why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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I Loved The Pretty Dots On This Map ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt Sick To My Stomach

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

Lovely birthday, thanks to pour himself out into a removable, inflatable boot again

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

Good luck and all, but not the flannelette kind, Sloane Square

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link

Stuffing blackberry through fog and Space Dust. Somehow this meme ain't working for me.

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/VURrNsE.png

frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

Look At These Beautiful Women, Then See How Much Photoshop This Fashion Magazine Chose To Use

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, December 11, 2013 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really like the idea of quantifying photoshop use in this way

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

I'd rather people just constantly point out the utterly BAD design that exists EVERYWHERE maybe we should be criticizing people who DON'T know how to use Photoshop (and yet it is somehow their career).

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

well this is needlessly aggressive

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1506831_560974907322401_1771168834_n.jpg

frogbs, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

wait

ANL CHOCO

tee hee

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link

that santa one is funny, since penises melt in your mouth.

eh mec, elle est ou ma caisse? (ytth), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

jokes are always funnier when followed by hostile admonitions

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

what's a vampire's favorite fruit? neck-tarines.

LAUGH OR FUCK YOU

Santana featuring (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

IGNORE =YES :|

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

Hell no i wont do dat to da baby

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out
― my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon)

hahahahahaa... stolen DN...

if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

Not quite as good as "Shut Up I'm Still Talking!"

if you can't take a joke stay the fuck out (Viceroy), Monday, 16 December 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link

lol @ baby in bin

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 16 December 2013 16:01 (ten years ago) link

i have unfollowed everyone on my facebook so now the website is just a blank white page

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Monday, 16 December 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

sounds perfect

Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

why do i hate that conceptual art thing...

freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

it's ok dude he left you like 3 billion albums to work thru

the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

And, ya know, you're 8.

nickn, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbU_h0jIYAAs3mE.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

holy shit that's horrible

how's life, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:45 (ten years ago) link

It's something special alright.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 20 December 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link

that has def made an appearance on this thread before

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link

I've unfriended three people in the last 12 hours on FB, two for posting dumb WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS? bullshit, and one for posting DUCK DYNASTY FREE SPEECH STAND WITH PHIL YOLO bullshit. I don't have time in my life to be even internet-friends with people that dumb, not even if I've known them for nearly 40 years.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link

I find this one a little confusing

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1459983_552297911529249_1922224692_n.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 20 December 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

It's easier to understand if you keep in mind that conservatives are, broadly speaking, morons.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link

duck dynasty racist homophobe really is the perfect way to close out 2013

it's been quite a year; 2014 has it's work cut out for it but i have faith it can deliver

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 14:55 (ten years ago) link

It's easier to understand if you keep in mind that conservatives are, broadly speaking, morons.

I guess I'm just wondering what "fast and furious" means in this context?

frogbs, Friday, 20 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link

Fast and furious = (non-)scandal that only certain republicans care about

Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Friday, 20 December 2013 15:58 (ten years ago) link

Obama-ordered drone strike killed Paul Walker.

nickn, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:22 (ten years ago) link

Guilty lol

carl agatha, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link

lol

Nhex, Friday, 20 December 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

lol

Mmm yes hello (crüt), Friday, 20 December 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/js0o7o.jpg

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Saturday, 21 December 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

false dichotomy between simple minded and self educated

the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

aww c'mon Godfather III??? this has to be a joke

the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

i think i missed the hidden message in They Live, guess it was too subtle for me

the five people you meet in Hedon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

these are morbs' 10 favorite movies... makes you think...

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:08 (ten years ago) link

hidden message in Godfather III: send more coke

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

This is called money bags hidden messages and truth

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Saturday, 21 December 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

What are the hidden messages in The Matrix and V for Vendetta?

That everything is for the best and the government and institutions are doing a difficult job the best they can?

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 22 December 2013 03:34 (ten years ago) link

Seeing all those movies in one place and put under those headings has really clarified a lot for me – there's a whole aesthetic right there, Matrix + Hunger Games + etc + conspiracy theories

cardamon, Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure that the thing "self-educated" people take away from Godfather III is that the Mafia controls the Vatican or vis-versa or whatever.... Jesuits!!!

Viceroy, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link


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