xp - of course! everyone can vote!
― people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Monday, 23 December 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link
OK, I'm a man. Voted balding and lacking.
― Branwell Bell, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link
because this is TMI -- the premise of the poll came out of:
bff: yeah (bf's name) totally wants it all the timeme: and he's balding, right?bff: yeah, it's kinda hotme: (my ex's name) was balding and he totally wanted it all the time, like it was ok to wake him up at 2:30am if for the purpose of sexbff: hame: do you think it's because they are balding or is it just a dude thing?bff: i don't know!
― people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link
let me see if i understand this theory, using the most advanced medical terms that i know:
the male body is packed with sex crystals that stimulate virility. these sex crystals can only exist in either head hair or in the balls. between the two, the sex crystals seem to prefer the hair, where their influence is limited. in men with full heads of hair, therefore, the sex crystals are largely concentrated (and wasted) in the hair, with only the overflow crystals making their way down to the balls. as men lose hair, the sex crystals are forced down to the balls. men with no hair at all experience an overload of sex crystals that slither around the testes, greasing everything up and revving up the sex drive.
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― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link
sex crystals
did u mean 'sex packets'
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link
xp - i think some people call the sex crystals testosterone?
― people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link
full head of hair and think so constantly about sex it's unseemly in a man of my age
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
Surely "thinking about sex" and "wanting sex" are not the same thing at all. I mean, I think about sex the usual 17 times a minute like an average human being, but this poll said "wanting sex."
This is probably another thread, though.
― Branwell Bell, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link
kinda splitting hairs there don't you think
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link
Dude, have loads of hair, bone like crazy
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
Not splitting any more hairs, thanks, I can't afford to lose the few I have.
― Branwell Bell, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
xposts
nope, definitely meant sex crystals! they're distantly related to the flavor crystals in certain kinds of chewing gum.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link
Bald, desperate
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Testosterone; the word looks like some kind of Italian pastries or soemthing.
― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link
i got hair, i like to do sex.
― ian, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 05:54 (ten years ago) link
i dunno if i'm "extremely virile"i don't just wanna bone anything that moves, ya know?
― ian, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link
Then its a no
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link
32, full head of hair, can still get four rounds in on a good day
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:13 (ten years ago) link
there it is
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 December 2013 05:57 (ten years ago) link
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― mustread guy (schlump), Thursday, 26 December 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/quizshow-richard-obrien-then-290x400.jpg
― freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Thursday, 26 December 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Guess how I voted, gay thread followers.
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Wednesday, 1 January 2014 00:32 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 2 January 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link