woof, there is The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ - not exactly the same thing but the whole 'messing with the letters' thing goes on a bit.
― a beef supreme (dog latin), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
Thank you! More stuff to mine. I'd be aiming for much pulpier than Pullman, so I will not add that to threats. It'd be more like the Jane Austen Mysteries or something.
― woof, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
visions of Christ appearing to give Paul clues
lol plz write this
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 15:51 (ten years ago) link
LOLed at same thing. I think these could be very successful. Much as I like the idea as-is, you could also downgrade the research, camp it up, and do it as a series of 'wacky' graphic novels.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 17:21 (ten years ago) link
(Thinking also though of sth like Name of the Rose - mystery infused with exotic old-school Catholic material. I think the 'crazy first-century stuff' is perhaps the most intriguing part of the premise.)
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link
CHRIST: my time here is short paul but you must follow the tracks of the ass
PAUL: jesus wait, what ass? what tracks?
CHRIST: . . . tracks of. . . the ass . . .
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
saul heard the voices of the mara and slayed all the ppl in the town. that's a real nga f u ax m
― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 20:38 (ten years ago) link
maran polatikken
http://ctflab.mae.cornell.edu/images/photos/modules.png
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
amon join gorf us / chats
― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
am0n
join gorf us
― i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link
gorf on dolf
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link
how do i join
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 21:38 (ten years ago) link
http://clinicaltrials.gov/
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 21:40 (ten years ago) link
A comedy troupe called The Slapstick Society.
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 11:56 (ten years ago) link
St Paul Mysteries update:
you could also downgrade the research, camp it up, and do it as a series of 'wacky' graphic novels.
Yesterday a friend suggested a TV variant with Paul as "basically Gandalf: he's a wandering wizard, engaged in eternal battle with the forces of evil", like a heavy-on-the-cgi Xena kind of thing.
He also pointed out I could have St Barnabas as Paul's sidekick.
I think I will stick with detective-mystery though, partly because I agree with your assessment Dr Casino - Name of the Rose -> 1st century strangeness is most interesting bit of it.
Upgrading to 'OK idea', going to read some commercially successful historical detective fiction.
― woof, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link
wandering wiz biz cld be a Crime-Solving Christ spin-off series, with the sermon on the mount as a round-up of the usual suspects etc
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
If adapted for TV, skip the CGI and just turn it into a "Highway to Heaven" type thing. Rock-bottom budget, just shuffling around Europe and Asia Minor converting people and solving the small problems of guest stars of the week.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
murder, he preached
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link
haha yes, just film it in 1 dirt cheap place, Moldova having to stand in for Ephesus, Antioch, Rome, etc.
― woof, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link
"Of course, because our faith is forbidden, it would be impossible for me to enter the city itself! This woodland lean-to is the only church our god requires."
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
jesudunnit
― lj. 'hoover' egads (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
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― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Thursday, 9 January 2014 11:11 (ten years ago) link
am0n i thot u wwr irc kin mb im mistaken fox3 but i thot u was in arabs ps arabs
― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Thursday, 9 January 2014 11:12 (ten years ago) link
im not in arab ps arabs and havent been on irc in yrs but maybe i should join
― am0n, Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:48 (ten years ago) link
Corner the market in Frank Thomas rookie cards by buying them all up cheap on eBay
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 January 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link
maybe...
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― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link
i was just coming here to post that
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link
I like the phrase 'a group of dadfucker types'
― soref, Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
im gonna puke my pants
― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Thursday, 9 January 2014 23:57 (ten years ago) link
* reboot of Grumpy Old Men franchise starring new crop of actors, with the limp meta-gag that in today's looks-obsessed Hollywood of disposable celebrity no suitable leads can be found. Everybody in the movie is in their forties or early fifties. Maybe they're not really grumpy either.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 11 January 2014 03:38 (ten years ago) link
― caek, Saturday, 11 January 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
lobster pots for children
(was just in the park and there was a kid stuck on top of the rope net climbing frame - easy to get up, not so easy to get down. and i thought, why not make this a feature?)
― koogs, Saturday, 11 January 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link
A Jingle Cats-esque album of horses whinnying Bowie songs called Stallion To Stallion.
― Yes, Yes, Of Course, My American Friend! Ah Ha Ha Ha! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link
I lol'd
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
would be a great late-career move for nabisco's concept-band STEED.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link
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― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 23:11 (ten years ago) link
Starting a hashtag for Goran Dragic: #dragicworldview
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
cinnamon croissants drenched in icing called hot croissant buns
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 January 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link
now let's not be hasty, is this really a terrible idea
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 January 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link
xp that's about as far away from a terrible idea as I can imagine.
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link
Maybe not the world's most terrible idea, but it would make me IA as proper hot cross buns don't have icing on them.
― emil.y, Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:03 (ten years ago) link
yeah can we revise 'icing' to 'pastry cross'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
and then someone please get on this asap as I am HUNGRY
Cinnamon croissants drenched in icing, but call them 'Awesome Cinnamon Croissants Drenched In Icing(tm)'.
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
Cinna-Saint (get it?)
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:26 (ten years ago) link
Cinnamon croissants drenched in fish slurry, call them Poissants.
― Ernie Blubberpuss (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link
that sounds ok
― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link
hard rolls folded so very lightly by hand from the finest ground grain with spicy cheese with a subtle unrefined-sugar-in-pseudofrosting medium encasing the crust for preservation called Stuffs
― ronnie jotten (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:13 (ten years ago) link