Location: New York
was it ever gonna be otherwise
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link
no wait this is obvious satire, ffs neil s
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link
this seems potentially open to abuse
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/andreafays/product/personalised-she-loves-shopping-tote-bag
― going out dancing with the girls, her cat. (soref), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:15 (ten years ago) link
you suggesting they wdn't print one that said "IT RIGHT UP HER"???
― shillelagh law (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
love the first name they've gone for
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
i don't love any of those things fyi
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-e8Tya2Bajro/T0764GXcR8I/AAAAAAAAJNs/uyUYFklw4IE/s1600/256212666270851214_HIQaECEQ_c.jpg
― going out dancing with the girls, her cat. (soref), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link
I guess as a "test" you can try ordering one that says:
letting Ian Watkins rape my baby
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:18 (ten years ago) link
TOO SOON
― shillelagh law (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:19 (ten years ago) link
sarahel u fucking disgust me
chinese food is sick
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
revised 'summer girls' lyrics 4u
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link
xp - are you letting your wife post again?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
oh look fuck off right
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:34 (ten years ago) link
GET A ROOM
― shillelagh law (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link
Quality zing tbf
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link
completely needless & obtusely ignoring the fact i was myself making a joke abt previous exchanges
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:42 (ten years ago) link
As are we all
― #YOLTMB (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
the worst thing is that i now have 'summer girls' stuck in my head
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link
i am too old and too American
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link
^ the least of your worries.
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Thursday, 12 December 2013 00:12 (ten years ago) link
Ah ha ha
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 12 December 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link
yeah plunger thing was a very elaborate joek I hold my hands up!
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
10 bizarre objects found in 'cool' offices
― All that self-sacrifice, judgement, self-pity! I’d say it’s (snoball), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 11:23 (ten years ago) link
we inherited a telecom company's design choices when we moved into their old offices. cringeworthy, the lot of them. (actually, the mural in the boardroom is well done but we should paint over it as it's one enormous branding exercise. and the table with the map of nyc is ok)
(actually, we have stunk up the place ourselves with the neon heart and all the record label specific art from the last place (we moved from an old ex-record label headquarters and had bought a lot of stuff relating to them for decoration))
― koogs, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
Like the Beeb's use of scarequotes around cool tbh.
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link
I think I posted this before but this Mini is a meeting room at Rackspace
http://beautyandthebriefcaseblogs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/office-design-london-rackspace.jpg
The reception area looks like a Mirror's Edge interior http://o.homedsgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Rackspace-Office-03.jpg
They also have an indoor garden with swings.
― gaze not into the navel (onimo), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
I am horribly sorry, but I think that reception is gorgeous. 'Mini as a meeting room' makes me want to kill, though.
― emil.y, Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link
lol yeah i would have no problem working at a place with a car in the middle of it but the second someone made me sit in it to have a meeting i'd tender resignation
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 19 December 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
shiny red is the best
― kinder, Thursday, 19 December 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link
xp - what if the meeting took place while you all got to drive around the "office" in it
― people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link
that doesnt sound very productive
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 27 December 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link
we've hit the motherlode, people:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg762649_X8
― kinder, Saturday, 4 January 2014 12:54 (ten years ago) link
i just filled out a customer-feedback survey for GrubHub
http://i.imgur.com/XZqXMRX.png
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
Also make your customer surveys shorter.
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:37 (ten years ago) link
i'm in a train toilet, now is really not the time to be all buddy buddy with me.
http://oi40.tinypic.com/i6j991.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:38 (ten years ago) link
Ha, I've seen loads of people sharing that going "oh, isn't it wonderful they have a sense of humour?" To which my answer is unfailingly no, no it isn't, they're still over-priced privatised pieces of scum-sucking shit.
― emil.y, Thursday, 9 January 2014 01:47 (ten years ago) link
Some people at work are planning to go to this. I would literally rather sit in my GP's waiting room with NO BOOKS for the same amount of time.
http://vimeo.com/78861080
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 9 January 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link
is there a follow-up called SUCKINGONTHEDICKOFCAPITALISM#7 ?
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link
Our train service had these pseudo - sub - wacky series of posters called 'The Modern Guide To Train Etiquette'.
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Friday, 10 January 2014 01:51 (ten years ago) link
" 1. Get out of my fucking reserved seats you can read that digital sign as well as i can so stop fronting
2. Your fucking bag hasn't got a ticket
3. Nobody else on this carriage gives a fuck what fucking pub you're meeting Giles in when you get there so shut the fuck up"
― Jargon Kinsman (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2014 01:54 (ten years ago) link
Good grief that Good Morning thing.
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Friday, 10 January 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link
Xpost hah, I feel like screaming number 2 at least twice a day.
― An embarrassing doorman and garbage man (dog latin), Friday, 10 January 2014 01:59 (ten years ago) link
Can someone pls corral all those fucking raverhippies in that video into a room then BLOW IT UP, jesus fuck.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 10 January 2014 02:04 (ten years ago) link
Oh, Eat Natural bars, you should really do stand up...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1510825_10153758680610215_1804122951_n.jpg
― he said, sexily, (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 09:18 (ten years ago) link
"Quick run for the hills.... there's chocolate a-comin'"
― he said, sexily, (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 09:19 (ten years ago) link
would it kill these fucks to proofread their ads or is that 'unnatural'
― wilful brony (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 10:01 (ten years ago) link
hey Mencap get a grip of yourself
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 10:16 (ten years ago) link
ha yes, what the heck is the "of course not" bit in reply to?
― tench and pike, scaup and snipe (NickB), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 10:19 (ten years ago) link
my South African coworker says 'pull yourself towards yourself'
― he said, sexily, (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 10:29 (ten years ago) link
Simple... isn't it?
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 10:40 (ten years ago) link