I find that, almost like a drug, my tolerance for fruit in fruit cakes goes up, and I need more and more fruit to get the same 'hit'.
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 2 December 2013 10:07 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJ_PwpoIvs
― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Monday, 2 December 2013 10:09 (ten years ago) link
proper boozy fruity Christmas cake + mature cheddar = last meal fit for a god
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 2 December 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link
why is it that the worst posters are always the ones bumping and posting on this thread
― flopson, Thursday, December 5, 2013 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Noodzilla (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 December 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link
haha nice decontextualization. works in pretty much any context
― flopson, Friday, 6 December 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link
There must be few phrases that sum up the mid-late '90s more effortlessly than "breakbeat science".
― Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Tuesday, July 19, 2011 11:24 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link
haaa
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link
"artcore"
― a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Friday, 3 January 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link
some of these are really good! but i'm just so sick of brooklyn porn, there are enough attempts at "nailing" it that i don't really care which ones have the most success
― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link
boy does that ever need context
― this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link
heh
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link
spread legs, it's the brookyln way
― ilx snitch (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
it needs context and it doesn't
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:16 (ten years ago) link
oh wait I get it nm
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
People who hate hip hop have the worst jokes
― Deafening silence (DL), Monday, January 27, 2014 12:08 PM Bookmark
― raggett neds of your summer dress (The Reverend), Monday, 27 January 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
more like crap jokes, amirite
― Dan I., Monday, 27 January 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
(c)rap jokes
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 27 January 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
i think there have been more movies made using the premise of male gigolos than actual male gigolos
― if you stan for nothing you'll fall for everything (symsymsym), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link
otm
― Zen Dawson (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
sorta meta but
whether he actually finds things enjoyable is generally less important to him than whether he feels clever for liking them.^^^ New Board Description, IMO.― a small viking themed quasi illegal outdoor rave I was DJing (Branwell Bell), Saturday, February 1, 2014 5:41 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwhich board?― bills mar honoring da silver and black (sarahell), Saturday, February 1, 2014 5:44 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a small viking themed quasi illegal outdoor rave I was DJing (Branwell Bell), Saturday, February 1, 2014 5:41 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
which board?
― bills mar honoring da silver and black (sarahell), Saturday, February 1, 2014 5:44 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the late great, Sunday, 2 February 2014 03:47 (ten years ago) link
no
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 February 2014 03:52 (ten years ago) link
Eh RSD can't change the fact that there will be nothing cool or quirky in NYC left in 10 years because of rents etc
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:05 PM
― RSD-rolled (sleeve), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
oh i know some quirky rich people
― make flowers on me (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link
what we really need are some new, affordable megacities
― Dominique, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:34 (ten years ago) link
what is RSD
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link
record store day
― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link
real skater dudes
― schlump, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
I was worried it was Record Shopping Disorder
― J'ai toujours préféré la folie des passions à la sagesse de (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Eh RSD can't change the fact that there will be nothing cool or quirky in NYC the world left in 10 years because of rents etc
fixed
― clouds, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link
Eh RSD can't change the fact that there will be nothing cool or quirky in NYC the world left in 10 years because of rents etc invading giant sea bugs from rising oceans etc
― brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:46 (ten years ago) link
Nothing will be cool after us *flicks fringe out of eyes*
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link
i'm gonna float to an island retreat on a boat made of cake box sets.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:47 (ten years ago) link
meant to strike out 'cool or quirky' there as well
― brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:49 (ten years ago) link
Bands of gangly, hairy guys named after female models can't afford to play their skronky strain of rock'n'roll here anymore, for fun everyone just goes hopping from atm to starbucks to atm to starbucks
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:53 (ten years ago) link
swimming from atm to starbucks
― brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link
Well you guys have already put a lot more thought into something I typed in 5 secs than I have
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link
I totally agree with it fwiw, just having a bit of fun
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
Although tbf there are still *official* fun/quirky things that you can do if you wait five hours in line, like the rain room or the cronut
repent, upper Mississippi sh@kedown, before it's too late
― brimstead, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:00 (ten years ago) link
put a bird on it
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link
pretty sure the rain room is gone now
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
damn, landlords at it again!
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
money honey
― Kilgore Haggard Replica (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
If you want to get along in NYC
― Kilgore Haggard Replica (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link
unconditional love is for parents.
― s1ocki, Sunday, June 15, 2008 6:31 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
think about this all the time/have said it IRL before
― slam dunk, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link
o t fucking m
― a strange man (mh), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:58 (ten years ago) link
that's actually a hugely important life lesson bomb that I don't think I understood until at least my late 20s.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link
Is the lesson that one doesn't understand unconditional love until a parent? Or that it doesn't apply to your other relationships?
― crunchy righteous rojo rings (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:29 (ten years ago) link
the lesson is to be your own parent
http://nonciclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Morpheus_matrix.jpg
― balls, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:47 (ten years ago) link
that it doesn't apply to your other relationships xp
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:50 (ten years ago) link