that is about the most non starter url i've ever seen
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
there's this subgenre on tumblr of lonely virgins in need of therapy documenting, well, their big cock. (which is kind of sad and hilarious at the same time)
― Ludo, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
Brony is magic - from anothe rworld maybe - maybe universe 18 - they have love therer
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link
that's also not safe for your mind David
― frogbs, Friday, 13 December 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link
6/10 Plenty of cock, not so much MLP
― eats, roots, manuvas (S-), Friday, 13 December 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr06/12/13/enhanced-buzz-23972-1386873040-43.jpg
― Rotating prince game (I am using your worlds), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
brony genetic theory
― mh, Friday, 13 December 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
Hope the DNA tester takes his money and tells him what he wants to hear
― it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
:/
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Friday, 13 December 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
new cross marketing idea: assassin's creed 5, you get in the animus and delve into your genetic memories and it's a dope my little pony open world game.
― adam, Friday, 13 December 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
too late realization of custos joke sry
― adam, Friday, 13 December 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link
Pony DNA person is making me sad.
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 December 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
not real probs
― gbx, Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link
That reads to me like a kid doing imaginative worldbuilding/roleplaying for themselves, rather than someone who genuinely believes they're a pony. But I might be wrong.
― emil.y, Saturday, 14 December 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
nah, totally thinks he's got horseblood
― mh, Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link
One of the weird things about that tumblr page (apart from everything) is how cold and formally he writes. That seems to be common among bronies.
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link
he'll discover the otherkin community and live happily ever after
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 December 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FbDyBdM3BEc/Tuzh8fQluxI/AAAAAAAAAfs/M5i9evwFEWM/s1600/384118_10150385734021965_714841964_8797781_2120468701_n.jpg
― spread to fuck the fruit (Eisbaer), Sunday, 9 February 2014 05:06 (ten years ago) link
i dont think i've ever hated a subculture more
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 9 February 2014 12:44 (ten years ago) link
are the earmuffs a brony thing?
― soref, Sunday, 9 February 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link
https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msa=0&msid=209401507557205441458.0004d9a43bf74ed119278
― soref, Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:17 (ten years ago) link
so many bronies in russia
― soref, Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link
why do people thunk this is any more weird than dudes being into any other cartoon/cosplay? o right, girl stuff sucks and guys who like it are pervs
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link
lol thunk. typing w/ manicure. initially typed that as manure. smh
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:43 (ten years ago) link
I'm cool with bronies
― charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:52 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/m8hXbFH.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 10 February 2014 23:54 (ten years ago) link
Dudes into cartoon/cosplay ≠
http://i.imgur.com/7fOvxaJ.jpg
I'd call the same shit out if it was Pokemon or Dragonball Z.
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:21 (ten years ago) link
everyone be cool, just a little cosplay
http://i.imgur.com/Gdc9rhS.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:22 (ten years ago) link
roxymuzak otm
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:25 (ten years ago) link
* sits back, opens bag of wotsits, waits for the mighty ilx brony war of 2014 to break out*
― NI, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link
lol
maybe i'm projecting my own thoughts onto this thread but i feel like there is 900% more "bronies are entitled assholes" than "bronies are weird" itt
is that picture eisbear posted even a brony thing? it just looks like every picture taken at every anime convention for 20 years
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:53 (ten years ago) link
On a whim I followed a Twitter account that reposts stuff from the MLP subreddit, which appears to be a bunch of dudes who are sexually attracted to cartoon ponies. It's hilarious and horrifying.
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 00:57 (ten years ago) link
Oh I'm sorry, it's not Reddit, it's 4chan. Here's an example: https://twitter.com/mlp_txt/status/430795010074611712
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link
i mean, pp, that's a child
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link
i watched that bronies documentary thinking it was going to be about something depraved and its just about nerdy kids into a really well written, well animated cartoon that is traditionally for girls, and their shitty dads who make them feel like shit about it
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:06 (ten years ago) link
^
― 龜, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
What's the documentary called?
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
i think its just called 'bronies'! its on netflix, and very boring tbh because there is nothing notable about these kids unless youre aghast that a boy would be into a 'girl thing'
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:12 (ten years ago) link
i quite enjoyed the andrew wk appearance at a brony convention, he def 'got it'
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:13 (ten years ago) link
i haven't seen the doc but it's probably reasonable to draw a line between the goofy kids who like the show and the creepy ones who've sexualized it?
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link
I dunno, in general I agree with roxy but I think the two groups do overlap at times.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:19 (ten years ago) link
right...i mean ppl should like whatever but i have seen enough brony shit that is....not ok....that i can't really sign off on the whole thing
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:20 (ten years ago) link
why do people thunk this is any more weird than dudes being into any other cartoon/cosplay?
those grown men are weird too
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:31 (ten years ago) link
that shit is unbearably embarrassing but seems prudish to say this indulgent youthful nonsense becomes reprehensible/creepy just when it gets sexualized, idk if ppl are making the case that my little pony is a gateway to a lifetime of bestiality but what i've seen seems the same as ppl i know who had crushes on cheetara/robbie from dinosaurs/raphael from tmnt, just concentrated & public bc of the internet. idk if there are some extreme cases out there or w/e but calling 13yos creeps seems unkind & ppl tend not to say that about girls who write slash fic about harry potter/werewolves or w/e
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:35 (ten years ago) link
Lots of people say that about female slashfic writers. I get what you're saying about it being a lot more public because of the internet, but I remember being 13 pretty well. If you pretended Cheetara was actually your girlfriend you were pretty creepy.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:38 (ten years ago) link
having had to deal with Bronies on occasion (I decided to organize a MLP CCG tournament at one of my shops, etc.), they're pretty much all nice and polite, no more awkward than the D&D or Magic nerds. Maybe they all secretly go home and jerk off to Derpy but they just seem like kids who needed something to unite around and picked MLP. Besides, teenage boys will jerk off to anything and MLP porn is probably less creepy than half the stuff on porntube sites.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link
if i'm prudish for preferring that cartoon ponies not be sexualized then thats my cross to bear i guess
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link
lol CAD
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:41 (ten years ago) link
teenage boys will jerk off to anything and MLP porn is probably less creepy than half the stuff on porntube sites.
fair point!
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link
feel like i should have a big reveal where i tell the tale of my journey from wide-eyed gummi bears fan to degenerate haribo fetishist
― ogmor, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:44 (ten years ago) link