reality show, and the humor of a lot of them revolves around Kroll doing bad ethnic or drag schtick.
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 January 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link
sets dvr
― lag∞n, Friday, 31 January 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link
Kroll is desperately unfunny and proportionately popular
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 January 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link
http://ads.manhattanministorage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/French-Aristocracy_f1.jpg
idgi
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
glad I'm not the only one
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
apparently those storage peeps have the inside word about the sans-culottes rising up against the corporatist Republicrats.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link
i read that as them suggesting that there's likely gonna be a CULTURE WAR (or RACE WAR, i dunno) so you should put your stuff in storage so it doesn't get damaged in the forthcoming riotsthose fucking ads tend to be very knowing and batshit
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link
I just thought that meant that you, the reader, never saw [your massive accumulation of junk] coming, but now here you are.
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
they tend to be very "msnbc" imho
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:30 (ten years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan_Mini_Storage#Marketing
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:34 (ten years ago) link
forks has got it i think
― max, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link