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well yeah it's an intensifier not the thing itself

but if office drudge is ur aura then by all means feel free to rep for it

r|t|c, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link

Agree. Instead of all that you can just post to ILX

乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

office cake is def repulsive for the most part but I'll still eat in. but I usually stick with the cake because the frosting on those cakes is the worst part. What kind of sick world is this?

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

Office cake is only the tip of the iceberg of despair.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

or you can choose not to work in a fucking office, live yr fucking life instead of acting like the gods colluded to trap you in some privileged dull existence where the depths of yr despair encompass cake and interacting w/ other ppl.

― balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:00 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

ur right... tomorrow i open my bakery

r|t|c, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

lol

Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

lotta dilbert fans here

balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

haa xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:13 (ten years ago) link

ha that reminds me actually a friend of mine recently made a cake for someone elses bday and it was this enormous unfathomably heavy thick glittery multi tiered thing with a barbie stuck in the top he constructed whil-st trashed... all he'd blearily murmur about it was "don't eat it. just don't". but then when he unveiled it in public an incessant stream of passers by were all like wow outrageous so trashy i love it do u have a card

r|t|c, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hmW8nfs.jpg

Only ILH Posters Will Remember The Outrageous And True Story Behind This Cake

乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

You Won't Believe What This 'King' Did With His Cake

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

haw @ m. Bison

pplains, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link

everyone shut the fuck up about cake

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

cake stale

Phoebe (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

you know whats really good cake i especially like to eat it in offices and also any type of cake is ok

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

imna make an app that tells you what offices have cake in them that day and you go there and eat cake its called cake crash

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

I like cake.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

vanilla cake in the conference room

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link

stow thine cake upon the highest shelf of thine house, not to be eaten for thee eternity's blessyng. hardened and stale as a brick, let ur mynde naer wandyr tew such an thoughte evyne neaar it's rygauryde, fowr thyne emotyve shall breayk ay spelle so unrelatyonale that thyin ascynt shall obsconde from thyn undyrpinnings

Phoebe (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Saturday, 30 November 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ht_cake_2_mi_130617_wblog.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

lol let's not send this thread down a cakewrecks rabbit hole

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

i love cakewrecks so much

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

lollll oh no

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

got yall a cake

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

irl losing it over that turkey

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

it looks so concerned

gbx, Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

no one presented with the G O O D L U C K cake is not hearing G O O D L U C K in the voice of street hassle lou reed talking bout B A D L U C K

love mike love (ko komo) (schlump), Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

icing is a thing that is actually disgusting

― sleepingbag, Saturday, November 30, 2013 1:50 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

GTFO.

Icing is the best. The more the better. Tbh I'm pro all your weirdo frosting/icing hating people because it just means I get to eat all the deliciousness you eat around and leave behind.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

misunderstandings of written english instructions: funny on cakes, not so funny on my laundry

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 30 November 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

have taken the cake
the icing on the cake
olde english insults like cakefaced
lol when i took a test for job placement in elementary it said i would be a cake decorator lol
cakefed? is that one?
caked in blood lol weird punning

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/cake
p good

Phoebe (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

enbb otm

Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:10 (ten years ago) link

cosign

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

more icing for us

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

i personally like just the right amount of icing *sniff*

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

misunderstandings of written english instructions: funny on cakes, not so funny on my laundry

― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, November 30, 2013 4:59 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THE LAUNDERERS CALL ME MR. ALBERT

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

my gf doesn't like icing so i get to ear her icing even FDR couldn't think up a deal as great as that

my whole family is catholic so look at the pickle i'm in (zachlyon), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

u cn live off frosting for like 6d lol

Phoebe (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

1 can frosting what a tasty treat

Phoebe (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Saturday, 30 November 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

when i was a kid and found out you could just buy frosting in the store, that they would just sell you a tub of nothing but icing, it blew my mind that adults didn't do this routinely. now i tend to prefer moderate to minimal amounts of icing.

balls, Saturday, 30 November 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link

Pro-frosting people are the people who ask for the slices with frosting flowers + cornices on them

乒乓, Saturday, 30 November 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

Let them have it. I'm definitely in the not-too-much-icing camp. I believe that both the icing and the cake itself should taste good, and that too much icing usually indicates a cake that tastes of arse by itself.

fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Saturday, 30 November 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

Phoebe that's my favorite Fall song too

lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 November 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

what

Phoebe (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Sunday, 1 December 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

Pro-frosting people are the people who ask for the slices with frosting flowers + cornices on them

― 乒乓, Saturday, November 30, 2013 6:40 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark

fuck yes.

Hungry4Ass, Sunday, 1 December 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link

AND WHAT OF IT

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 December 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link


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