― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Crackity (Crackity Jones), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link
I'd like to note that I made the coffee today and it's bangin'. I feel like putting up instructions.
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― olenska (olenska), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link
ancient, creaky messanger dude: "simon, did you get that package i left on kathleen's desk yesterday?"me: "er, no. why would i have done?"ancient, creaky messanger dude: "it was addressed to mark. and said urgent."me: "so you left it on kathleen's desk?"ancient, creaky messanger dude: "it had her name on it too."me: "but it was addressed to mark?"ancient, creaky messanger dude: "yes, it said urgent."me: "and you left it on her desk some 24 hours ago?"ancient, creaky messanger dude: "yes."me: "but she's on holiday." [rustles on desk under enormous pile of mail; produces package.] ancient, creaky messanger dude: "that's it!"me: "right. shall i give it to mark, who's sitting over there at his desk?"ancient, creaky messanger dude: "ok."
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― olenska (olenska), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link
see, we mac users have this fantastic "copy and paste" function :p
(the original was actually sent to yr boyf, and contained the name of said old messenger dude. quite why i felt the need to spare his blushes, i don't know.)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link
My friend emailed me saying "at least I don't have a stinkyman in the office" He looked at the email then looked away quickly and went to make tea. I emailed her back telling her he was sitting with me and to send a similiar email that didn't allude to him (ingenius I thought, I could leave that open and he'd think he'd misread it) so she obliged, sending a new email saying "at least I don't have a stinkyman next door" - not much of an improvement but still.
Two minutes later she sent through another email with bold red letters - "HEY STINKY STOP READING HER EMAILS"
He read it. He smiled shyly. I beamed red. I had to sit with him for a further hour too scared to open anymore emails, too pathetic to say anything to him. Now I'm scared he won't come back tomorrow.
So I'M the stupid, annoying co-worker and I feel like fucking shit.
― Rumpie, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link
Is there some sort of cult behind the "office chair balls?" At the last place I worked, at least a half-dozen people had those infernal things.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
Madchen, do you work in my office? I've got one of them! She is part of the reason I am leaving. I sent her an email saying "has Mark done [what I was expecting him to do]". She emailed back to say "no, James (sic) dint (sic) do it yet". She is responsible for all external correspondence from her branch. SHE WAS ALSO GIVEN THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD LAST MONTH despite potentially losing the company £2k+ of hard earned money (which my noseying about her work managed to save due to grovelling and apologising and rectifying in my own time).
― g00glepr00f a1lsa who doesn't want her new (or old) employers reading this (ails, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link
mwoo-hah! o god, that's joyously funny. and look on the bright side: if he doesn't come back, no more whiffage.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link
its dumb
― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 19:37 (eighteen years ago) link
This other tech - we call him Uncle Arthur (after the comedy show character) - is good, but so slow and noodly about his work. It took me half an hour to get him to enter 3 IP addresses in his laptops LAN settings, and the damn thing still wouldnt log into the router we were setting up. Then after all that, and him rambling away like a senile old man, he suddenly exclaims "oh ho wait a minute - I havent put the ethernet card into my laptop!! That would do it". *bangs head on desk*.
He then had the nerve to charge us for an extra hour and a half of work! We knew what he'd done though so he'll get his.
I hate this job.
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:40 (eighteen years ago) link
I'd be able to get a new job easily. The catch is what KIND. I dont wanna go thru what I just went through all over again :(
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link
SIGN ON THE DAY AFTER YOU QUIT, TRAYCE!
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:27 (eighteen years ago) link
"you may feel a slight sting. That's pride, fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."
Word, Marsellus.
xpost - just don't tell them you quit! tell them you got made redundant, or reached the end of your contract or whatever.
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:19 (eighteen years ago) link
I contemplated asking her if she was Angus Deayton, but thought better of it.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 08:56 (eighteen years ago) link
Shit, if he complains my ass is grass.
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:49 (eighteen years ago) link
how? you have veritas on your side. he honks. end of story. complain about him first, just to be on the safe side :)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Surely he won't complain, what would he say?
"I stink of b.o and she was discussing it?"
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:12 (eighteen years ago) link
i still bear the olfactory scars from a geography teacher who honked to high heaven, and therefore appreciate rumpie's dilemma.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:35 (eighteen years ago) link
More than once, our team leader sent out an email saying "guys (and I mean GUYS) - wash and use deoderant or I'll start NAMING NAMES".
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
Shoot me, hang me, whatever.
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link