your terrible ideas

* reboot of Grumpy Old Men franchise starring new crop of actors, with the limp meta-gag that in today's looks-obsessed Hollywood of disposable celebrity no suitable leads can be found. Everybody in the movie is in their forties or early fifties. Maybe they're not really grumpy either.

i was just coming here to post that

lobster pots for children

(was just in the park and there was a kid stuck on top of the rope net climbing frame - easy to get up, not so easy to get down. and i thought, why not make this a feature?)

A Jingle Cats-esque album of horses whinnying Bowie songs called Stallion To Stallion.

I lol'd

hahaha

would be a great late-career move for nabisco's concept-band STEED.

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with an eeevil smile
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impossible to get inside the palasmit
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thnk abt it
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lol i boght a coffe from starbux
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i bought starbucks buying a coffe
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Starting a hashtag for Goran Dragic: #dragicworldview

cinnamon croissants drenched in icing called hot croissant buns

now let's not be hasty, is this really a terrible idea

xp that's about as far away from a terrible idea as I can imagine.

Maybe not the world's most terrible idea, but it would make me IA as proper hot cross buns don't have icing on them.

yeah can we revise 'icing' to 'pastry cross'

and then someone please get on this asap as I am HUNGRY

Cinnamon croissants drenched in icing, but call them 'Awesome Cinnamon Croissants Drenched In Icing(tm)'.

Cinna-Saint (get it?)

Cinnamon croissants drenched in fish slurry, call them Poissants.

that sounds ok

hard rolls folded so very lightly by hand from the finest ground grain with spicy cheese with a subtle unrefined-sugar-in-pseudofrosting medium encasing the crust for preservation called Stuffs

lol stuffs

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drop da nek n let da carcass 2 da market knamean
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knwae
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she gimme hr pic
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np3; runnin prod by klc

what is that crap you keep posting, am i supposed to understand it?

m dronk

think of it as the latest iteration of Plops'n'Soggsy

latest iteration of luriqua

shortly to become latest version of SB

samebook

lol hatebook where u cn "faggot" ppl and instead of poke it's "choke" and sharing is always a negatively criticized exemplification, and the goal is to permanently ostricize

a show called "VH1's Outside the Music" hosted by Slavoj Zizek

lol the 1970's cocaine-addict polite

a dorrmat that sys don't tread on me

hehehe

those totally exist:
http://drdawgsblawg.ca/Tea%20Party%20Doormat.jpg

Dirty South all-female grill-wearing rap group called GRILL SCOUTZ

a tumblr called "Schindler's GIFs" (self-explanatory)

Twitter accounts named after celebrity accounts but with RT at the end that do nothing but retweet a single celebrity so you get @stephenfryRT retweeting every @stephenfry tweet.
All accounts to have tagline "Don't miss out on what your favourite stars are tweeting!"

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he is gonna pee in her pawn-it and her lunch-band
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ping-pong wizard plays by intuition
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u can't intuit and inuit

shielded air tubes for wireless audio streaming. should widen the sound stage and blacken the background.

exo-level virals for manipulation of antenna/spacial functionaries

a novel called "Born on September 11"

that's all I got

an NFL team called the Footballers, whose logo is just a head with a football helmet on, so on the side of their helmets it's just a picture of a guy with a helmet on, and then it goes infinite recursion

How about an NFL team called the Referees? Their uniform is like a referee's uniform, and the logo on the side of the helmets is a silhouette of a referee blowing a whistle. Because American Football seems to be mostly about standing around for ages between sub-30 second bursts of running around.

How about an NFL team called the Adverts?

a line of sacramental wine flavored yogurts marketed toward middle aged Catholic women called 'Indulgences'

A song that samples the theme tune from Airwolf.

I call dibs on making airwolf-heavy sample song if busta rhymes hasn't already.

Go ahead. I mean, it's probably only a terrible idea if I attempt it.

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/singles/id.10956/title.deen-f-crooked-i-airwolf-my-chopper

I was falling asleep on the plane after attending a funeral earlier in the week and just as I was drifting off my brain threw-up an idea for a Lovecraftian horror set in the age of free jazz. Kind of like Ghostbusters, but with Coltrane, Davis, Coleman and Taylor as the main characters. Still trying to shake the conviction that this isn't a terrible idea.

Another terrible tumblr idea. A series of fake album covers featuring people like Carl Sagan, James Burke, Jacob Bronowski, etc., with titles like 'The Many Moods of Carl Sagan', 'James Burke, The Moonlight, and You', 'Jacob Bronowski and his Blues Ensemble', etc..