How about
".. and this is the Voyeur Detection lab"
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link
Try starting by condensing the thought into a shorter post imo
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link
sorry
― elegant eyes, aristocrat face, gorgeous hair (soref), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
xChin up ur doin ok x
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
"The first one should collapse any minute now."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link
"I'm not sure this is the most efficient way to break into the China market."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
I'd like to amend my caption: ", but they do seem to enjoy the digging."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
"Shame -- they work hard, but their playing is simply not up to par."
― Øystein, Thursday, 5 December 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/02/g290/131202_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/16/p465/131216_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
"I always wondered - is the cape just tucked down inside your shirt?"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link
"You're the first patient whose heartbeat I've actually heard. Everyone else wears two vests."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:28 (ten years ago) link
"I'm sorry, but the t-shirt confirms my earlier diagnosis. You're a hipster fuck."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
"The joke's on you - that medical diploma on the wall behind you was awarded to me by Sunflower University."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
"With my amazing stethoscope, I can hear the harm cigarettes do to people's bodies. That's why I don't smoke."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link
"You said earlier that it wasn't an 'S', but the Kryptonian symbol for hope. Well, I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for a sex machine."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:36 (ten years ago) link
"it's probably just stress"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
"Patient Confidentiality is our watchword, Mr Wayne"
― Mark G, Monday, 9 December 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
"You beat your friend up, and you whupped his ass long, because he hit the pipe until the Kryptonite was gone."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
"My favourite album is that one by The Spin Doctors."
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link
"Have you been flying a lot recently?"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:06 (ten years ago) link
"I think you may have a gluten as well as a kryptonite intolerance"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link
"well everything seems fine, but id like to look more into these lasers shooting out of your eyes clark, thats not normal in a man your age"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link
"the good news is those adamantium hypodermics arrived so maybe we can finally take a blood sample"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:22 (ten years ago) link
"Your blood pressure is good, it's just not super"
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link
"let's just skip the prostate check after last time, eh"
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Monday, 9 December 2013 16:38 (ten years ago) link
"ok 'man of steel' I don't care if the stethoscope's cold I can't hear properly if you don't take the suit off"
― conrad, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/09/g290/131209_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:28 (ten years ago) link
This is the one to run until 29th Dec..
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/12/23/p465/131223_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link
"Well, he did sing like a canary this morning"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 December 2013 11:30 (ten years ago) link
vg
"fourteen arms and the cunt cant swim"
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 11:39 (ten years ago) link
"The hell with it. No more red bull last requests."
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link
"tonight, he sleeps with the finches"
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Monday, 16 December 2013 11:52 (ten years ago) link
"no need to get in a flap"
― conrad, Monday, 16 December 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Did the boss say "he's dead or us" or "he's Daedalus?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
LG for the win
― wee knights of the round table (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 December 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
Mark and LG nailed.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 December 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/01/20/p465/140120_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 00:18 (ten years ago) link
"It only hurts when I laugh."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 00:44 (ten years ago) link
Excellent
― is this semi-amateurism? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link
"Who are you and what have you done with Hamburglar?"
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 12:39 (ten years ago) link
"If you're Mary Palm, where are your five sisters?"
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:40 (ten years ago) link
"This isn't an island, it's a giant oyster."
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
It's be funnier the other way around: "I only laugh when it hurts."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
Clown: "Well I always give my clients a happy finish."
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 13:42 (ten years ago) link
"Seriously, take a good look at my face"
― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link
"Are you Severin?"
― time is a train that make the future flag post (snoball), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link
"Well, there are plenty more fish in the sea, Mildred."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link
"Silvio's out. I'm Beppe."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
"If only I had enough balloons to make you a heart."
― Øystein, Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link