Do you like MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER?

a taste for the mystical my ass. straight out garbage.

he is trying to inspire people to feel the spirit of the season, mr violent! cmon, feel the sonorant deluge of emotion!

gives me a deluge of anger.

almost as good as Trans Siberian Orchestra.

feel it wash over you like the skin dust of a hundred thousand old people

I'm less baffled by MS's existence than I am by the fact that they became holiday radio staples.

never knowingly heard a note by these guys but P4K today descibing them as a "Kraftwerk-goes-Christmas holiday electro ensemble" makes them sound like the best thing ever

They are not. They are more like Paul McCartney's Christmas song stretched over an entire career.

This thread could not be anymore American.

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beg to differ

'TIS THE SEASON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68j6Ceof8QQ

I used to get nauseous listening to MS playing at my in-laws, who loved them. Not even kidding.

i feel like i need to be wearing a ridiculous colorful long coat when i hear MS

He married a really good friend of mine from undergrad, who was like 20 years his junior. She was gorgeous and the marriage failed. I think she interned at AG.

Worst, most awful music ever.

Yeah, it sucks. I reviewed a Christmas show years ago; editor headed it "Yule and Unusual Punishment." The couple behind me in horrible sweaters fell asleep. There was a Santa's Village with elves, iirc, and at one point Chip showed home movies of his kids.

Their gift shop is amazing:
http://store.mannheimsteamroller.com/Gifts/b/2492815011?ie=UTF8&title=Gifts

they've reached Rankin-Bass 'Leprechaun's Christmas Gold' levels where they ran out of Christmas shit and started branching out into other holidays

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Mannheim Mary Mix

$19.98

Everything you need to put together the perfect Bloody Mary for a weekend brunch with friends and family is included in this Mannheim Mary Mix. Our signature mix includes bottles of our Mannheim Steamroller Finishing Sauce, 4-Pepper Hot Garlic Sauce, and Grilling Salt. Our twist on a classic drink will have your friends asking for seconds. Just combine 1 jigger 4-Pepper Hot Garlic Sauce, 1 jigger Finishing Sauce, and 1 whack of Grilling Salt with V-8 or tomato juice and enjoy. Whether you make it with vodka or without, it's guaranteed to provide the perfect eye opener!
Everything you need to make a Mannheim Mary
1 bottle Mannheim Steamroller Finishing Sauce
1 bottle 4-Pepper Hot Garlic Sauce
1 jar Grilling Salt
Just add tomato juice and spirits, stir and enjoy!

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Great stocking stuffer
Perfect for Mannheim Steamroller fans of all ages

God I hate this shit ...

if they ever remake silent night deadly night this should soundtrack the killings

The music itself should be the weapon maybe

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