He knew nothing about how to train and get his wind up, even what and how to eat before a game. Once [Bulls trainer] Chip Schaefer had a pregame meal with him and was stunned to watch Kukoc put away a seven-course meal including salad, pasta, and steak.“A sure four-thousand-calorie meal,” Schaefer noted later, almost admiringly. Like many European players, he was accustomed to drinking wine with his pregame meal, even if he did water it slightly. His body fat when he arrived was about 20 percent, very high for the NBA. Eventually, the Bulls got it down to the mid-teens, which was pretty good for Kukoc.
“A sure four-thousand-calorie meal,” Schaefer noted later, almost admiringly. Like many European players, he was accustomed to drinking wine with his pregame meal, even if he did water it slightly. His body fat when he arrived was about 20 percent, very high for the NBA. Eventually, the Bulls got it down to the mid-teens, which was pretty good for Kukoc.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/steve-kerr-reminisces-toni-kukoc-legendarily-massive-pre-124610897--nba.html
― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link
if i was making millions a year i'd be paying someone to come in and cook.
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link
I'd probably be getting pecan pie delivered to my penthouse every day because I am obscenely rich
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
otm
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
http://gifs.com/2r2
― call all destroyer, Friday, 27 December 2013 03:29 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mMJSZm-Ppkw/UruijwN2NEI/AAAAAAAAAq4/e4DRJtBAQqE/s1600/hardendwight.gif
― Spottie, Saturday, 28 December 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link
haha
― micah, Saturday, 28 December 2013 22:48 (ten years ago) link
http://msn.foxsports.com/southwest/story/dwight-howard-trolls-lebron-james-and-his-receding-hairline-040214
dwight howard is into image macro memes
― Clay, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:47 (ten years ago) link
of course
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 April 2014 02:05 (ten years ago) link
http://rockets.clutchfans.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dwight-howard-portland-series.jpg
i wonder if his performance in this series + the lillard dagger to win is the turning point where dwight becomes a sympathetic figure.
probably not tho b/c he is such a relentless cornball.
― Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:54 (ten years ago) link
He made his free throws in 4.5 of the 6 games.
― epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:08 (ten years ago) link
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ubTGF9tHAj0lL4thbjHd4A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTI5NDtweW9mZj0wO3E9Njk7dz00NjA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/dcd29df3514c1a26610f6a706700ea89.jpg
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link
he is the worst human
― I pray my drick get big as the Eiffel Tower (Spottie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link
guess who brought a gun to the airport
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link
Garrison Keillor?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
Rick Perry?
― Aimless, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
barry switzer?
― balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
Joe Schlabotnik?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link
oh sorry guys aimless got it, it was the governor of texas rick perry
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link
the girl who convinced her boyfriend to kill himself?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:11 (eight years ago) link
it was actually amanda palmer and jonathan chait sorry i had some bad info
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31v3dSgOo9L._SY300_.jpg
― art, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link
why did d11 skip to d13?
because fuck d12
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 21 March 2016 23:20 (eight years ago) link
Send him to Sacramento, imo
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link
thats really where he needs to be. or the knicks
― Spottie, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:55 (eight years ago) link
adam silver gotta make this happen
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link
what wld really be ideal is... the nets, but they have lopez
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link
but why let that stop u u know
twin injury prone immobile centers would be an amazing experiment
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:26 (eight years ago) link
basically stick one on either end of the floor and they dont move the whole game. they dont even come into the locker room at halftime, then they switch roles by virtue of changing sides.
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link
play them both 40 mpg and they dont break a sweat
didnt vivek have that plan for the kings
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:31 (eight years ago) link
yesssss
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link
i have no idea how this wasnt a tech
http://i.imgur.com/WJAHYvk.gif
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:29 (eight years ago) link
the ball stuck to his hand
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link
hahah
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 04:49 (eight years ago) link
Will his health hold up, specifically a back that was surgically repaired in 2012 (he also missed 52 games in his first two seasons in Houston with a variety of ailments, mostly knee)?“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
good luck with that
― Clay, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link
https://sports.yahoo.com/dwight-howard-spent-sunday-trading-insults-teens-twitter-193535289.html
lol @ dwight spending an afternoon zinging children on twitter dot com
― Clay, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGUgEAWUIAQn0jw.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
one of the more mortifying humans
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
https://atrl.net/uploads/emoticons/ace.gif
― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
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― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
lmaaaaooo
― Spottie, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
On his latest Podcast, ESPN.com’s Zach Lowe said he said heard stories of:
“Hawks players learning about the trade and screaming with jubilation into their phones…
“You ask why, and one account was that Dwight would give these speeches before the game about how everyone is playing hard, we want unity, we’re going to… and then go out and play like a blah game where he demands post touches and doesn’t rotate as hard as he could. And everyone is like, ‘Why are you speaking in the locker room?’ But that’s all anecdotal. It’s just crazy how these stories come out after every stop in his career.”
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/images/c29042655e00a197ecaa837c771575b3/tenor.gif
― nomar, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link
i have questions, dwight pic.twitter.com/cNdM8jGJLU— josh (@HoopPlusTheHarm) November 25, 2017
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 06:46 (six years ago) link
what is Dwight gonna do after he retires other than get his pitch rejected by tnt
― Clay, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:14 (six years ago) link
well it looks like hes not having more kids
― micah, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:19 (six years ago) link
dwight...
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link