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A comedy troupe called The Slapstick Society.

St Paul Mysteries update:

you could also downgrade the research, camp it up, and do it as a series of 'wacky' graphic novels.

Yesterday a friend suggested a TV variant with Paul as "basically Gandalf: he's a wandering wizard, engaged in eternal battle with the forces of evil", like a heavy-on-the-cgi Xena kind of thing.

He also pointed out I could have St Barnabas as Paul's sidekick.

I think I will stick with detective-mystery though, partly because I agree with your assessment Dr Casino - Name of the Rose -> 1st century strangeness is most interesting bit of it.

Upgrading to 'OK idea', going to read some commercially successful historical detective fiction.

wandering wiz biz cld be a Crime-Solving Christ spin-off series, with the sermon on the mount as a round-up of the usual suspects etc

If adapted for TV, skip the CGI and just turn it into a "Highway to Heaven" type thing. Rock-bottom budget, just shuffling around Europe and Asia Minor converting people and solving the small problems of guest stars of the week.

murder, he preached

haha yes, just film it in 1 dirt cheap place, Moldova having to stand in for Ephesus, Antioch, Rome, etc.

"Of course, because our faith is forbidden, it would be impossible for me to enter the city itself! This woodland lean-to is the only church our god requires."

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im not in arab ps arabs and havent been on irc in yrs but maybe i should join

Corner the market in Frank Thomas rookie cards by buying them all up cheap on eBay

maybe...

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Xi Ash hold ur urine
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Xi Ash hold ur pee and urinate in ur underwaer ru ur vagin and insert ur fist into ur bum a speck of feces will appear in ur hand, lick it after u have asexually performed this action for a golden shower from justen biber, this is a scene from an alternate back to the future 2 it wa sooo weir. i cnt rmmbr wr i sw t
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Xi Ash biber will be getting off but u may kill him and roast his botty
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Xi Ash he is fastidiously consumeed by a group of dadfucker types, he represents bzb
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Xi Ash lie on ur floor urinate inside ur pants, scratch ur pants w ur fingers until you become uncomfortable-feeling, with a razor in ur other hand. as soon as u begin 2 cum cut a line across ur stomach and masturbate with the blood, insert ur hand into ur bu...See More
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Xi Ash save ur fecal matter a a brick and mk sure it becomes rocken hard and place it on a high shelf. there has been seuprestition reguarding cake in this matter in england, so this is a counter-practise.. u may invade the house or mynde of a practiscioner of PIE-legacy house-magick.. it is unwise tew cross them, though you may engaege in intercourse, or conversation
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Xi Ash you may be considered a slight bit of a puzzler, or smartmouth. beware that they are unwise tew crosse
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i was just coming here to post that

I like the phrase 'a group of dadfucker types'

im gonna puke my pants

* reboot of Grumpy Old Men franchise starring new crop of actors, with the limp meta-gag that in today's looks-obsessed Hollywood of disposable celebrity no suitable leads can be found. Everybody in the movie is in their forties or early fifties. Maybe they're not really grumpy either.

i was just coming here to post that

lobster pots for children

(was just in the park and there was a kid stuck on top of the rope net climbing frame - easy to get up, not so easy to get down. and i thought, why not make this a feature?)

A Jingle Cats-esque album of horses whinnying Bowie songs called Stallion To Stallion.

I lol'd

hahaha

would be a great late-career move for nabisco's concept-band STEED.

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cinnamon croissants drenched in icing called hot croissant buns

now let's not be hasty, is this really a terrible idea

xp that's about as far away from a terrible idea as I can imagine.

Maybe not the world's most terrible idea, but it would make me IA as proper hot cross buns don't have icing on them.

yeah can we revise 'icing' to 'pastry cross'

and then someone please get on this asap as I am HUNGRY

Cinnamon croissants drenched in icing, but call them 'Awesome Cinnamon Croissants Drenched In Icing(tm)'.

Cinna-Saint (get it?)

Cinnamon croissants drenched in fish slurry, call them Poissants.

that sounds ok

hard rolls folded so very lightly by hand from the finest ground grain with spicy cheese with a subtle unrefined-sugar-in-pseudofrosting medium encasing the crust for preservation called Stuffs

lol stuffs

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what is that crap you keep posting, am i supposed to understand it?

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think of it as the latest iteration of Plops'n'Soggsy

latest iteration of luriqua

shortly to become latest version of SB

samebook

lol hatebook where u cn "faggot" ppl and instead of poke it's "choke" and sharing is always a negatively criticized exemplification, and the goal is to permanently ostricize

a show called "VH1's Outside the Music" hosted by Slavoj Zizek

lol the 1970's cocaine-addict polite

a dorrmat that sys don't tread on me

hehehe

those totally exist:
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Dirty South all-female grill-wearing rap group called GRILL SCOUTZ