your terrible ideas

is that not a rogueish nocturn lol

dune_mac:
or flatly z
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
or even far more complex names
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
beyond anything remotely fathomable
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
remember, i am a subject of an ancient doom mac
[1:16pm] dune_mac:
i am not up for feminity
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
gettings are veiled and deadly, such a foolery that the average man holds beliefs that are not agnostic
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
that are falsely religious
[1:17pm] dune_mac:
even to the bastardization of language or english itself
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
an the bastardization of the last 600-1100 years
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
i seem to hate this time
[1:18pm] wat:
people seem to disappear eventually
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
because of my uncompartmentalized mass
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
yes
[1:18pm] rei:
yes
[1:18pm] starf_berry:
lloooll
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
they have to go to
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
the serious place
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
at the end of the line
[1:18pm] dune_mac:
otherwise they will die, or hold false emotions
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
or even physical impossibility
[1:19pm] Topic changed to " kawaii kids klub | fatgiraffe | <%wat> people seem to disappear eventually" by brr.
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i control reality
[1:19pm] dzl:
i like the first time,
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
but i may not move
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
u dont need to have gender issues
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
for thought
[1:19pm] erratic:
tulips are tulips
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i am at the center of time
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
u can just be genderless
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i do not, actually
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
or take hormones
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
it is an illusion of mass arrangement, which is a physical reality
[1:19pm] starf_berry:
do u take anything
[1:19pm] dune_mac:
i will go get some food and cigarettes
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
i can't
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
i would commit myself first
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
mormon?
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
no
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[1:20pm] dune_mac:
literality
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
hormones help a lot
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
in an atemporal mode
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
which works as a trap against language traps in themself
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
the end of time
[1:20pm] starf_berry:
literati?
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
and mind
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
and space
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
no
[1:20pm] dune_mac:
it is illiteral
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
a bastardization of fragments
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
and a mirror
[1:21pm] wat:
of his raccoon musk
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
in the guise of some religious fallacy
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
the absolute failure of remote timekeeping
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
i am the timekeeper
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
i am amoral and agnostic
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
yet my shadow holds all of death
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
and all of time
[1:21pm] dune_mac:
my shadow is very very perfect
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
though i exist as a wall against time
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
a keeper of time
[1:22pm] starf_berry:
u have morals
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
a 1 2 punch into the screen as a clock
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
i do not
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
it is an illusion
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
there is no such thing as morality
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
only emotion
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
and emotion over time
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
morals are false axioms
[1:22pm] dune_mac:
i am more powerful than god
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
in a more sensible system*
[1:23pm] starf_berry:
what system
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
lol
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[1:23pm] dune_mac:
Bobby Fischer radio interview tapes! lol
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
brother's here
[1:23pm] dune_mac:
ttyiaw
[1:24pm] starf_berry:
bear party

wnt2be a 12 yo androgynous xomyn

kardus:
beedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeedrillbeed
[11:35pm] slurp:
i am the law
[11:37pm] zx_:
finance butterfluy
[11:38pm] zx_:
swaps
[11:38pm] zx_:
† good afternoon, brr †
[11:38pm] zx_:
† i am more in love with Ms. Chan than I have ever been †
[11:38pm] zx_:
† I can think of nothing else †
[11:51pm] xXxbrrxXx:
we could've been somebody
[11:57pm] zx_:
maisy undersand
[11:57pm] zx_:
rather dorkus
[11:57pm] zx_:
dumfuk butfuk
[11:57pm] zx_:
shalondry alcomism
[11:57pm] zx_:
desinhart dorobac
[11:57pm] zx_:
exigesic homeboy loc
[11:58pm] zx_:
dromo espersanta noko la ve
[11:58pm] zx_:
dorry mach sinderbo ik bin ayne lauder
[11:58pm] zx_:
doody face 1-2-3
[11:58pm] zx_:
ex blog nigger faw
[11:58pm] zx_:
exo trick ness anine 3.0
[11:58pm] zx_:
coochi pop off
[11:58pm] zx_:
drummond almondstand
[11:58pm] zx_:
drick heart lamour
[11:59pm] zx_:
zicky bricky tum tock
[11:59pm] zx_:
loco ma vicca distended haartbrine frudoph
[11:59pm] zx_:
seven chocobos locing on a cloud with his boots on the wire
[11:59pm] zx_:
chumbawumba gameboy da phonoaffectual lamedroid
[12:00am] zx_:
android hamperstamp da maine-lyn3 frollic
[12:00am] zx_:
seventh heaven dustin diamon
[12:00am] slurp:
thats what i keep trying to tell my gf
[12:00am] wat:
my gf
[12:00am] zx_:
shufflepuck da mystery wryt3r
[12:00am] zx_:
zoro the deal hearstalph
[12:01am] zx_:
simpleton ingrate a schicky biccy knopf alchemist johnson herschweiler
[12:01am] zx_:
a crazy BLACK_MAN named James
[12:01am] zx_:
jamie the mordan locophile pell granting on a communicative medical instance-stander
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[12:01am] zx_:
the carpenter James McNeal
[12:01am] xXxbrrxXx:
ok
[12:01am] zx_:
a leaf called honda
[12:02am] dzl:
what a classy gentleman
[12:02am] rei:
thing called ayanami rei
[12:02am] zx_:
a broke nigga fuckup da johnson schomo
[12:02am] zx_:
alan da herchieser of pitching tents aka hall of fame baseball thrower "minor league" andersin
[12:03am] zx_:
a schicky puss cunt with da additude of 4 4 locos who will eat ya baby
[12:03am] zx_:
a doormat's friend i sit on da steps by steps-sitting
[12:03am] zx_:
a glock holding cat by the name of chlorine fondla
[12:04am] zx_:
a loco smoking fellow with a long cigar called horschchild but better known as dat freewheel
[12:04am] zx_:
a mordent token by the name of may war whiteout
[12:04am] zx_:
a fat egg called shelly mary skully dullsheen
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[12:05am] zx_:
a zootsuit wearing weasel called golfer program
[12:06am] zx_:
seven johnsons called michael randy etc etc etc etc etc
[12:06am] zx_:
seven forthschilds sallying out striving for the gold
[12:06am] zx_:
a guido called rude man michelin dora da exxplora
[12:07am] zx_:
a wan feye swan of a geek i heard once called moledavort
[12:07am] wat:
class geek zx_ is not funny at all! young girls are cutting themselves because of you
[12:07am] zx_:
a hackneyed axcent speaka hallain nga speakin on some wat

Poll: Nelson Mandela vs Gerry Adams

A furniture company called 'Uncomfor-table', who make tables with sharp metal spike pointing upwards out of the top. And desks which don't quite have enough leg room.

And I thought of this idea while walking back from the shops, but unfortunately some company already beat me to it: pizza pop tarts.

album covers for the post-physical album era that show as a gif rather than a still image on spotify or wherever. (i'm guessing people have probably already done this though?)

omg color transient celevration of tongue

[12:05am] zx_:
a zootsuit wearing weasel called golfer program

^^ good idea

thx am0n

artisanal deodorants with "non-traditional" flavors/scents

In 4th grade I agonized about news stories on world hunger. It felt as though there was very little I could do besides pray earnestly. Then, one day on the trampoline, I had a terrible idea: we could make food for starving nations by repurposing a resource everyone threw away. I told my friends we were going to help the hungry by all of us saving our fingernail clippings to be ground into "fingernail flour," which would be shipped overseas. Naturally, they were disgusted and refused to go along. As years went by, I realized more and more reasons why this idea was terrible beyond it simply revolting everyone I shared it with.

Maybe the 'fingernail flour' could be sold to gullible bodybuilders as 'Keratine', an off-brand 'Creatine' knock-off.

Did you ever kick the nail-biting habit tho

have now officially executed my terrible idea 3x and wrote down the routine. now i just need a tambourine for the end.

manchildren who ferally and involuntarily attempt to molest brr pathologically and sexually-by-random-accident
[9:25pm] zx_:
their controller who has offered to pay for a cup of her urine steeping a used tampon
[9:25pm] zx_:
when she frets i am required by contract to sent her a nutter snailmail

aren't you banned with that login yet

- a book called 'Also Available In White', containing photos of phrases seen written in the grime on the back of white vans.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:18 PM (3 years ago)

I saw a good one today: 'SWAG YOLO LOL', which sounds like something someone from ten years in the future would name their kid.

I used to think that if I ever had a son, I wanted to name him something with both Jewish and Americana roots. I came up with "Isaac Bob"

"say something awful about another ilxor"

I like Isaac Bob.

pills that give you a headache, brand name "anvil"

lol great minds, darragh

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a fan trading site for weird al bootlegs

might exist? He does have a decent number of unreleased songs, concert-only parodies, and of course the fan-favorite live version of 'Yoda.' Probably only needs a two-disc set though, yeah, kind of amazing to imagine collecting different live performances of 'Fat.'

http://www.weirdalforum.com/viewforum.php?f=56

I feel like I've just taken my first step into a larger Yankoverse

quetzalcoxial cable

alt quetzalcloaca cable. SMA Male / Female

I mentioned this on some other thread, but a few years ago I had an idea for a stapler with a voice circuit inside it that said "Ouch!" every time it was used. Last week I saw a stapler that made a shotgun noise when used.

If I were ever prompted to give any advice about writing humor, I would just say- Write everything down, everything. The script for this strip came from a random two sentences scrawled down, originally intended to be just a footnote to augment another script. But, returning to it months later I was able to see it temporally removed from its composition and free from fresh over-analysis. Seriously, if you said it and you laughed or even just cracked a smile, write that shit down cause it’s yours.

noting primarily because i should do same

snoball's stapler idea would be a perfect thing for Michael Scott to have on his desk

Serious money-maker, Jump to Conclusions mat type deal.

Xtian female rapper called sweary swagdalene

also you need a staple remover that says "hold still...hold still... i've got it... ok, it's out" to go along with

Christian Rock play on "A Man Needs a Maid" called "A Man Needs A God"

I was thinkin that I would get a God
find a church nearby for him to stay

zx_:
cuture jameing

getting an operation to be a satient 12yo xomyn

internet gameshow called "King of the Typos" where 3 ppl are given phrases and are tasked to doctor them to contain the best possible typos

no drugs........... need u 2 hijack a truck
[9:08pm] don_corleone:
vcrs
[9:08pm] don_corleone:
dvds
[9:08pm] zx_:
ya sure
[9:08pm] zx_:
get a c row bar
[9:08pm] don_corleone:
35 65
[9:08pm] zx_:
knock da muddafukka aut
[9:08pm] zx_:
take da ngaz keys
[9:08pm] zx_:
lockem in da seat n drop m n da laek
[9:08pm] zx_:
ride off
[9:08pm] zx_:
lol
[9:08pm] wat:
lol
[9:08pm] don_corleone:
is that a rap
[9:09pm] zx_:
\n
[9:09pm] zx_:
mb
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[9:09pm] zx_:
i am unconscious
[9:09pm] zx_:
people say i am MAD!
[9:09pm] zx_:
MAD!
[9:09pm] don_corleone:
u gotta wear a suit or a track suit
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[9:09pm] plum:
to wear a top, and i want it
[9:09pm] zx_:
or a story rap
[9:09pm] zx_:
sittin on a stool
[9:09pm] zx_:
tellin a friccen rap like that
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[9:09pm] zx_:
like it's wise & real
[9:10pm] don_corleone:
whens the album gonna drop
[9:10pm] zx_:
dats how a nga ro
[9:10pm] zx_:
shortly
[9:10pm] zx_:
aborting me courtly
[9:10pm] zx_:
take a nga down like ive cordially dort d
[9:11pm] zx_:
to and fro deez ngaz on m rock
[9:11pm] zx_:
drop a mothafukken lock
[9:11pm] zx_:
put a nga on a chain an takem 2 brock
[9:11pm] MaDCoW:
zx_ wut
[9:11pm] MaDCoW:
o nvm
[9:11pm] zx_:
im jokn
[9:11pm] zx_:
\
[9:12pm] zx_:
jerk off with ya spit
[9:12pm] zx_:
take a bite of ha lung
[9:12pm] zx_:
mayo out da jar and tina fey watchin me
[9:12pm] zx_:
ism just botchelin me
[9:13pm] zx_:
strait up my gait rough-hewn
[9:13pm] zx_:
i drop my trousers at my hip and u can catch a pistol-whip
[9:13pm] zx_:
punkin u shrunkly
[9:13pm] zx_:
make a nga small like i proachin him drunkly
[9:13pm] zx_:
im ya uncle murda
[9:14pm] zx_:
im the monkey's turdel
[9:14pm] zx_:
ne 1 hu watchin me know that i'm SQUIRTLE!!
[9:14pm] zx_:
HMMM
[9:14pm] zx_:
THAT"S A WEIRD RAP
[9:14pm] zx_:
I am MAD!
[9:14pm] zx_:
Posessed by the voice of a MADMAN!
[9:15pm] zx_:
call m nga brr via registad mail paypal n shit
[9:15pm] zx_:
she sen me ha px fa 20 usd
[9:15pm] zx_:
hallain at timecop m ng on the heli forum -rc
[9:15pm] zx_:
ya dat muddafukkin zx_
[9:15pm] zx_:
he say 2 m
[9:15pm] zx_:
fuck all da ngaz i neva knew like vxp
[9:15pm] zx_:
scad uh m shadow
[9:16pm] zx_:
lokin on da block like a scaecro
[9:16pm] zx_:
killin ngaz wit m fukkin hand
[9:16pm] zx_:
drop a block on a muddafukkin slow bitch like a fukken yogic genie
[9:16pm] wat:
all bad teammates are fukken artists
[9:16pm] zx_:
throw m ass in da lamp n call a muddafukka a weinie
[9:16pm] plum:
my ass out of sg
[9:17pm] zx_:
ill knock a nga hed off his body if he don liek th loc n m eye
[9:17pm] wat:
the law here nga wtf
[9:17pm] zx_:
ill drop a nga on a muddafukken next nga fa reasons of illuminatic futures
[9:17pm] brr:
lol
[9:18pm] zx_:
im straight up out m muddafukken myndstt3
[9:18pm] zx_:
np carrie french brrip

A spoof of the movie 'Scream' called 'Hot Drinks'. In the opening scene we see the young, blonde housesitter at home with the curtains open looking out onto the darkened lawn outside. The phone rings:
Housesitter: Hello?
Phone Voice: Why don't you wanna talk to me?
Housesitter: Who is this?
Phone Voice: You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine.
Housesitter: I don't think so.
Phone Voice: What's that noise?
Housesitter: The kettle
Phone Voice: You're making a hot drink?
Housesitter: Uh huh.
Phone Voice: Really, what?
Housesitter: Oh, just a hot drink.
Phone Voice: Do you like hot drinks?
Housesitter: Uh huh.
Phone Voice: What's your favourite hot drink?
Housesitter: I dunno.
Phone Voice: You have to have a favourite, what comes to mind?
etc...

sounds like a scary movie

series of detective novels with st paul as the lead character, solving crimes on his travels.

Strengths
• Fun to write? Research early Christianity, throw in lots of crazy first century stuff
• 'interesting' in a slightly hazy way. Sex! Where would that fit?
• Good main character, kind of a maverick wandering from town to town.

Weaknesses
• Can't write detective fiction, have almost no knowledge of genre, only like Chandler tbh (mitigate: steal plots and structure)
• Would probably want to put too much research in, ends up as dog's dinner.
• Time-consuming (mitigate: do not decide you need to learn aramaic, hebrew, latin, etc to do this 'properly')
• Horrible main character, religious fanatic, awful views on most stuff (mitigate: some kind of villain messing with his letters?)

Opportunities
• Large Christian market. $$$/£££, even at £0.49, including free wireless delivery via amazon whispernet

Threats
• Angry Christians who don't like eg visions of Christ appearing to give Paul clues, Paul/Thecla sexual tension.
• Has someone done this already? Sort of thing that seems like it could already be an entire genre

Action:
More research needed, post to terrible ideas thread for time being.

great idea!

woof, there is The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ - not exactly the same thing but the whole 'messing with the letters' thing goes on a bit.

Thank you! More stuff to mine. I'd be aiming for much pulpier than Pullman, so I will not add that to threats. It'd be more like the Jane Austen Mysteries or something.

visions of Christ appearing to give Paul clues

lol plz write this