Boy Floats Away In Balloon

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he handed me this

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/636/z6jf.jpg

so they're apparently still doing the metal band thing. I listened to a few tracks and...Richard Heene should get 4 life sentences.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 December 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

!

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 7 December 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAMSmasXUfw

hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 17 February 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link

Heene Boyz on Spotify btw

T.S.O.Liot (CharlieS), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:43 (ten years ago) link

I saw them again not too long after at a metal show. the dad looked like a smug asshole, but the kids were genuinely into the show and were having a good time, which was nice to see. really hate how he's still whoring them out tho.

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:43 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

brrr what happened to that balloon boy

real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

yeah see people always talk about how the internet can aggregate information and keep people amazingly aware of breaking news, but I could just as easily look at the end of this thread and conclude that a werewolf child parachuted out of Kanye West's balloon

This is one of my favorite posts of all time

Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

balloon boy on bass guitar (w/ his 2 brothers)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc1bGHaTO14

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 12 September 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

guh-ross.

how's life, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

kid is dead.

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:46 PM

as in, really. he fell out.

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:46 PM

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 05:45 (seven years ago) link

Heene Boyz - The Youth of America for Trump

PappaWheelie V, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link

the dad is such a piece of crap. i saw him at one of the shows his kids played in Tampa and wanted to accost him so bad. but his kids were having a good time so i thought better of it.

still will never forget the moment after Falcon gave me his card when I put 2+2 together and realized who I just met. couldn't stop laughing the rest of the night.

Neanderthal, Friday, 23 September 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

fox now reporting that the wolf is back and threatening to level the house somehow

― modescalator (blueski), Thursday, October 15, 2009 6:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neanderthal, Saturday, 9 September 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

one year passes...
eleven months pass...

https://www.5280.com/2019/09/the-balloon-boy-hoax-solved/

a great coda (?)

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:02 (four years ago) link

thank god we finally got to the bottom of that

🎈🎈🎈

breastcrawl, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

That is the greatest opening paragraph I have ever read.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

LOL

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

omg the ending

imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

Still can't believe i met Falcon

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link

OMG they live about 20 minutes away from me.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

20 mins by balloon?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

Lol

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

i was wondering how i could order a blowjab

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

Try going to Boston?

just another country (snoball), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Happy anniversary.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 October 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

totally used to see the entire family at metal shows for a period of 1-2 years, it was so bizarre. Falcon handing me a card for his band at Morbid Angel sent me into a giggling fit I couldn't stop for a half hour

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

good times

1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 October 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

"Richard and Mayumi have paid the price in the eyes of the public, served their sentences, and it's time for all of us to move on. It's time to no longer let a permanent criminal record from the balloon boy saga follow and drag down the parents for the rest of their lives."

Yes. Very sensible and generous. Now let's apply the same thought automatically to a much wider swath of the ex-incarcerated, not just a handful of people at a time.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 24 December 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

you were the uniting force that bound us all.

please fake-fly away again

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 July 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

I knew he was working for the other side the entire time.

pplains, Friday, 3 February 2023 14:31 (one year ago) link

We have a national balloon incident, code, uh. Code balloon

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 15:46 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

When you look at video of the balloon, I can't see any kind of an entry hole in it... So how did the kid get inside? I hope this is just some sort of a prank.

― Tuomas, Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:25 PM bookmarkflaglink

he called it!

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 04:18 (six months ago) link

Sounds more like Tuomas was in on the hoax the whole time

Ste, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 07:53 (six months ago) link


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